h4ckys4ck
@h4ckys4ck.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover and maybe more
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a smile is just hope leaving the body
July 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
a smile is just hope leaving the body
Life hack: if your pizza is too hot, eat a packet of crisps while you wait for it to cool down
December 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Life hack: if your pizza is too hot, eat a packet of crisps while you wait for it to cool down
My gal is slagging off the Titanic movie and I said, “it’s got Billy Zane in it, he’s a cool dude”
She did not get the reference #divorce
She did not get the reference #divorce
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My gal is slagging off the Titanic movie and I said, “it’s got Billy Zane in it, he’s a cool dude”
She did not get the reference #divorce
She did not get the reference #divorce
I don’t really follow football but if I had to pick a side it would probably be gobi manchurian or possibly haggis bon bons
December 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I don’t really follow football but if I had to pick a side it would probably be gobi manchurian or possibly haggis bon bons
FIFA Just gave me the Golden Joystick Award. Love this about them
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
FIFA Just gave me the Golden Joystick Award. Love this about them
🎶 Thumb it in then flup it out, hey Jude begin
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
🎶 Thumb it in then flup it out, hey Jude begin
Like-minded individual seeks similar
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Like-minded individual seeks similar
Kids, if you’re entering an invention competition it’s not enough to draw a funnel on a box and say it’s a cancer detection machine.
That’s a concept not an invention.
Where’s the lights? Where’s the wires?
That’s a concept not an invention.
Where’s the lights? Where’s the wires?
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Kids, if you’re entering an invention competition it’s not enough to draw a funnel on a box and say it’s a cancer detection machine.
That’s a concept not an invention.
Where’s the lights? Where’s the wires?
That’s a concept not an invention.
Where’s the lights? Where’s the wires?
“I’ll be there…..presently” is some cold ass shit Santa Claus might say before dropping off some gifts at some motherfuckers hearths
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
“I’ll be there…..presently” is some cold ass shit Santa Claus might say before dropping off some gifts at some motherfuckers hearths
Bananaman, Roger Ramjet, Popeye. All snack-related powers. Where’s yer Kefir Man and Granola Dudes of today I wonder?
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Bananaman, Roger Ramjet, Popeye. All snack-related powers. Where’s yer Kefir Man and Granola Dudes of today I wonder?
You can’t get likes if you don’t post. No one is going to just come up to you in the street and hand you likes
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
You can’t get likes if you don’t post. No one is going to just come up to you in the street and hand you likes
Seemingly when the police busted the surgery he had Gino D’Acampos grandmother all prepped on the table awaiting a pair of Kenda Crusher’s
December 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Seemingly when the police busted the surgery he had Gino D’Acampos grandmother all prepped on the table awaiting a pair of Kenda Crusher’s
Done a bit of googling and I’ve given myself pleurisy
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Done a bit of googling and I’ve given myself pleurisy
Still not sure where I’m supposed to go for my borcester vaccine
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Still not sure where I’m supposed to go for my borcester vaccine
You have been pronouncing Jeff Fahey’s surname wrong all this time
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You have been pronouncing Jeff Fahey’s surname wrong all this time
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I heard you like bad boys, i’m screening a DVD on an oil rig
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I heard you like bad boys, i’m screening a DVD on an oil rig
Lockdown babies will be coming up for 6 now. Only time will tell but I, for one, am shitting it about those creepy bastards
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Lockdown babies will be coming up for 6 now. Only time will tell but I, for one, am shitting it about those creepy bastards
Ok, hard truths time. Before Avicii left us, I’d already made the decision to stop listening to his music
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ok, hard truths time. Before Avicii left us, I’d already made the decision to stop listening to his music
Hairy Bikers reboot?
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Hairy Bikers reboot?
🎵 I Would Do Any 2 Main Curries Plus 2 Veg Starters or 1 Meat Starter With a Choice of Rice or Chips For Love (but I won’t do that)
A playlist for curry lovers…
🎵 It’s My Chapati (and I’ll Cry If I Want To)
🎵 Jalfrezi Little Thing Called Love
🎵 Paneer There and Everywhere
🎵 Knockin on Heaven’s Tandoor
🎵 Don’t Peschwari, Be Happy
🎵 Naan, I Feel Like a Woman
🎵 Poppadom Preach
🎵 Tears On My Pilau
🎵 Paperback Raita
🎵 Nessun Korma
🎵 It’s My Chapati (and I’ll Cry If I Want To)
🎵 Jalfrezi Little Thing Called Love
🎵 Paneer There and Everywhere
🎵 Knockin on Heaven’s Tandoor
🎵 Don’t Peschwari, Be Happy
🎵 Naan, I Feel Like a Woman
🎵 Poppadom Preach
🎵 Tears On My Pilau
🎵 Paperback Raita
🎵 Nessun Korma
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
🎵 I Would Do Any 2 Main Curries Plus 2 Veg Starters or 1 Meat Starter With a Choice of Rice or Chips For Love (but I won’t do that)
People think Christmas is about throwing a barrel down some girders on a building site and hoping you kill a plumber but if anything that’s closer to the plot of Donkey Kong than what Christmas is actually about
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
People think Christmas is about throwing a barrel down some girders on a building site and hoping you kill a plumber but if anything that’s closer to the plot of Donkey Kong than what Christmas is actually about
I don’t understand why Mary didn’t just slice open the donkey with her lightsaber and climb inside it
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I don’t understand why Mary didn’t just slice open the donkey with her lightsaber and climb inside it
Just annoyed we can’t all live post during celeb Masterchef cos iPlayer
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Just annoyed we can’t all live post during celeb Masterchef cos iPlayer