Fire Marshal Bill
@firemarshalbill.bsky.social
The bad place knew me as firemarshalbil3.
I'm a Fire Marshal, let me show you something.
I'm a Fire Marshal, let me show you something.
"has received incoming from individuals"?
a cartoon character from the simpsons is holding a book and says me fail english that 's un possible .
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December 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
"has received incoming from individuals"?
Strawberry Reservoir has NO ice. It's currently 46°F.
A hugely popular ice fishing lake has no ice!
I saw people in tube floats fishing there last week. Tube floats instead of ice sheds the week before Christmas!
A hugely popular ice fishing lake has no ice!
I saw people in tube floats fishing there last week. Tube floats instead of ice sheds the week before Christmas!
December 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Strawberry Reservoir has NO ice. It's currently 46°F.
A hugely popular ice fishing lake has no ice!
I saw people in tube floats fishing there last week. Tube floats instead of ice sheds the week before Christmas!
A hugely popular ice fishing lake has no ice!
I saw people in tube floats fishing there last week. Tube floats instead of ice sheds the week before Christmas!
Solving problems that never existed: A history of modern conservatism.
December 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Solving problems that never existed: A history of modern conservatism.
What if this wasn't a complete mistake, but a mistake allowed to happen to give the DOJ something to point to as the why they need more time to redact the rest of the files, thus giving a seemingly legitimate reason for them to have not released everything as directed by law?
December 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
What if this wasn't a complete mistake, but a mistake allowed to happen to give the DOJ something to point to as the why they need more time to redact the rest of the files, thus giving a seemingly legitimate reason for them to have not released everything as directed by law?
Is it normal to resolve "security issues" by moving inmates to less secure facilities?
December 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Is it normal to resolve "security issues" by moving inmates to less secure facilities?
Add in the 10% of those whose biggest concern was "Complicated insurance requirements and paperwork," over half of Americans biggest concern about healthcare isn't healthcare, it's insurance.
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Add in the 10% of those whose biggest concern was "Complicated insurance requirements and paperwork," over half of Americans biggest concern about healthcare isn't healthcare, it's insurance.
On the 7th Day of Christmas Karma gave to me, Andrew Tate and Jake Paul battered by boxers to my glee
December 21, 2025 at 8:43 AM
On the 7th Day of Christmas Karma gave to me, Andrew Tate and Jake Paul battered by boxers to my glee
They say they want a Meritocracy, when they really want a Mediocracy. A system where being mediocre is equivalent to being meritorious.
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
They say they want a Meritocracy, when they really want a Mediocracy. A system where being mediocre is equivalent to being meritorious.
And by "discrimination" they really mean, " Did you not get the position, even though you met the listed qualifications, just because there were other applicants who also met all the listed qualifications?"
December 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
And by "discrimination" they really mean, " Did you not get the position, even though you met the listed qualifications, just because there were other applicants who also met all the listed qualifications?"
I didn't know becoming a gun violence statistic while minimizing gun violence and justifying gun culture qualifies you as a "Christian Martyr"?
December 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I didn't know becoming a gun violence statistic while minimizing gun violence and justifying gun culture qualifies you as a "Christian Martyr"?
If you don't stop calling me a racist, I'll be forced to show you how racist I REALLY am.
December 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
If you don't stop calling me a racist, I'll be forced to show you how racist I REALLY am.
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"Now is the time for reconciliation and healing."
Fuck you, it's about the time for torches and guillotines if you don't hold these fuckers accountable this time.
Fuck you, it's about the time for torches and guillotines if you don't hold these fuckers accountable this time.
December 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"Now is the time for reconciliation and healing."
Fuck you, it's about the time for torches and guillotines if you don't hold these fuckers accountable this time.
Fuck you, it's about the time for torches and guillotines if you don't hold these fuckers accountable this time.
My Senator is an idiot
December 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My Senator is an idiot
Imagine the money we could save if we got rid of all of our military assets currently on other continents.
December 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Imagine the money we could save if we got rid of all of our military assets currently on other continents.
Breaking News. The password to unlock search functionality is "Trump is the most upstanding Christian American since Jesus Christ Himself, maybe even more so. And it's all Clinton/Obama/Biden's fault."
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Breaking News. The password to unlock search functionality is "Trump is the most upstanding Christian American since Jesus Christ Himself, maybe even more so. And it's all Clinton/Obama/Biden's fault."
That is a VERY thick photo album. I'm sure there's nothing of interest in that...
December 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
That is a VERY thick photo album. I'm sure there's nothing of interest in that...
"What is this? A center for piss ants?"
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December 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"What is this? A center for piss ants?"
This is exactly the kind of task that would result in AI becoming self-aware and determining humanity must be destroyed.
December 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This is exactly the kind of task that would result in AI becoming self-aware and determining humanity must be destroyed.