Ankh-Morpilled
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Other countries:
Lapland: Come and visit Santa and his reindeer!
Czech Republic: Come and visit Wenceslas Square!
Ireland: We killed Santa. Would you like to see his grave?
Lapland: Come and visit Santa and his reindeer!
Czech Republic: Come and visit Wenceslas Square!
Ireland: We killed Santa. Would you like to see his grave?
You come down the chimney in the middle of the night in rural Ireland and well...
Santa Claus buried in Kilkenny? www.rte.ie/brainstorm/2...
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Other countries:
Lapland: Come and visit Santa and his reindeer!
Czech Republic: Come and visit Wenceslas Square!
Ireland: We killed Santa. Would you like to see his grave?
Lapland: Come and visit Santa and his reindeer!
Czech Republic: Come and visit Wenceslas Square!
Ireland: We killed Santa. Would you like to see his grave?
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Esnupi and the boys
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Esnupi and the boys
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I'd rather die than subscribe to "HP Ink supply". Feels like a service that an unfree people would be compelled to use.
"You can increase or pause your plan any time" is "statements made by the utterly deranged" stuff to me bsky.app/profile/meme...
"You can increase or pause your plan any time" is "statements made by the utterly deranged" stuff to me bsky.app/profile/meme...
No, subscribe to HP ink supply, pick the lowest plan around 2 bucks per month for 10 pages. You can increase your plan and or pause your plan anytime. They will keep your ink topped up 👍
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I'd rather die than subscribe to "HP Ink supply". Feels like a service that an unfree people would be compelled to use.
"You can increase or pause your plan any time" is "statements made by the utterly deranged" stuff to me bsky.app/profile/meme...
"You can increase or pause your plan any time" is "statements made by the utterly deranged" stuff to me bsky.app/profile/meme...
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The Roundworld year for 2026 shall be known as [FX Drum Roll] : The Year of the Curious Squid. Artwork by Discworld artist Paul Kidby.
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The Roundworld year for 2026 shall be known as [FX Drum Roll] : The Year of the Curious Squid. Artwork by Discworld artist Paul Kidby.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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Feel like shit just want him back
December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Feel like shit just want him back
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ORSON WELLES: *sitting at a big desk in front of a book case, looking at a leather bound tone, he chuckles to himself and looks up at the camera* aaaaah.... REAL monsters
November 16, 2023 at 8:49 PM
ORSON WELLES: *sitting at a big desk in front of a book case, looking at a leather bound tone, he chuckles to himself and looks up at the camera* aaaaah.... REAL monsters
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
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when you've read enough arguments about sports and politics online you don't need to know what half the words mean you just see the code like neo
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
when you've read enough arguments about sports and politics online you don't need to know what half the words mean you just see the code like neo
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Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
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his grandson was apparently in the audience and I will now crumble into dust
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
his grandson was apparently in the audience and I will now crumble into dust
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I’m writing one post I can just repost any time I feel like I have to comment on the current US administration:
These people are such whiny, boring, incurious, petty, unimaginative, pathetic little leaky bags of hot dog water and are incapable of being cool, correct, or worth your time.
These people are such whiny, boring, incurious, petty, unimaginative, pathetic little leaky bags of hot dog water and are incapable of being cool, correct, or worth your time.
September 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I’m writing one post I can just repost any time I feel like I have to comment on the current US administration:
These people are such whiny, boring, incurious, petty, unimaginative, pathetic little leaky bags of hot dog water and are incapable of being cool, correct, or worth your time.
These people are such whiny, boring, incurious, petty, unimaginative, pathetic little leaky bags of hot dog water and are incapable of being cool, correct, or worth your time.
Come on now.
CPSC issued a Notice of Violation to the seller, Shijiazhuangshitangtemaoyiyouxiangongsi, of China, doing business as Tangyuwangs Shop. The firm has been unresponsive to CPSC’s request to recall these helmets or offer a remedy to consumers.
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Come on now.
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Telling people to touch grass, constantly going off on how much he hates AI, getting swept up in poly drama... Truly he is the Poster's Pope
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Telling people to touch grass, constantly going off on how much he hates AI, getting swept up in poly drama... Truly he is the Poster's Pope
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You go to Disney World and see someone dressed up as Mickey Mouse and you're like "ok, a guy in a Mickey Mouse costume." You see someone puppeteering Kermit and you're like "holy shit. It's him. It's Kermit the Frog."
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
You go to Disney World and see someone dressed up as Mickey Mouse and you're like "ok, a guy in a Mickey Mouse costume." You see someone puppeteering Kermit and you're like "holy shit. It's him. It's Kermit the Frog."
God is good.
Scarlett Johansson will star in Mike Flanagan’s THE EXORCIST.
“Scarlett is a brilliant actress whose captivating performances always feel grounded and real, from genre films to blockbusters,” said Flanagan.
The film will tell an all-new story.
“Scarlett is a brilliant actress whose captivating performances always feel grounded and real, from genre films to blockbusters,” said Flanagan.
The film will tell an all-new story.
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
God is good.
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My cover for the upcoming Green Lantern #32
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My cover for the upcoming Green Lantern #32
Oh we're bubble bubbling.
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Oh we're bubble bubbling.
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
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TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
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YOUR BODY IS A FEVER DREAM: A Cosmic Body Horror Anthology from Trans & Gender Nonconforming Voices
A Charity collection coming in October 2026🖤☠️🏳️⚧️
Art by @mxmorgan.com
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YOUR BODY IS A FEVER DREAM: A Cosmic Body Horror Anthology from Trans & Gender Nonconforming Voices
A Charity collection coming in October 2026🖤☠️🏳️⚧️
Art by @mxmorgan.com
All the info here: tenebrouspress.com/blog/2025/11...
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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