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h4ckys4ck
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Artist, dog-lover and maybe more
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a smile is just hope leaving the body
July 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Life hack: if your pizza is too hot, eat a packet of crisps while you wait for it to cool down
December 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My gal is slagging off the Titanic movie and I said, “it’s got Billy Zane in it, he’s a cool dude”

She did not get the reference #divorce
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Anyone else?
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I don’t really follow football but if I had to pick a side it would probably be gobi manchurian or possibly haggis bon bons
December 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
FIFA Just gave me the Golden Joystick Award. Love this about them
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
🎶 Thumb it in then flup it out, hey Jude begin
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Like-minded individual seeks similar
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Kids, if you’re entering an invention competition it’s not enough to draw a funnel on a box and say it’s a cancer detection machine.
That’s a concept not an invention.
Where’s the lights? Where’s the wires?
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“I’ll be there…..presently” is some cold ass shit Santa Claus might say before dropping off some gifts at some motherfuckers hearths
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Bananaman, Roger Ramjet, Popeye. All snack-related powers. Where’s yer Kefir Man and Granola Dudes of today I wonder?
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 AM
You can’t get likes if you don’t post. No one is going to just come up to you in the street and hand you likes
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Seemingly when the police busted the surgery he had Gino D’Acampos grandmother all prepped on the table awaiting a pair of Kenda Crusher’s
December 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Done a bit of googling and I’ve given myself pleurisy
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Still not sure where I’m supposed to go for my borcester vaccine
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
You have been pronouncing Jeff Fahey’s surname wrong all this time
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I heard you like bad boys, i’m screening a DVD on an oil rig
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Lockdown babies will be coming up for 6 now. Only time will tell but I, for one, am shitting it about those creepy bastards
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Ok, hard truths time. Before Avicii left us, I’d already made the decision to stop listening to his music
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Hairy Bikers reboot?
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
🎵 I Would Do Any 2 Main Curries Plus 2 Veg Starters or 1 Meat Starter With a Choice of Rice or Chips For Love (but I won’t do that)
A playlist for curry lovers…

🎵 It’s My Chapati (and I’ll Cry If I Want To)
🎵 Jalfrezi Little Thing Called Love
🎵 Paneer There and Everywhere
🎵 Knockin on Heaven’s Tandoor
🎵 Don’t Peschwari, Be Happy
🎵 Naan, I Feel Like a Woman
🎵 Poppadom Preach
🎵 Tears On My Pilau
🎵 Paperback Raita
🎵 Nessun Korma
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
People think Christmas is about throwing a barrel down some girders on a building site and hoping you kill a plumber but if anything that’s closer to the plot of Donkey Kong than what Christmas is actually about
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I don’t understand why Mary didn’t just slice open the donkey with her lightsaber and climb inside it
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Just annoyed we can’t all live post during celeb Masterchef cos iPlayer
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM