Geewiz
geewiz0123.bsky.social
Geewiz
@geewiz0123.bsky.social
Ok. I'll try to be nice.
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I know "skeets" has been adopted by a lot of users, but hear me out:

Skytes.

You're welcome.
@susiedent.com

#bluesky #skeets #skytes #wordsmith
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Oh cool, you're on threads? That's what I'm hanging on by
February 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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Speaking of DHS becoming toxic:
February 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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"Never interrupt your enemy when they are setting up a meme."
Andrew Hastie is sitting in question time with a copy of 'The Art of War' on his desk
live.thepoint.com.au/2026/02/the-...
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February 4, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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lick my ear at the Houston Boat show?

lick my ear at the Houston Boat show, queen? 👀
I hope I never humiliate my business / reputation and make a good man feel uncomfortable by getting carried away and licking his ear at the Houston Boat Show, but sadly there is no way to 100% prevent this from happening.
February 4, 2026 at 8:17 AM
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Pink cockatoos at Kinchega National Park, New South Wales.
February 4, 2026 at 8:25 AM
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A heavily redacted cartoon.
My @smh cartoon.
February 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Fuck AI
February 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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would it kill this platform to include a little "nice" animation any time you're the 69th like
February 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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MeidasTouch sent a reporter to look for waste, fraud, and abuse behind the Melania movie. Here’s what we found.
February 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family https://theonion.com/ice-agent-scores-easy-win-by-deporting-own-family/
February 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Every once in awhile a Republican tears their skin mask off to reveal they are actually alien beings
February 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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Have seen *very* prominent energy guys RT'ing and chatting shit with this guy over on the child abuse platform
Presented without comment. I just want everyone here to know.

I want you to know what you're looking at the next time you see this guy being interviewed or RTed by an Abundance bro.

1/8
February 3, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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First they came for the pedophiles, and I said nothing.
Then they came for the wealthy 70 year olds fucking 19 year olds forced into sex slavery, and I said nothing.
Then they came for all red blooded hetrosexuals! But all my Epstein island friends were in prison and couldn't help me :(
February 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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Presented without comment. I just want everyone here to know.

I want you to know what you're looking at the next time you see this guy being interviewed or RTed by an Abundance bro.

1/8
February 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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LISTEN UP, FUCKERS. DO YOU HAVE DOG? A FUNNY DORK DOG JUST SITTING THERE PERHAPS WITHIN ARM'S LENGTH? IF SO I WANT YOU TO PET THAT DOG FOR ME. THANK YOU.
February 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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He colonized edgelord dipshittery and is hauling it off to the British museum as we speak.
February 3, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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"Draining the swamp" is just gonna leave a giant US-shaped hole that reaches to the Earth's core

#Epstein #ArrestThemNow
Blanche: It's not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.
February 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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Feeling gratitude to and pity for the people who make a living keeping track of all of these a-holes. There are so many.
February 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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"... feminists as the problem: they have fewer babies, promote abortion, reduce white birth rates and accelerate demographic change. Women who refuse to submit to male authority, refuse heterosexual relationships or reject their ‘natural’ roles as reproducers of the nation are seen as the enemy."
February 2, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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On Trump, Epstein, and their social circle of pedophiles. From HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT, written in 2019, before Epstein was indicted.

"The story of Jeffrey Epstein is one that will define our era..."

us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
February 2, 2026 at 9:05 PM