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Geekeries en tout genre et catsitting, en français and in English.

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cubidou.bsky.social
Il faudrait une barre de genoux dans les jeux vidéo.

C'est pas immersif de voir son avatar enchaîner les sauts et les chutes comme ça.

Quand ta barre de genoux est vide, tu dois te reposer au milieu des escaliers avant de continuer à monter.
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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maitre-poulard.bsky.social
Sympa la version londonienne des p'tits poèmes du métro
THE BEST THING ABOUT LIVING IN CENTRAL LONDON? GUARANTEED INSTANT OBLITERATION IN THE FIRST MOMENTS OF A NUCLEAR WAR
January 20, 2026 at 9:04 AM
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architecture.bsky.social
Hagia Sophia in Istanbul was built as a Christian church (532–537), turned into a mosque in 1453, became a museum in 1935, and was reconverted into a mosque in 2020.
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January 20, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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peccadille.bsky.social
Je viens de tomber sur un truc fascinant. En 1970, la FNAC et Paris ont organisé un concours photo basé sur un découpage géométrique de Paris. Ce site permet de visionner 30 000 des photos produites à cette occasion

paris1970.jeantho.eu/index.html
C'était Paris en 1970
Photographies numérisées du fonds C'était Paris en 1970
paris1970.jeantho.eu
January 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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r-p-one.bsky.social
Merry Tentacle Monstermas!
December 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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willoremus.com
this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
reddit post from a presumably young person who watched sex and the city and couldn’t get over how much people smoked indoors. “wouldn’t everything smell bad?” they asked
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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nordengail.bsky.social
Ma collègue est au téléphone avec la CAF pour un bénéficiaire, je l'attends dire à l'agent de la CAF : Mais vous ne prévenez plus les gens par courrier ou notification quand vous clôturez leur dossier maintenant ?
L'agent : Ah ben, ils le verront bien quand ils ne toucheront plus d'argent

😑
December 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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moonjam.com
Every facet of generative AI has made my professional life worse, without question, but THIS specific aspect has been driving me NUTS.

Clients, who have made me toil for weeks over indescribably small details, are now approving & producing in-house commercial artwork that looks like a fever dream.
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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theonion.com
Dementia Patient’s Family Keeps Ripping Her Away From Idyllic World Of 1950s https://theonion.com/dementia-patient-s-family-keeps-ripping-her-away-from-i-1819578494/
Dementia Patient’s Family Keeps Ripping Her Away From Idyllic World Of 1950s
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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troutgirl.bsky.social
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
mattseybold.bsky.social Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · Nov 22
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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adamtots.bsky.social
Shot, chaser, another chaser
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social
I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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atsemtex.bsky.social
pacifiquement
Eeeeet c’est encore une énième manif contre un pouvoir illégitime, sourd et aveugle (mais hélas pas muet). Comme d’accoutumée les robocops surarmés sont de sortie, avec ordre de se faire plaisir sur la tonfa. Une bande de petits vieux défile avec des pancartes « cœur ». Jean-Robocop lance à la mamie du devant : « Vous allez roter du sang, bande de TERRORISTES ! » La mamie, interloquée : « Quoi ? » Puis les robocops se mettent à robocoper avec tact (ils tabassent et gazent tout le monde). La mamie, au sol : « Mais on ne fait que marcher pacifiquement dans la rue ! » Dans la dernière case, on retrouve la même mamie, les lunettes à peine désaxées mais désormais vêtue de noir de pied en cape, un cocktail molotov et une barre à mine à la main. Son collègue petit vieux l’interpelle : « Eh bin ? » Mamie répond : « Quitte à se faire gazer, autant se faire plaisir. » [fin]
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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sardonicus.eu
Christopher Lee with his cat, Renfield.
4 photos of christopher lee with his cat Renfield
October 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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dimespin.bsky.social
Sleep is a biological necessity, and sleep deprivation has real physical, psychological, and social consequences that need to be taken seriously. The way our society treats it as slothful to sleep according to natural rhythms (including midday naps and variant chronotypes like night owls) is evil.
zachweinersmith.bsky.social Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · Oct 16
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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krakoan-lorax.bsky.social
Guys I've figured it out. We need to harness Jared Leto's franchise killing powers for good by getting him cast in a Harry Potter thing
October 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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teejcarlson.bsky.social
Today is Indigenous Peoples’ Day.
October 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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gralefrit.bsky.social
The possibility immediately occurs (and not just to me) that the origin of O.K. - often explained as an abbreviation for Oll Korrekt - is from this same journalese.
October 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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gralefrit.bsky.social
Thing I just learned. “Lede” as in “bury the lede” is a deliberate misspelling of “lead”. It’s part of a lexicon of misspellings used for annotations by journalists and subs so that notes on copy are removed, rather than included in the body of the text by accident. Others include “dek” and “hed”.
October 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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leenmcbeans.bsky.social
One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-
Cartoon drawing of a teenage mutant ninja turtle with a brown afro, like Bob Ross, and a yellow eye band. Labeled “Bob”, an honorary unofficial fifth TMNT. Bob looks like a shy friendly outcast ninja turtle, to be honest. Made for an 8yo boy who made a cute comment ☺️
September 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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taigamela.bsky.social
" Les pesticides dérivent dans l’atmosphère et retombent sous forme de pluie ou de neige à des centaines, voire des milliers, de kilomètres de l’endroit où ils ont été utilisés. Notre planète est baignée dans un cocktail de poisons."
www.lemonde.fr/planete/arti...
Des dizaines de tonnes de pesticides présentes dans les nuages au-dessus de la France
Jusqu’à 140 tonnes de substances actives, dont certaines sont interdites, sont dissoutes dans les nuages au-dessus du territoire métropolitain, selon une étude franco-italienne. Les écosystèmes éloign...
www.lemonde.fr
September 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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criminalerin.bsky.social
Accidental renaissance feat. the world's most photogenic man
Luigi Mangione in court today he looks a little stronger and less scary thin than he did last time. He has a great haircut as always, and his brow game remains strong. He's in what looks like a tan waffle thermal long sleeves shirt pushed up on his forearms above his hands clenched together in front of his waist by handcuffs also attached to his waist by a leather looking belt. On top of his thermal shirt is a ran prison uniform top. There are cops on either side of him, and a photojournalist perched kind of up behind Luigi and the cops. The harsh florescent light is hitting Luigi from above in a way that when combined with the general composition of this photo and Luigi's generally very handsome angelic appearance, makes the whole thing look extremely accidentally renaissance
September 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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manfredovski.bsky.social
"Where's my Breakfast?" by Daniel Arthur
September 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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clairewillett.bsky.social
reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle
One thing that has become really clear since yesterday is that we live in at least two different realities. Talking to a friend who only knew Charlie as a Christian motivational speaker because that's all that ever came across her feed. Showed me videos I've never seen before of him saying perfectly reasonable and empowering things. I showed her videos she'd never seen before of his racism, misogyny, homophobia, advocating for violence against specific groups of people. She was horrified by his remarks about Pelosi's husband's attacker being bailed out and celebrated for his violent act. She was horrified by a number of things that he said, but she had never seen or heard them before, the same as I had never seen or heard the generalized clips of him sounding like a perfectly nice loving man and father. Neither of us had a whole picture of this man. I mentioned he was a known white supremacist and she thought I was joking. She talked about him giving a speech about finding your purpose and doing good in the world and I thought she was joking. I saw why this friend was mourning the loss of a person she thought was a good person. My friend, bless her, saw why I feel the way I do about him. We understood each other better. In spite of a multi-billion dollar internet machine specifically focused on keeping us apart. Because we talked to each other with the desire to listen and to learn rather than the desire to change someone else's mind or to be "right". None of those motivational things he said change my opinion about him because they don't erase the negativity, the subtle calls for violence, the belittling and denigrating of other races religions genders etc. His negative and blaming comments about homeless people, the poor, and victims of domestic violence. His comments about rounding up people who didn't think like him and putting them in camps where their behavior could be corrected. That time he said empathy was a made-up word he didnt believe in. That other time he said the Civil Rights Act was a mistake. The time he said most people are afraid when they get on a plane and see that there's a black pilot. His anti-vaccination rhetoric and his active campaigning against people being allowed to wear masks for their own health. His open support of fascism and white supremacy. To me, all of those are fully unchristian sentiments. Those are undeniable and just one of them would be a deal-breaker for me. All of them together are a picture of a man who was polarizing, enraged a lot of people and rightly so, but even with all of that I would never wish upon him or especially his children the end that he got. Oh, and my friend had never heard, and God help me I don't know how she escaped the news, but she had never heard of the Minnesota legislators who were shot in June. The husband and wife and dog who were killed, one after throwing themselves over their child to protect the child. The other couple who somehow survived. Politically motivated attacks specifically because they were democrats. She learned about those shootings that happened months ago because I showed her Charlie Kirk's comments about them. The kidnapping plot against a female Midwestern Democratic governor. The assassination attempt against Pennsylvania's democratic governor. All things Charlie had plenty to say about while supporting the Second Amendment and bashing the Democratic party. She didn't know about any of it because we're all living in two different worlds and none of us have the whole story.
September 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM