M. Gordon
@dimespin.bsky.social
Magera Gordon - you can call me Dime or Gordon (Magera if you know me)
I am an Artist
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40 - dragon - she/her
I am an Artist
https://ko-fi.com/dimespin - https://dimespin.tumblr.com/
40 - dragon - she/her
Me, explaining stories from the internet: "see, in a novel, you'd never write a story where the protagonist has a murder happen in his vicinity and he's like 'Oh. Well I'm sure the police will handle that' and then he goes and makes a sandwich for 100 pages BUT THE WORLD IS FULL OF THAT GUY"
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Me, explaining stories from the internet: "see, in a novel, you'd never write a story where the protagonist has a murder happen in his vicinity and he's like 'Oh. Well I'm sure the police will handle that' and then he goes and makes a sandwich for 100 pages BUT THE WORLD IS FULL OF THAT GUY"
I set up the CO detector and it didn't react so the migraines being worse at the apartment than at friend's house is probably down to my friend living further away from downtown (and downtown traffic pollution) than me
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I set up the CO detector and it didn't react so the migraines being worse at the apartment than at friend's house is probably down to my friend living further away from downtown (and downtown traffic pollution) than me
Home sweet home, puter sweet puter 🖥️🖱️
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Home sweet home, puter sweet puter 🖥️🖱️
I need to be packing and cleaning to prepare to go home tonight but I have a migraine 🥲
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I need to be packing and cleaning to prepare to go home tonight but I have a migraine 🥲
[putting half a fried jalapeño out of reach of the dog that was going for it]
Me: I mean, it wouldn’t have killed her. She wouldn’t have had a good time though.
Me: I mean, it wouldn’t have killed her. She wouldn’t have had a good time though.
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[putting half a fried jalapeño out of reach of the dog that was going for it]
Me: I mean, it wouldn’t have killed her. She wouldn’t have had a good time though.
Me: I mean, it wouldn’t have killed her. She wouldn’t have had a good time though.
I dilute my cold brew concentrate with lactose free milk but I’m out and don’t wanna buy more because we’re going back home today so I tried using whipped cream and the whipped cream won that battle so it’s just coffee flavored foam. The texture experience of this “beverage” is… interesting
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I dilute my cold brew concentrate with lactose free milk but I’m out and don’t wanna buy more because we’re going back home today so I tried using whipped cream and the whipped cream won that battle so it’s just coffee flavored foam. The texture experience of this “beverage” is… interesting
Oh my god it’s snowing- please don’t stick please don’t stick please don’t stick (I’d have to shovel it)
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Oh my god it’s snowing- please don’t stick please don’t stick please don’t stick (I’d have to shovel it)
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
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OPINION: New World is easily our most underrated anthology and you should buy it.
**40% OFF** through Cyber Monday, gang! That means the ebook edition is just $9.00 USD!
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**40% OFF** through Cyber Monday, gang! That means the ebook edition is just $9.00 USD!
store.ironcircus.com/collections/...
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
OPINION: New World is easily our most underrated anthology and you should buy it.
**40% OFF** through Cyber Monday, gang! That means the ebook edition is just $9.00 USD!
store.ironcircus.com/collections/...
**40% OFF** through Cyber Monday, gang! That means the ebook edition is just $9.00 USD!
store.ironcircus.com/collections/...
The conundrum: I miss my apartment and computer but also suspect something in the air in there is making me sick so maybe I shouldn’t wanna go home so bad and yet
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The conundrum: I miss my apartment and computer but also suspect something in the air in there is making me sick so maybe I shouldn’t wanna go home so bad and yet
Realized my several day long migraine went away once I was out here at my friend’s house a couple days. It is probably time to rebuild the Corsi-Rosenthal Cube once I get home but I ordered a CO detector just in case
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Realized my several day long migraine went away once I was out here at my friend’s house a couple days. It is probably time to rebuild the Corsi-Rosenthal Cube once I get home but I ordered a CO detector just in case
I got on the bus at an unusual location intended for drivers to take breaks. This gave the driver time for pleasantries. He asked my name and gave his, proudly showing me his uniform shoulder patch with his name, then prompted me for an elbow bump.
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I got on the bus at an unusual location intended for drivers to take breaks. This gave the driver time for pleasantries. He asked my name and gave his, proudly showing me his uniform shoulder patch with his name, then prompted me for an elbow bump.
Got on the wrong bus 😑 the moment when I should be most suspicious of my eyesight is always when I forget and trust I interpreted a fuzzy glance correctly
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Got on the wrong bus 😑 the moment when I should be most suspicious of my eyesight is always when I forget and trust I interpreted a fuzzy glance correctly
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Mule deer
Raccoon
Brine shrimp
Bison
Countless california gulls
Mule deer
Raccoon
Brine shrimp
Bison
Countless california gulls
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Mountain lions
Coyotes (so many)
Black bear
Barred tiger salamander
Rufous hummingbird
Mountain lions
Coyotes (so many)
Black bear
Barred tiger salamander
Rufous hummingbird
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Moose
Wolves
Grey/harbor seals
Otter
Fin whales
Moose
Wolves
Grey/harbor seals
Otter
Fin whales
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Mule deer
Raccoon
Brine shrimp
Bison
Countless california gulls
Mule deer
Raccoon
Brine shrimp
Bison
Countless california gulls
Thinking about the time we were talking in Jay Eaton’s twitch chat about what holidays, if any, from the present day would survive into the far future and I bet on Black Friday, totally divorced from Thanksgiving/Christmas context… Anyway.
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Thinking about the time we were talking in Jay Eaton’s twitch chat about what holidays, if any, from the present day would survive into the far future and I bet on Black Friday, totally divorced from Thanksgiving/Christmas context… Anyway.
[watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade]
Mom: ah they’re just making shit up
Me: huh?
Mom: they said herbie the elf wants to be a dentist!
Me: Yeah, Hermey, he wants to be a dentist
Mom: WHAT
Me: did you forget that movie?
Mom: evidently I never saw it
Mom: ah they’re just making shit up
Me: huh?
Mom: they said herbie the elf wants to be a dentist!
Me: Yeah, Hermey, he wants to be a dentist
Mom: WHAT
Me: did you forget that movie?
Mom: evidently I never saw it
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
[watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade]
Mom: ah they’re just making shit up
Me: huh?
Mom: they said herbie the elf wants to be a dentist!
Me: Yeah, Hermey, he wants to be a dentist
Mom: WHAT
Me: did you forget that movie?
Mom: evidently I never saw it
Mom: ah they’re just making shit up
Me: huh?
Mom: they said herbie the elf wants to be a dentist!
Me: Yeah, Hermey, he wants to be a dentist
Mom: WHAT
Me: did you forget that movie?
Mom: evidently I never saw it
I’m house sitting and the pets are along for the ride and Historian is doing really well this time! Previous trips out here she was really anxious and upset but she seems pretty chill this time
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’m house sitting and the pets are along for the ride and Historian is doing really well this time! Previous trips out here she was really anxious and upset but she seems pretty chill this time
My mom: [telling me various horrible things from the news]
Me: …
Me: wanna see a groundhog eating a plum?
Mom: yeah
Me: …
Me: wanna see a groundhog eating a plum?
Mom: yeah
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My mom: [telling me various horrible things from the news]
Me: …
Me: wanna see a groundhog eating a plum?
Mom: yeah
Me: …
Me: wanna see a groundhog eating a plum?
Mom: yeah
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November 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Begging cartoonists to stop depicting knitting with the needles sticking up in the air.
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Begging cartoonists to stop depicting knitting with the needles sticking up in the air.
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Worldbuilders: Do you have a giant sessile organism. Have you made a giant sessile organism. Will you design a giant sessile organism. When will you design a giant sessile organism.
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Worldbuilders: Do you have a giant sessile organism. Have you made a giant sessile organism. Will you design a giant sessile organism. When will you design a giant sessile organism.
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Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out.
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out.
The things most worth doing demand a level of cognitive effort that requires being present in my body but that's where the chronic pain is do you see my problem.
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The things most worth doing demand a level of cognitive effort that requires being present in my body but that's where the chronic pain is do you see my problem.
I have a tiny hard bump on just one of my knuckles. It's about the size of a red lentil. It's under the skin, hard and doesn't move. It's also itchy. Wish I knew wtf it was. I have a doctor's appointment next month so if it's still there I'll ask but in the mean time... what iiiis thaaaat
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I have a tiny hard bump on just one of my knuckles. It's about the size of a red lentil. It's under the skin, hard and doesn't move. It's also itchy. Wish I knew wtf it was. I have a doctor's appointment next month so if it's still there I'll ask but in the mean time... what iiiis thaaaat