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Popcorn Gremlin Greehah
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Always feel. Multiple-time "Most Fuckable Person in this Walmart" Award winner. He/They
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Totally understand the Puka hate but I'll never understand the Stafford hate. He's a wizard, one of the best to ever play the position, and he's on our side! Born in Texas and played football at Georgia and somehow still didn't get MAGAed
Finding out Stafford is really woke was a pleasant surprise.
January 26, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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Just a reminder that the paper is owned by one of the wealthiest men in the world who recently paid $40 million to distribute a documentary about the first lady.
News: The Washington Post is preparing to slash upwards of 300 staffers, incl sports, metro and foreign desks @nataliekorach.bsky.social reports.

“The newsroom is being punished for absolute incompetence from the owner and publisher,” one staffer told @status.news
www.status.news/p/washington...
Post Parting Depression
Looming cuts at The Washington Post threaten to decimate key coverage areas as staffers question the motives and commitment of billionaire owner Jeff Bezos.
www.status.news
January 26, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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My old college classmate, a part-time TikTok influencer, just openly wondered on Instagram whether something's wrong with her TikTok algorithm.

TikTok's sale to the Ellisons has been finalized. The best time to delete the app from your phones was yesterday; the second-best time to do it is now.
This morning, I recorded a video on TikTok about why DHS’s arguments for the power to enter homes without judicial warrants in immigration cases are bunk.

Nine hours later, TikTok still says my video is “under review,” and can’t be shared.

Well, here’s a link:

georgetown.box.com/v/Vladeck-IC...
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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This morning, I recorded a video on TikTok about why DHS’s arguments for the power to enter homes without judicial warrants in immigration cases are bunk.

Nine hours later, TikTok still says my video is “under review,” and can’t be shared.

Well, here’s a link:

georgetown.box.com/v/Vladeck-IC...
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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It’s -2000 degrees below zero. You just flashbanged yourself twenty feet from the front desk. Three hours sleep cause locals who hate you bang garbage cans outside your room all night. The Home2Suits has fallen and you’re not getting that signing bonus for another 4.5 years. Ass. It’s all ass, dude.
Minneapolis, MN -

Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
January 26, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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Not even their dogs are safe from the obviously fake receipt thing
January 26, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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A+, teachers!
January 26, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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At about 1m20 the most non-elite US mall ninja shows up with a bafflingly seemingly self inflicted bleeding nose, tucks a shotgun under his taint before tossing a munition canister god knows where, then starts shooting at journalists. If you saw this in a war videogame you’d think it was broken.
Federal officers just came in and cleared the protest with tear gas. One officer asked press why we didn’t call 911 when the protesters were destroying the hotel and told us that we are bad Americans. Full video to come on @statuscoupnews.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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Outside a Minneapolis hotel is a lone agent, swaying, baffled, with a bloody nose he may have given himself, fumbling with the pin of a smoke grenade, demanding to see the MPD (which weren't there), and trying to hold his gun between his knees.

Can't make this shit up.
January 26, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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Raskin: "I think the people have Minnesota have shown us with their mass demonstration and general strike the direction that we may need to go in nationally in order to send the message that American society does not accept this authoritarian derailment of the US Constitution."
January 25, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Just say the government is lying. The goal of journalism should be to inform, not gaslight.
January 26, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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WHAT IS HAPPENING???????????????? APPARENTLY THEY BOOED THE FUCKING NAITONAL ANTHEM IN DENVER I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. NEVER EVEN CONSIDERED IT WAS POSSIBLE

MOREOVER, ICE MSUT BE DESTROYED
January 26, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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Drunk cop with an inexplicably bloody nose shouting weird shit at the press in a bad Bane impersonation voice *was* on my 2026 bingo card.
January 26, 2026 at 6:03 AM
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📣 Killing, kidnapping, maiming, terrorizing...it's all in a day's work on the taxpayers' dime by the Trump/Miller/Noem masked, armed ICE Gestapo —*funding overwhelmingly approved by Rs in Congress*.

So, when is Noem going to be impeached?
🧾 www.axios.com/2026/01/26/i...

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January 26, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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Protestors finger blown apart by ICE gestapo at Alex Pretti protest in
Minneapolis
January 26, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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Andy has cultivated a readership so stone stupid they’re willing to contend that someone writing a slogan on a clipboard is attempted murder
You go get them Andy
January 26, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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I am okay. Thank you for all the well wishes. We are in scary times. Please stay safe and do not let these people silence you. Onwards.
Congressman Maxwell Frost says he was punched in the face at Sundance Festival by a man who told him "Trump was going to deport" him
January 25, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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well there's MPD arresting protesters again with a fuckin' tank so I guess the mayor really just talks big eh
Minneapolis, MN -

Many many more agents filing into the area around the hotel. Minneapolis PD announcing everyone is under arrest, telling them to sit down with their hands up. An ad hoc journalist squad being told to go further down the street. Chemicals irritant deployed in the road.
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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Minneapolis protester as he's being brutalized by feds: "You're gonna have to kill me! You're gonna have to kill me! I've done nothing wrong! My name is Matthew James! I'm a US citizen! You're gonna kill me! Is that what you want?" (You can hear his wife screaming)
January 24, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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Can’t help but notice a lot of social media reports of Tik Tok censoring anti-ICE content in its first weekend under Trump-directed US management, and no mainstream news coverage thus far.
January 26, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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This is one of the things that I find is most shocking to people outside Minnesota who don’t realize it yet—the scale at which everyone who isn’t white has been forced into a spectrum of hiding.

Very good article drawing out the Tahrir Square comparison.
January 26, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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Here's a regular white guy (literally "Chad") not a protester. because, "It seemed pointless, or just a way for people to expiate their sense of guilt." Chad witnessed something shattering. And, that all changed in a moment.

Excellent article!
January 26, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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The admin gains nothing but public criticism by admitting they just recycled these guys back into the system like a bunch of catholic priests. The only logic to making this known is to signal other officers that they won’t be turned over to legitimate authorities for gunning down Americans.
January 25, 2026 at 9:02 PM