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author of "nobody politics"
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TAg yourself I'm Rep. Ilhan Omar's "swaddling hijab"
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
It'll never cease to scandalize me how fast Syria lost everything after the regime fell and how completely those in the US responsible for the western maneuvering to accomplish that outcome have dodged all accountability. For shame. They should be forced to live there.
According to local Syrian media, the IDF which occupies all of Palestine, much of southern Lebanon, and huge swathes of southwestern Syria, attempted to arrest a Syrian civilian tonight in Beit Jinn but was met with resistance from the locals, and in turn the IDF killed two people via airstrike.
Deleted last post because the battle in Beit Jinn is apparently still ongoing
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Good morning! Here's why you should feel bad about enjoying your day 👇
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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No idea why an Afghan refugee shot National Guard soldiers within walking distance of the White House, but this new USCIS directive was revealed on Monday. Worth noting.
The folks at @afghanevac.bsky.social have in hand a new USCIS directive which largely targets Afghan refugees who fled the Taliban in the wake of the U.S. withdrawal in 2021.

In case you needed a reminder that the most loathsome people in the world work for DHS.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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This is the correct take. Stewing in white supremacist propaganda is bad for your thinking. And if think you are so savvy that it won’t impact you, you are the exact kind of mark they are slowly converting (I’m looking at you, centrist pundits).
It’s really funny how a generation will roll its eyes at parents who watch Fox News but doesn’t see why being immersed in Twitter is having the same effect. Lots of serious people show up on Fox News too but that shouldn’t be your primary source on the news.
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Yes sir Mr. President! Headed to the casino now, Sir.
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Just realized I hadn't posted pictures of the actual sticker
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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happy get your free lizza substack instead of paying for it day, for all those who celebrate

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November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Searching the pirate bay for Lizza Post 3 (Substack) (2025).epub (by which I mean asking politely on here)
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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things are such a trash fire that I am not convinced the national guard story will survive the holiday
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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very odd that the Post would write up someone’s speciation as if it’s news. What are we doing here
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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The American Century of Humiliation is just so goddamned weird
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Shock and awe: demoralize edition
New park pass design and I….
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The Leavitt family issue reveals how clearly 1) men hate women and 2) how a mass deportation agenda empowers every single man that hates a woman who was born elsewhere to do brutal, legal violence against her
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I thought that Peter Thiel fancied himself the antichrist?
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.

He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Republican men will do really evil things to get out of paying alimony.
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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So much content and grifts aimed at new mothers should be outlawed, it’s already a time when you are feeling super isolated and vulnerable, anything preying on that should be punished
Can someone please reassure me these freebirth psychos are NOT as influential and indicative of the times as I increasingly suspect them to be? I'm so worried that this sort of sick grift is ignored because it's mostly aimed at mothers open.substack.com/pub/yolanden...
Birthing Women: Obey or Be Punished
The Dangers of Obstetric Heresy
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This lady is basically Hannibal Lecter www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Can someone please reassure me these freebirth psychos are NOT as influential and indicative of the times as I increasingly suspect them to be? I'm so worried that this sort of sick grift is ignored because it's mostly aimed at mothers open.substack.com/pub/yolanden...
Birthing Women: Obey or Be Punished
The Dangers of Obstetric Heresy
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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All of you are deliberately mischaracterizing what Sarah Hurwitz was saying about Holocaust education. Do better.
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Beekeeper 2 but it's an older woman who hunts down antivax and free birth influencers
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Where is Gen Z? They're at WORK motherfuckers. They're broke
Opinion | The Boomers Are Protesting Trump. Where Is Gen Z?
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Well, I guess a guy who wrote a lot about murdering women is a disappointment
just two cool guys looking normal and alive, like humans
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM