Edd Cawley
edwardcawley.bsky.social
Edd Cawley
@edwardcawley.bsky.social
Programmer, publican
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No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.
February 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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This sad-sack cunt is about to get a brute lesson in reality. Canada is a proud, brilliant country. It'll never be subsumed into the US. Instead Trump is going to damage his own economy and crater his support.
February 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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"this other LLM is cheaper" isn't actually good, given the actual problem of theft, putting people out of work and not actually being any good at what it does, but I will admit I am here for Sam Altman having a really, really bad day.
January 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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i don't understand was i supposed to kill him
Lenny Kravitz turns 61 in a couple months. What’s your excuse?
January 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
thehardtimes.net
January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Elon is absolutely speed-running this.
January 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Re: Musk vs MAGA

The right's willingness to overlook even fundemental policy disagreements in the name of seizing power and owning the libs creates problems once power is seized and the libs are owned.

See also:- Singapore on Thames Libertarian Brexit vs Fortress Britain Brexit.
December 27, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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boss: you know what’s weird

me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?

boss: how the flin— yes exactly
December 24, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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i’m so jealous of my cat right now all snuggled in my bed sleeping like he doesn’t have a fuckin care in the world. what an asshole.
December 23, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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To be honest if you have never had to boot up a computer with a five inch floppy disk then you have had it easy and I think you're a pussy
December 16, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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I just remembered how at uni house parties we had a problem with people on acid taking over the laptop playlist and putting on jazz, so our friend downloaded a screensaver which flashed weird words and pics of horses, which freaked them out and kept them away
December 2, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Has much changed in the past 100+ years?
November 28, 2024 at 12:51 PM
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This post from the PM is problematic for a number of reasons.

A thread…🧵
November 21, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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hahahahahahaha #cat
November 21, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Why is it that tepid coffee is ok but tepid tea is awful?
November 22, 2024 at 12:47 PM
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A monstrously deformed 5th ninja turtle approaches.
"What are you doing out of your cage, Picasso?" says Splinter.
Then he sees the gun.
November 16, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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This unspeakable, insufferable cunt. Musk won't ever be able to demonstrate a microgram of the bravery and dignity Zelenskyy has demonstrated.
November 16, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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Alright, who made this? 🤣
November 11, 2024 at 4:04 PM
X deactivated
November 8, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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The seeds of humanity's worst excesses lie in your certainty - not in my doubt.
October 27, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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Look, fine, maybe I don't actually *need* more books, but what if, and hear me out here, what if fuck you?
October 24, 2024 at 10:20 AM
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Hip-hop started going downhill once rappers stopped beginning every verse by stating their name, declaring that their intention is to say something, then clarifying what the subject of their statement will be.
October 8, 2024 at 6:19 PM
October 7, 2024 at 6:08 PM