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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 8h

The 6 GOP placeholders. None of them have an original idea or internal motivation beyond being the Republican in place.

When asked by local news what they had done to end the shut down, each basically responded with, "I voted for the Republican plan, and then I went home."

Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 11h

Worse than useless

They only work for their rich donor buddies

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 8h

Because of the "drug cartel" reasoning, I'm thinking more of the 31 year old Harrison Ford movie.

the man is wearing glasses and a suit and tie .

ALT: the man is wearing glasses and a suit and tie .

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22h

there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 14h

Do you recognize this sandwich?

a woman says i don 't know her on a tv show

ALT: a woman says i don 't know her on a tv show

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 1d

I mean... It did get called out.

How President Trump’s surprise gift to ‘60 Minutes’ completely backfired | CNN Politics share.google/YD2PkZJ9NwE9...

Analysis: How President Trump’s surprise gift to ‘60 Minutes’ completely backfired | CNN Politics

Shortly after President Donald Trump abruptly ended an interview with “60 Minutes” anchor Lesley Stahl, White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany showed up with a massively large book in tow.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, to be fair...

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 2d

Then WTF was this?

Lying Kayleigh McEnany hands what is supposedly Trump's healthcare plan.

But no one was allowed to look at it.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 2d

Dear Mike Johnson and the rest of the GOP,

Why are you afraid that your plans for the rest of us will be leaked in real time?

Sincerely,
America

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Mike Johnson talks about the Republican "healthcare plan" like it's highly classified information: "We're not gonna be on a conference call explaining all our plans and strategies for healthcare reform, because they're leaked in real time."

Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 2d

"you are a bad guy, but this does not mean you are a 'bad' guy."

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 2d

13 years ago today, ‘WRECK-IT RALPH’ released in theaters.

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Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 2d

13 years ago today, ‘WRECK-IT RALPH’ released in theaters.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 2d

Drake shunning "Artificial Intelligence" and liking "Artificial Dog Zoomies"

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 2d

Perhaps the album that most defined my High School years

a man is singing into a microphone with the words `` now testify '' written on it .

ALT: a man is singing into a microphone with the words `` now testify '' written on it .

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 2d

"...to return at a time when greed and corruption ruled again."

youtu.be/Fn2ofSMuQSw?...

Big Boy in Austin Powers

YouTube video by Bob's Big Boy

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 2d

Has everyone completely forgotten about Kayleigh McEnany handing Leslie Stahl Trump's "Healthcare Plan" in 2020, but no one was allowed to see it because it wasn't ready yet, it just needed two more weeks?

Leslie Stahl struggles to hold a giant book of lies, that Trump and McEnany tried to pass off as Trump's healthcare plan in October 2020.

Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 2d

"Look, outside of food, energy, healthcare, housing, employment, equity, infrastructure, and anything else that you peasants rely on, the economy is not in a recession."

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

TAPPER: Do you agree that the US is at risk of a recession?

BESSENT: I believe we are in a transition period here. I think we're in good shape, but there are sectors of the economy that are in recession

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 2d

the sea was angry that day my friends ..

ALT: the sea was angry that day my friends ..

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 2d

Never let a good tragedy go to waste

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 2d

I wonder how the MAGA/MAHA crowd in Southern Utah, an area infamous for its "downwinders" and unfailing support for Trump, feel about this?

Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 3d

Lab results came back.

Definitely a lab.

Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 3d

100% no regrets!
Such joy..best life moment for him ❤️

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 3d

an older man with a beard and mustache is wearing a red turtleneck .

ALT: an older man with a beard and mustache is wearing a red turtleneck .

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 3d

Oh, look at the top of this list is Mike Johnson's own home state.

No one screws over red states more than their own red politicians.

TheValuesVoter @thevaluesvoter.bsky.social · 3d

2024 red states w/a higher % of its population receiving SNAP than the national average (12%):

Louisiana (18%)
Oklahoma (17%)
West Virginia (16%)
Alabama (15%)
Michigan (15%)
Nevada (15%)
Pennsylvania (15%)
Florida (13%)
Georgia (13%)
Kentucky (13%)
Mississippi (13%)
North Carolina (13%)

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 3d

Quite the tell by the Utah GOP to try to force the UT legislature (which is a GOP supermajority, so no real "force" needed) to repeal a ban on gerrymandering.

The Salt Lake Tribune @sltrib.com · 3d

The Utah GOP ditched its “indirect initiative” to force the Legislature to repeal Proposition 4’s gerrymandering ban after Lt. Gov. Deidre Henderson warned there were “likely constitutional problems.”