Failgoat
failgoat.bsky.social
Failgoat
@failgoat.bsky.social
It seems I am not yet accustomed to my new primal form
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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democratic leaders need to make a huge deal about the antivaxx insanity coming from RFK Jr.

like, in addition to being fucking insane, immoral, and dangerous, antivaxx is significantly less popular than even the most unpopular dem policies. we need to ceaselessly hammer them for it
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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The challenge is that science always comes with a degree of uncertainty. But I would argue that--if the goal is to restore or even prevent further erosion of public trust in science and public health--then it would help if journalists report scientific consensus as settled truth, rather than hedge.
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Jeff Bezos and Tim Apple and the CEO of Ford all stand around glazing Trump while he debuts the White House's new golden lawn jockeys; regular working people across the country keep telling the Nazis to go fuck themselves
December 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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the democratic response to this must be, in the words of @dennycarter.bsky.social, to go goblin mode on redistricting in the states where they have a trifecta. eliminate every republican district in those states.
This isn't a Supreme Court, it's just six Republican operatives imposing law on the rest of us in order to help Trump and MAGA destroy the Constitution and impose authoritarian rule.
BREAKING: Supreme Court sides with Texas Republicans in fight over congressional map. The new gerrymandered map will be used in the 2026 midterms. The vote is 6–3, with the Republican appointees siding with Texas.
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.

But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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I went to the NYT and this is in fact their lede and like, you know how bad things have to get for NYT of all pubs to call something “unapologetic bigotry”? Infinity alarm fire
NYT: “.. Even for Mr. Trump — who has a long history of insulting Black people, particularly those from African countries — his outburst was shocking in its unapologetic bigotry.”

@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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journalists circle the wagons for all criticism except when Daddy does it
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Zero reckoning from any of the elites who credulously parroted the absurd idea that the right wing was in favor of free speech.
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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“why are you militantly exercising nearly everyday for hours at a time”
February 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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WIFE: I learned that the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the year for plumbers...

ME: Because everyone clogs the toilets?

WIFE (eyes narrowing): ... because people dump turkey grease down the sink.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Whether this was random street crime or targeted political violence, I think it was bad for the president to unnecessarily put the National Guard in harm’s way like this. They simply don’t need to be there.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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it would be nice if @chrismurphyct.bsky.social did a lot reflection on his own rhetoric about the border and migrants and whether that’s contributed to a political and social culture permissive of this depravity
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I been saying this, Your Holiness
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
bad ass motherfucker
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM