Fire Marshal Bill
@firemarshalbill.bsky.social
The bad place knew me as firemarshalbil3.
I'm a Fire Marshal, let me show you something.
I'm a Fire Marshal, let me show you something.
Is it normal to resolve "security issues" by moving inmates to less secure facilities?
WELKER: Why was Ghislaine Maxwell moved just days after you interviewed her?
BLANCHE: That's a Bureau of Prisons security issue that I will not talk about
WELKER: Did you have anything to do with it?
BLANCHE: I am responsible for the Bureau of Prisons, so every decision they make lands on my desk
BLANCHE: That's a Bureau of Prisons security issue that I will not talk about
WELKER: Did you have anything to do with it?
BLANCHE: I am responsible for the Bureau of Prisons, so every decision they make lands on my desk
December 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Is it normal to resolve "security issues" by moving inmates to less secure facilities?
"The most transparent administration ever..."
Transparently evil and corrupt.
Transparently evil and corrupt.
An NPR analysis of the Epstein files shows some documents, originally available on Friday, are no longer on the Department of Justice's "Epstein Library" website as the DOJ releases more files. n.pr/4pO8hXB
Available to download Friday, some Epstein files no longer there Saturday afternoon
An NPR analysis of the Epstein files shows some documents, originally available on Friday, are no longer on the Department of Justice's "Epstein Library" website as the DOJ releases more files.
n.pr
December 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"The most transparent administration ever..."
Transparently evil and corrupt.
Transparently evil and corrupt.
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"Now is the time for reconciliation and healing."
Fuck you, it's about the time for torches and guillotines if you don't hold these fuckers accountable this time.
Fuck you, it's about the time for torches and guillotines if you don't hold these fuckers accountable this time.
December 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"Now is the time for reconciliation and healing."
Fuck you, it's about the time for torches and guillotines if you don't hold these fuckers accountable this time.
Fuck you, it's about the time for torches and guillotines if you don't hold these fuckers accountable this time.
I don't know what's the worst part of the Universal Studios Back Lot Tour.
The Fast and Furious forced into everything. Or Jimmy Fallon's "jokes" as the pre-recorded video tour guide.
The Fast and Furious forced into everything. Or Jimmy Fallon's "jokes" as the pre-recorded video tour guide.
I actually don’t understand what’s happening here. How or why could this happen? Same joke three times in a week??
December 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I don't know what's the worst part of the Universal Studios Back Lot Tour.
The Fast and Furious forced into everything. Or Jimmy Fallon's "jokes" as the pre-recorded video tour guide.
The Fast and Furious forced into everything. Or Jimmy Fallon's "jokes" as the pre-recorded video tour guide.
How to string a bunch of nonsense corporate speak into an acronym to please Dear Leader
Or the "HTSABONCSIACTPDL"
Or the "HTSABONCSIACTPDL"
December 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
How to string a bunch of nonsense corporate speak into an acronym to please Dear Leader
Or the "HTSABONCSIACTPDL"
Or the "HTSABONCSIACTPDL"
They already paid over a $1,000,000 dollars in overtime in a SINGLE week back in March for these redactions.
After releasing "Phase 1" to friendly podcasters.
And then claimed over the summer there was nothing left of substance to release.
How has their base not realized they were dupped?
After releasing "Phase 1" to friendly podcasters.
And then claimed over the summer there was nothing left of substance to release.
How has their base not realized they were dupped?
NEWS: Deputy AG Todd Blanche says the DOJ will only release a partial batch of the Epstein files today, rather than all of them. Blanche says DOJ needs more time to make redactions.
December 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
They already paid over a $1,000,000 dollars in overtime in a SINGLE week back in March for these redactions.
After releasing "Phase 1" to friendly podcasters.
And then claimed over the summer there was nothing left of substance to release.
How has their base not realized they were dupped?
After releasing "Phase 1" to friendly podcasters.
And then claimed over the summer there was nothing left of substance to release.
How has their base not realized they were dupped?
