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senior reviews editor, @theverge.com. fka nedwards.
previously: wirecutter, maximum pc

goblin wrangler, gloomrunner, enthusiast.

Osage citizen. TX. he/him. 𐓘𐓷𐓘𐓯𐓤𐓘͘. 𐓩𐓪͘𐓘𐓭𐓘𐓨𐓘͘𐓻𐓣.
Pinned
Claims that I am a joyless pedant are false. I’m actually a joyful pedant
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KEEP HONKING
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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"Worm Drive Circular Saw"? uhhh. no. worm drive apple car
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Mind like water? Buddy, I already HAVE a mind like water. There's lots of kinds of water.
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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It's so interesting that in the name of practicality we are urged to avoid any practical action; in the name of redemption we are urged to exonerate people who have shown no interest in redemption; in the name of civility we are urged to overlook the cruelty of those who scorn all civility
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
nto now honey i'm hnncugty som e paperps
Wife bought some scissors from a trusted brand
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
you know I keep that mf thang on me
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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May 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I think this is at the heart of why AI is useful to fascists. They seek to throttle the imagination, so people won't be able to think of ways to stop them. People won't be able to hope for anything better.
I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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applying for jobs again
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Millennials haven’t had easy lives but at least we’ll always have this beat drop at 3:07
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Years ago, I had 50 limited-edition 11"x17" art prints made to raise money that we were desperately in need of at the time.
I sold 7.

I found the other 43 and put them on eBay because I desperately need to pay some more bills. :(

$50, ships internationally!

www.ebay.com/itm/26746176...
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Gonna start printing all the Butlerian Jihad Now sweatshirts next week. Get em while they warm.
Etsy.com/shop/bumlung
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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You might have noticed a new face on the team lately — John Higgins recently debuted as our senior reviewer of TVs and audio! We're holding a special subscriber-exclusive AMA today at 2PM ET, so drop your AV questions in the comments section of this article any time and we'll see you this afternoon!
I’m The Verge’s new AV expert, ask me anything!
Let’s talk about TVs, headphones, speakers, and all things AV.
www.theverge.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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i hate it when something is described as "inscrutable." you have no idea the types of things im able to scrute
November 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Democratic strategists will just say anything. "better things aren't possible" yes they are. That's not true
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Help! I’m A Cable Network And My Dead-Eyed Commentators Keep Melting On Live TV!
You know it’s an emergency when Fox News breaks out the bowtie guys
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong.

How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Severian is a classic example of an unreliable narrator when he introduces himself as Booker D. Newsun
November 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Alright you beautiful protein shake swilling hogs, the orange man has continued to be bad and people are going hungry. So it's time to help people. Y'all know I wouldn't tap your gains for a bad cause. I've chipped in and hope y'all are able to too.

teamfeed.feedingamerica.org/participants...
I'm supporting Feeding America!
To feed America’s hungry through food banks and engage our country in the fight to end hunger
teamfeed.feedingamerica.org
November 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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🚘 🥰 🌖
November 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Claims that I am a joyless pedant are false. I’m actually a joyful pedant
April 23, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I dreamed I was wearing a bunch more rings than usual and a friend from high school complimented my rings. Maybe I should wear more rings.
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM