☭⚧️ Ms. Andry
@girldyke.bsky.social
She/her, real human being lesbian who enjoys normal human lesbian activities like drink water and heartbeat and woman
Signal for mutuals if you need anything. Just ask.
NO MINORS 🔞
Signal for mutuals if you need anything. Just ask.
NO MINORS 🔞
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☭⚧️ Ms. Andry
@girldyke.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Girldick
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no two words in the English language bring as much joy as "her wife"
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
no two words in the English language bring as much joy as "her wife"
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Today I learned that stalking a 17 year old girl, writing up a 400 page 'dossier' about her, falsely reporting her to the police and smashing her phone does not constitute 'harassment'.
One wonders what *would*.
One wonders what *would*.
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Father Ted creator Graham Linehan has been found guilty of criminal damage to the phone of a trans activist but not guilty of harassment.
news.sky.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Today I learned that stalking a 17 year old girl, writing up a 400 page 'dossier' about her, falsely reporting her to the police and smashing her phone does not constitute 'harassment'.
One wonders what *would*.
One wonders what *would*.
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(meeting a t4T lesbian couple) sooo which one is the eclair and which one is the piping bag?
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
(meeting a t4T lesbian couple) sooo which one is the eclair and which one is the piping bag?
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Lesbian couple seeks third...for jar opening
Two trans gals passing the same salsa jar back and forth until one of us manages to open it.
August 27, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Lesbian couple seeks third...for jar opening
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Two trans gals passing the same salsa jar back and forth until one of us manages to open it.
August 27, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Two trans gals passing the same salsa jar back and forth until one of us manages to open it.
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trans women love to post pics and go "haha i look like such a boyyyyy" meanwhile if they went into the mens restroom lookin like that theyd get hate crimed
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
trans women love to post pics and go "haha i look like such a boyyyyy" meanwhile if they went into the mens restroom lookin like that theyd get hate crimed
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oh you want a few more good quarters of ✨returns✨ so you can masturbate to your Merril balance and fund your nepo son's failing artisanal-frozen-yogurt-parlor-and-NFT-gallery?
i hope you stay conscious in death and feel every maggot as it consumes your flesh, returning you to the earth you ruined.
i hope you stay conscious in death and feel every maggot as it consumes your flesh, returning you to the earth you ruined.
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
oh you want a few more good quarters of ✨returns✨ so you can masturbate to your Merril balance and fund your nepo son's failing artisanal-frozen-yogurt-parlor-and-NFT-gallery?
i hope you stay conscious in death and feel every maggot as it consumes your flesh, returning you to the earth you ruined.
i hope you stay conscious in death and feel every maggot as it consumes your flesh, returning you to the earth you ruined.
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wakes u up by rolling my tongue around ur soft cock while ur asleep and feeling it grow harder and bigger until its pushing itself down my throat and i listen to all ur cute little whimpers n moans and then u wake up, grab me by my fur, and slam my head down, ignoring my frantic taps on your leg
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
wakes u up by rolling my tongue around ur soft cock while ur asleep and feeling it grow harder and bigger until its pushing itself down my throat and i listen to all ur cute little whimpers n moans and then u wake up, grab me by my fur, and slam my head down, ignoring my frantic taps on your leg
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every movie that was ever filmed was bad
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
every movie that was ever filmed was bad
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[pointing to a jawline I’ve seen on a thousand cis women] im doomed forever
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
[pointing to a jawline I’ve seen on a thousand cis women] im doomed forever
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walking past a sandwich shop, seeing a sign reading "mouthwatering 12" subs" and getting so hard i pass out
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
walking past a sandwich shop, seeing a sign reading "mouthwatering 12" subs" and getting so hard i pass out
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crushed penis casserole
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
crushed penis casserole
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
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Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
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I am not "interested" in politics. I am "interested" in being used by ten hot trans girls who have all read my book and found it insightful and personally enriching, but who are willing to set that aside to objectify me, at the same time. "politics" is everything that stands between me and that goal
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I am not "interested" in politics. I am "interested" in being used by ten hot trans girls who have all read my book and found it insightful and personally enriching, but who are willing to set that aside to objectify me, at the same time. "politics" is everything that stands between me and that goal
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Breaking open an unopenable window on the 7th floor of the office building to shout “nice hat, JACKASS!” at someone in the street
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Breaking open an unopenable window on the 7th floor of the office building to shout “nice hat, JACKASS!” at someone in the street
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what's a hamburger to a helper
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
what's a hamburger to a helper
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As any couple knows nothing solves a problem like adding a kid to the mix
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
As any couple knows nothing solves a problem like adding a kid to the mix
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Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
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PARTY HOST: Whoa, look who decided to show up ten minutes late! It's Mr. Punctual!
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
PARTY HOST: Whoa, look who decided to show up ten minutes late! It's Mr. Punctual!
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
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porn patient: oooh my huge dick hurts. and my balls as well
porn nurse: doctor, this patient has too many cums in him. we need to get him to the Orgy-rating Room, stat!
porn doctor: i am so tired. i just need like 2 hours to nap without a major cumtastrophe. i can't squirt under these conditions!
porn nurse: doctor, this patient has too many cums in him. we need to get him to the Orgy-rating Room, stat!
porn doctor: i am so tired. i just need like 2 hours to nap without a major cumtastrophe. i can't squirt under these conditions!
October 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
porn patient: oooh my huge dick hurts. and my balls as well
porn nurse: doctor, this patient has too many cums in him. we need to get him to the Orgy-rating Room, stat!
porn doctor: i am so tired. i just need like 2 hours to nap without a major cumtastrophe. i can't squirt under these conditions!
porn nurse: doctor, this patient has too many cums in him. we need to get him to the Orgy-rating Room, stat!
porn doctor: i am so tired. i just need like 2 hours to nap without a major cumtastrophe. i can't squirt under these conditions!
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like the legend of the penis
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
like the legend of the penis