The fact that this isn't co-hosted by PragerU really feels like a plot hole
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The fact that this isn't co-hosted by PragerU really feels like a plot hole
Sounds like he'll fit right in with this administration.
Last year, one-term Rep. Anthony D’Esposito lost after adding his mistress to his official payroll.
This year, Republicans made him the inspector general at the Dept of Labor, where he’ll be expected to investigate ethical lapses — despite his own ethical lapses. www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
This year, Republicans made him the inspector general at the Dept of Labor, where he’ll be expected to investigate ethical lapses — despite his own ethical lapses. www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
Republicans confirm scandal-plagued former congressman to serve as an inspector general
Anthony D’Esposito will be expected to investigate ethical lapses, despite his own alleged ethical lapses.
www.ms.now
December 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Sounds like he'll fit right in with this administration.
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With Kash Patel as head of the FBI, there's never been a better time to get away with a mass shooting.
December 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
With Kash Patel as head of the FBI, there's never been a better time to get away with a mass shooting.
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There's a lot of debate about whether trans athletes have an advantage, but if folks are going to have that conversation, they must also consider whether trans athletes also have disadvantages or a mix of both. The one-way, homogenized debate is inherently transphobic.
December 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
There's a lot of debate about whether trans athletes have an advantage, but if folks are going to have that conversation, they must also consider whether trans athletes also have disadvantages or a mix of both. The one-way, homogenized debate is inherently transphobic.
I'm beginning to see a pattern with Mike Johnson's tenure as Speaker of the House.
Is there a bill that he can't stop that goes against Trump and the MAGA agenda? House is adjourned. No more debate. No votes.
Is there a bill that he can't stop that goes against Trump and the MAGA agenda? House is adjourned. No more debate. No votes.
This has the votes to pass with bipartisan support, but Johnson is going to adjourn the House again to delay it as long as possible just like he did with Epstein.
December 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm beginning to see a pattern with Mike Johnson's tenure as Speaker of the House.
Is there a bill that he can't stop that goes against Trump and the MAGA agenda? House is adjourned. No more debate. No votes.
Is there a bill that he can't stop that goes against Trump and the MAGA agenda? House is adjourned. No more debate. No votes.
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From 2017
He’s always been a creature of the sewer
He’s always been a creature of the sewer
December 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
From 2017
He’s always been a creature of the sewer
He’s always been a creature of the sewer
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We are failing our kids
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We are failing our kids
Obviously, if it made him look good, he would have already released it.
Just like if the Epstein Files didn't make Trump look like the monster he is, he would have already released them.
Just like if the Epstein Files didn't make Trump look like the monster he is, he would have already released them.
Hegseth says Pentagon won’t release unedited video of double-tap boat strike
Hegseth says Pentagon won’t release unedited video of double-tap boat strike
www.independent.co.uk
December 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Obviously, if it made him look good, he would have already released it.
Just like if the Epstein Files didn't make Trump look like the monster he is, he would have already released them.
Just like if the Epstein Files didn't make Trump look like the monster he is, he would have already released them.
The thought that keeps coming to my mind with "I didn't vote for this," is "Fuck you. You did vote for this, you just voted for it to affect other people, not yourself."
this is what the republican party fall is going to look like. people who think MAGA rubes are going to fall to their knees and repent are fooling themselves, it's going to look like "i'm a conservative, but not a republican, and not a maga republican", this is what it looked like in 2007, too
‘I Didn’t Vote for This’: A Revolt Against DOGE Cuts, Deep in Trump Country
Trump administration policies slashing staffing and funding for public lands are waking a sleeping political giant in Montana. Will either party notice?
www.politico.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The thought that keeps coming to my mind with "I didn't vote for this," is "Fuck you. You did vote for this, you just voted for it to affect other people, not yourself."
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Donald Trump didn’t get shot, he didn’t win the 2024 election, he isn’t a stable genius, he isn’t a Christian, he isn’t a family man, he isn’t a patriot, he isn’t brave, smart, fit, cool, honest, ethical, humane, compassionate, empathetic, clever, or funny.
But he is in the Epstein Files.
But he is in the Epstein Files.
December 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Donald Trump didn’t get shot, he didn’t win the 2024 election, he isn’t a stable genius, he isn’t a Christian, he isn’t a family man, he isn’t a patriot, he isn’t brave, smart, fit, cool, honest, ethical, humane, compassionate, empathetic, clever, or funny.
But he is in the Epstein Files.
But he is in the Epstein Files.
But don't you dare say anything about Charlie Kirk!
Trump now seeming to justify the murders of Rob and Michelle Reiner, saying online that the couple died, "reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME."
December 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
But don't you dare say anything about Charlie Kirk!
Rich people wanting to escape justice on an island in the Caribbean?
Where have we seen this plot before?
Where have we seen this plot before?
December 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Rich people wanting to escape justice on an island in the Caribbean?
Where have we seen this plot before?
Where have we seen this plot before?
Dumbledore's was better
December 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Dumbledore's was better
In Utah, we have chains of drive throughs that make the most disgusting sodas conceived by science.
And there is never not a line.
And there is never not a line.
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
In Utah, we have chains of drive throughs that make the most disgusting sodas conceived by science.
And there is never not a line.
And there is never not a line.
A question for the MAGA political statistician.
Does this mean we subtract from his " Total Wars Ended" stat? Or is it more appropriate to just add this to the "Total Lies" stat?
Does this mean we subtract from his " Total Wars Ended" stat? Or is it more appropriate to just add this to the "Total Lies" stat?
December 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
A question for the MAGA political statistician.
Does this mean we subtract from his " Total Wars Ended" stat? Or is it more appropriate to just add this to the "Total Lies" stat?
Does this mean we subtract from his " Total Wars Ended" stat? Or is it more appropriate to just add this to the "Total Lies" stat?
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"One image released Friday shows what appears to be a bowl of novelty condoms with a caricature of Trump’s face...Another showed Trump with six women with leis whose faces were redacted by the committee."
www.cnn.com/2025/12/12/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/12/12/p...
New photos released from Epstein’s estate showing Trump, Bannon, Bill Clinton and other high-profile people | CNN Politics
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released photos from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate Friday showing the many powerful figures in the late sex trafficker’s orbit, including President Donald Tr...
www.cnn.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"One image released Friday shows what appears to be a bowl of novelty condoms with a caricature of Trump’s face...Another showed Trump with six women with leis whose faces were redacted by the committee."
www.cnn.com/2025/12/12/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/12/12/p...
A court battle between the ACLU and Utah's cultural bigotry encoded into law feels like a fight between Colossus and Juggernaut, and I'm Deadpool cheering on the ACLU knowing the battle will probably be spectacular, but it will take a high voltage power line up the ass to get Utah to change.
December 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
A court battle between the ACLU and Utah's cultural bigotry encoded into law feels like a fight between Colossus and Juggernaut, and I'm Deadpool cheering on the ACLU knowing the battle will probably be spectacular, but it will take a high voltage power line up the ass to get Utah to change.
It is currently 61°F according to the thermometer in my truck.
In the Salt Lake Valley.
Where we are going to be hosting the Winter Olympics in just over 8 years.
Climate Change is killing Utah's Ski industry, and our politicians still deny it's happening.
In the Salt Lake Valley.
Where we are going to be hosting the Winter Olympics in just over 8 years.
Climate Change is killing Utah's Ski industry, and our politicians still deny it's happening.
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It is currently 61°F according to the thermometer in my truck.
In the Salt Lake Valley.
Where we are going to be hosting the Winter Olympics in just over 8 years.
Climate Change is killing Utah's Ski industry, and our politicians still deny it's happening.
In the Salt Lake Valley.
Where we are going to be hosting the Winter Olympics in just over 8 years.
Climate Change is killing Utah's Ski industry, and our politicians still deny it's happening.