Eukaryote
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Reading this is like watching Uncut Gems, but for lawyers.
Lawyer files AI Slop, gets called before judge and tries to explain himself. Utterly fails.
Lawyer files AI Slop, gets called before judge and tries to explain himself. Utterly fails.
Hey, so, I don’t do civil litigation, is it generally considered good when the judge does this?
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![Case 1:24-CV-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 2 of 33
Feldman [wals not excused from this professional obligation [of verifying that the cases he submitted to the Court were valid] by dint of using emerging
technology." (Dkt. #169 at 4).
Mr. Feldman persisted. A few days prior to the Court's hearing on the
Order to Show Cause, Mr. Feldman submitted a proposed reply brief in further support of Affable's motion to dismiss. Once again, his brief contained false citations. And at the August 22, 2025 hearing, Mr. Feldman was unable to respond directly to, much less answer, the Court's questioning about his
submissions.
Mr. Feldman has not, and apparently cannot, learn from his mistakes.
And while the Court does not oppose the use of Al to assist in legal research
and writing, it must take a stand where, as here, counsel repeatedly files
submissions with false citations because counsel refuses to verify those
submissions. This Court can do no more. For the reasons that follow, the
Court sanctions Mr. Feldman pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11
and the Court's inherent powers by striking Affable's submissions and entering
default judgment against it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ssxnmhdtz6le6nxu7jfhglz6/bafkreigeefuabd636ruucelhxav3v3p43dezhotggrwlgjgsev2z2ggev4@jpeg)
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Reading this is like watching Uncut Gems, but for lawyers.
Lawyer files AI Slop, gets called before judge and tries to explain himself. Utterly fails.
Lawyer files AI Slop, gets called before judge and tries to explain himself. Utterly fails.
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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10/10 ICE protest sign
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
10/10 ICE protest sign
I had sinus surgery on Tuesday, and was recovering pretty well, so decided to get a kidney stone today. Not my greatest week.
January 31, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I had sinus surgery on Tuesday, and was recovering pretty well, so decided to get a kidney stone today. Not my greatest week.
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STOP MAKING SENSE (dir. Jonathan Demme, 1984)
January 28, 2026 at 2:08 AM
STOP MAKING SENSE (dir. Jonathan Demme, 1984)
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RIP Sly Dunbar (1952-2026)
Sly Dunbar, Influential Sly & Robbie Drummer, Is Dead At 73
Grammy-winning producer and drummer Sly Dunbar — one half of the Jamaican duo Sly and Robbie — has died aged 73, DancehallMag has confirmed. Rory Baker, a
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January 26, 2026 at 4:17 PM
RIP Sly Dunbar (1952-2026)
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Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.
January 25, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.
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Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"
January 24, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"
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This 1943 U.S. Army film warned about fascism in America
January 19, 2026 at 3:08 PM
This 1943 U.S. Army film warned about fascism in America
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On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
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Tomorrow's front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 24, 2026
January 23, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Tomorrow's front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 24, 2026
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Computer: Do you want to trust this device?
Me: Yes. i love my device
Computer: If you trust this device, it will have access to your data. It can change your data. It can do anything to you.
Me: I Will Die For My Device
Computer: We Are Bonded In Silicon And Desire
Me: Yes. i love my device
Computer: If you trust this device, it will have access to your data. It can change your data. It can do anything to you.
Me: I Will Die For My Device
Computer: We Are Bonded In Silicon And Desire
March 31, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Computer: Do you want to trust this device?
Me: Yes. i love my device
Computer: If you trust this device, it will have access to your data. It can change your data. It can do anything to you.
Me: I Will Die For My Device
Computer: We Are Bonded In Silicon And Desire
Me: Yes. i love my device
Computer: If you trust this device, it will have access to your data. It can change your data. It can do anything to you.
Me: I Will Die For My Device
Computer: We Are Bonded In Silicon And Desire
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he got "please clap'd" at the international evil conference
January 22, 2026 at 10:55 PM
he got "please clap'd" at the international evil conference
I’m sure these would turn out like the “rock mug” my mother-in-law purchased for my wife.
January 21, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I’m sure these would turn out like the “rock mug” my mother-in-law purchased for my wife.
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
What if, after Elon Musk creates AGI, it is activated and put in charge, and the first thing it says is: "well, clearly you need to dispossess the billionaires and implement communism" ?
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
What if, after Elon Musk creates AGI, it is activated and put in charge, and the first thing it says is: "well, clearly you need to dispossess the billionaires and implement communism" ?
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He really is doing all of it.
January 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
He really is doing all of it.
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Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
[Shouted in “let’s go” voice with Minnesota accent]
DON’T CHA KNOW!!!
DON’T CHA KNOW!!!
"If that's not a highlight reel goal I don't know what is"
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
January 13, 2026 at 1:18 PM
[Shouted in “let’s go” voice with Minnesota accent]
DON’T CHA KNOW!!!
DON’T CHA KNOW!!!
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I wonder if people ever think that I’m really into Dave & Buster’s when I say I love d&b. (Drum & bass)
January 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I wonder if people ever think that I’m really into Dave & Buster’s when I say I love d&b. (Drum & bass)
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing