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Formica Dinette
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Stereotypically boring: I mainly skeet about cats, food and things that annoy me.
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If you really want to read those trash takes from NYT or WaPo, who suddenly seem to have discovered how awful DJT is, l recommend using archive.ph.
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My sister was concerned when our mom didn't answer the phone or respond to texts at 8 pm on a weeknight, so she went over there. She and Dad were watching that playoff game that went for I-can't-remember-how-many innings.
Millennial children to Boomer Parents "be" like ... monitoring their movements within 60 feet is "not great"

but also
a man in a suit and tie is pointing his finger at his eye
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is pointing his finger at his eye
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Here's where I admit the shameful fact that I don't like honey.
We’ve gone too far
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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An OU professor has been disappeared for TWB. (Traveling While Brown)

www.newson6.com/tulsa-oklaho...
OU professor reportedly detained by ICE while traveling to academic conference
OU professor Vahid Abedini detained by ICE while traveling to academic conference, sparking concerns over valid visa status.
www.newson6.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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I talk about her in my Black abolitionists of NYC walking tour and usually no one has heard of her but she was Rosa Parks on the bus 100 years before that incident.
In 1855 Elizabeth Jennings Graham brought a suit that initiated the desegregation of NYC transit. Raised by politically active parents (her was mother formerly enslaved, her entrepreneur father was awarded a patent in 1821) Ms. Graham was a teacher, organist, & kindergarten founder.
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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It's a myth, Charlie Brown. You CAN put hot food in the refrigerator.

Divide large amounts into smaller portions and get them in within 2 hours. Bacteria can grow rapidly on food left out at room temp for +2 hours.

More food safety myths at doh.wa.gov/you-and-your...
Food Safety Myths
Myth: The last meal I ate is what caused my foodborne illness (food poisoning).
doh.wa.gov
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Last night I dreamed I ran into an acquaintance who had just adopted six kittens, and she let me play with them. The end.
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Assuming they would all be expertly prepared to my personal taste, I guess I'd get rid of ham because it doesn't go as well with things like stuffing. I've never had green bean casserole, but I'd like to try it.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
LOOK AT THESE FUCKEN KITTIES
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host, Charlie Brown.
Fix your heart or die, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I have seen several raccoons in the neighborhood over the past few months—including five in my building's courtyard—after years of not seeing any.
Let’s do this, my serotonin levels are in the gutter and the crime rate in my house has stagnated, my body is ready
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Olympic Pipeline spill outside of Everett is one of several in recent years
Olympic Pipeline spill outside of Everett is one of several in recent years | Cascadia Daily News
BP and Ecology have not yet determined amount of fuel released
www.cascadiadaily.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It amuses me that people are learning about felching not because of gay men but because of a few straight people so disgusting that I wouldn't fuck them with someone else's dick.
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I'd like to change my answer to "What is felching?".
Do I know you?
not clicking, any ideas?
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Writers have a tough time and nobody likes them either! Till they are dead. Then they become quite respectable and useful.
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I'm gonna tell you about a girl...
Now, what you hear is not a test, I'm rapping to the beat
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
You see, I am Pontifex and I'd like to say hello
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Today's excitement: I figured out how to unstick the speedometer needle that got stuck all the way to the right when my dad replaced the battery. Gotta pound on the dash *while* driving, which, once I thought about it for a second, of course you have to be driving.
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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This 'flow" moovie is goode stuff
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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20% off all books in the False Knees store! store.falseknees.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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"Perhaps prison would have persisted this way forever. Perhaps our granite hearts and iron wills would have never crumbled. Perhaps the prison mentality, that we be cold and heartless, would have endured.

Perhaps. But then there were kittens."
"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me that I am alive."
When Kittens Came to My Prison, I Had Not Petted One in 15 Years
I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass.
prisonjournalismproject.org
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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lol love how they send one guy out to negotiate
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
And they say he hasn't accomplished much!
Welp, after years of planning, pots of dedicated funding, promises that despite other elements getting yanked from the plans that sidewalk repairs were still on the table, the only sidewalk on LWB that got repaved this year was the segment right in front of Bruce's house.
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM