Fire Marshal Bill
@firemarshalbill.bsky.social
The bad place knew me as firemarshalbil3.
I'm a Fire Marshal, let me show you something.
I'm a Fire Marshal, let me show you something.
That is a VERY thick photo album. I'm sure there's nothing of interest in that...
December 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
That is a VERY thick photo album. I'm sure there's nothing of interest in that...
Anna offers Deejay a big tongue and tiny nose from a tiny dog (mini dachshund) in return.
December 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Anna offers Deejay a big tongue and tiny nose from a tiny dog (mini dachshund) in return.
BTW, this is what anxiety looks like...
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
BTW, this is what anxiety looks like...
Dumbledore's was better
December 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Dumbledore's was better
I just checked myself.
The site no longer recognizes any zip code I have ever lived in as "valid."
The incompetency of this regime. They can't even manage a simple zip code search as they try to scrub everything that contradicts them.
The site no longer recognizes any zip code I have ever lived in as "valid."
The incompetency of this regime. They can't even manage a simple zip code search as they try to scrub everything that contradicts them.
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I just checked myself.
The site no longer recognizes any zip code I have ever lived in as "valid."
The incompetency of this regime. They can't even manage a simple zip code search as they try to scrub everything that contradicts them.
The site no longer recognizes any zip code I have ever lived in as "valid."
The incompetency of this regime. They can't even manage a simple zip code search as they try to scrub everything that contradicts them.
Is this a senior chiweenie thread?
Here's Max, 15.5? years old (we rescued him 12.5 years ago. The rescue estimated he was 3 at the time). When we 1st rescued him, he was all red and full of zoomies.
Zoomies are now rare, but you can still find him napping in the sun on a sunny day.
Here's Max, 15.5? years old (we rescued him 12.5 years ago. The rescue estimated he was 3 at the time). When we 1st rescued him, he was all red and full of zoomies.
Zoomies are now rare, but you can still find him napping in the sun on a sunny day.
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Is this a senior chiweenie thread?
Here's Max, 15.5? years old (we rescued him 12.5 years ago. The rescue estimated he was 3 at the time). When we 1st rescued him, he was all red and full of zoomies.
Zoomies are now rare, but you can still find him napping in the sun on a sunny day.
Here's Max, 15.5? years old (we rescued him 12.5 years ago. The rescue estimated he was 3 at the time). When we 1st rescued him, he was all red and full of zoomies.
Zoomies are now rare, but you can still find him napping in the sun on a sunny day.
So his plan is to bypass the insurance companies and have the government directly pay Americans to cover their healthcare costs?
Does he realize doctors' and hospital bills are healthcare costs, but insurance is just a cost to an intermediary?
So his plan is government healthcare?
Does he realize doctors' and hospital bills are healthcare costs, but insurance is just a cost to an intermediary?
So his plan is government healthcare?
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
So his plan is to bypass the insurance companies and have the government directly pay Americans to cover their healthcare costs?
Does he realize doctors' and hospital bills are healthcare costs, but insurance is just a cost to an intermediary?
So his plan is government healthcare?
Does he realize doctors' and hospital bills are healthcare costs, but insurance is just a cost to an intermediary?
So his plan is government healthcare?
Elsa says to make sure you pack snacks.
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Elsa says to make sure you pack snacks.
I mean, to be fair...
November 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I mean, to be fair...
Then WTF was this?
November 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Then WTF was this?
Has everyone completely forgotten about Kayleigh McEnany handing Leslie Stahl Trump's "Healthcare Plan" in 2020, but no one was allowed to see it because it wasn't ready yet, it just needed two more weeks?
November 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Has everyone completely forgotten about Kayleigh McEnany handing Leslie Stahl Trump's "Healthcare Plan" in 2020, but no one was allowed to see it because it wasn't ready yet, it just needed two more weeks?
Wait. Tiny figures in a huge empty space?
Maybe this photographer is secretly trolling Trump, but in a way he's certain that no one in Trump's circle would recognize?
Maybe this photographer is secretly trolling Trump, but in a way he's certain that no one in Trump's circle would recognize?
October 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Wait. Tiny figures in a huge empty space?
Maybe this photographer is secretly trolling Trump, but in a way he's certain that no one in Trump's circle would recognize?
Maybe this photographer is secretly trolling Trump, but in a way he's certain that no one in Trump's circle would recognize?
This CEO looks exactly how you pictured him.
He's also the ONLY person listed on their "About Us" page.
He's also the ONLY person listed on their "About Us" page.
October 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This CEO looks exactly how you pictured him.
He's also the ONLY person listed on their "About Us" page.
He's also the ONLY person listed on their "About Us" page.
Dachshunds don't like ICE.
I know. I have 3.
I know. I have 3.
October 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Dachshunds don't like ICE.
I know. I have 3.
I know. I have 3.
Us: Bad Bunny is an American
TPUSA:
TPUSA:
October 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Us: Bad Bunny is an American
TPUSA:
TPUSA:
Yep. "A Cinderella Story" with Drew Barrymore
October 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Yep. "A Cinderella Story" with Drew Barrymore
Put their name on everything?
I have no idea who he could be talking about
I have no idea who he could be talking about
September 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Put their name on everything?
I have no idea who he could be talking about
I have no idea who he could be talking about
Such a happy looking couple.
They really know how to just roll through life's little inconveniences, don't they?
They really know how to just roll through life's little inconveniences, don't they?
September 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Such a happy looking couple.
They really know how to just roll through life's little inconveniences, don't they?
They really know how to just roll through life's little inconveniences, don't they?
Hold up, is that suburban white kid really wearing a "Black Voices for Trump" hat?
September 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Hold up, is that suburban white kid really wearing a "Black Voices for Trump" hat?