i'm nobody, who are you?
@fivek.bsky.social
she/her
📍the world's borough
author of "nobody politics"
📍the world's borough
author of "nobody politics"
Yes sir Mr. President! Headed to the casino now, Sir.
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Yes sir Mr. President! Headed to the casino now, Sir.
Whoops sorry, posted the wrong psycho reveal; I meant this part, since I guess Hannibal Lecter likes to make his victims eat their own flesh or something?
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Whoops sorry, posted the wrong psycho reveal; I meant this part, since I guess Hannibal Lecter likes to make his victims eat their own flesh or something?
This lady is basically Hannibal Lecter www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This lady is basically Hannibal Lecter www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Thinking that Jews should "return" to the state of Israel is antisemitic, hope this helps!
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Thinking that Jews should "return" to the state of Israel is antisemitic, hope this helps!
This genuinely made me lol
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This genuinely made me lol
Why am I getting this warning when I try to access the Bureau of Labor Statistics website?
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Why am I getting this warning when I try to access the Bureau of Labor Statistics website?
This is what the CDC website reads like today
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is what the CDC website reads like today
Only the "class-first" social democrats could fuck this up
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Only the "class-first" social democrats could fuck this up
I don't want to beat a dead horse (Olivia Nuzzi) here, but if I ever wrote this sentence my own mother would spit on me
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I don't want to beat a dead horse (Olivia Nuzzi) here, but if I ever wrote this sentence my own mother would spit on me
Hot dang is this ominous
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hot dang is this ominous
she can kiss my ass :)
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
she can kiss my ass :)
He's spiraling
November 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
He's spiraling
His license plate reads KMS lmao
November 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
His license plate reads KMS lmao
I've done so, please consider doing the same!
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I've done so, please consider doing the same!
He's not comfortable because it suggests men can do housework, not because he thinks it will supplant him sexually
October 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
He's not comfortable because it suggests men can do housework, not because he thinks it will supplant him sexually
How did I know he's like 70 years old and looks like this
October 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
How did I know he's like 70 years old and looks like this
They're blaming immigrants and trans people for cutting off food to 40 million people
October 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
They're blaming immigrants and trans people for cutting off food to 40 million people
Nazi tats everywhere for those with eyes to see 👁️
October 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Nazi tats everywhere for those with eyes to see 👁️
This is what she looks like. Her name is Savanah Hernandez.
October 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
This is what she looks like. Her name is Savanah Hernandez.