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Failgoat
@failgoat.bsky.social
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It seems I am not yet accustomed to my new primal form
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an excellent excuse to post one of the greatest tweets of all time
screenshot of a 1/27/20 tweet by Emma Roller reading: it’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right / I hope you have some cheese for my wife
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Beat me to it, although my mind went here first
A Frinkiac screencap of Stacy Lovell saying to Lisa “they said my style of writing just wasn’t ‘cost-effective.’” A Frinkiac screencap of Lisa holding a Malibu Stacy, looking plaintive, and saying “that’s awful!” A Frinkiac screencap of Stacy Lovell, whiskey glass poised, saying “well, that, and I was sleeping with RFK Jr.”
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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bad ass motherfucker
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Al Pacino from the iconic “GREAT ASS” moment in HEAT (1995)
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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the head Stonecutter guy
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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holy shit lmfao
An Onion headline with accompanying photo: “ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume”
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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a screenshot of Naomi Wolf’s tweet saying “No! No!!”
October 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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America is already great
A poster advertising Auntie Anne’s “Dip ‘n Sip,” a contraption that allows you to put a bowl of pretzel nuggets and a dipping sauce on top of a soda while keeping the straw accessible
September 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
September 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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One of the giant smiling cannibal demons from “Attack on Titan”
July 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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still from “The Simpsons” showing Leonard Nimoy transporting away after the immortal exchange: -“Well, my work is done here.” -“What do you mean your work is done? You didn’t do anything.” -“…didn’t I?”
July 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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this idiot heard fireworks in the neighborhood on the 4th and ran into the backyard to fight them
Penny the dog sitting at the top of our deck steps
July 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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The iconic Weathers-Schwarzenegger handshake from “Predator”
July 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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June 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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screenshot from a selfie video Joni Ernst made where she basically says non-Christians don’t deserve Medicaid the Phantom from “Inland Empire,” looking very much like Joni Ernst
May 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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May 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Screenshot of a Guardian headline/subhead entitled “Cringe! How millennials became uncool” Screenshot of a Bluesky message (I refuse to call them skeets) from yesterday wherein I declare “Boomer refers only to only people born between 1946 and 1964 but Boomerism can afflict anyone born at any time”
May 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM