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h4ckys4ck
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Artist, dog-lover and maybe more
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 4h
God - “If you need me, I’ll be in my lab inventing shit”
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Mork @andrewblue23.bsky.social · 4d
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 1d
Gotta be
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 2d
Which bad guy would you like to see as a killer on the next Dead by Daylight update?

I’d like to see Prince Einon from Dragonheart or Rob Hawthorne from Hollyoaks
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 6d
Spring back and Fall towards
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 7d
This could be us but you,,,,you died
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 7d
When you see it yul shit bricks
Conan O’Brien The Earl of Lemongrab
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 7d
That’s the slackline officially packed away in the camper till April
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 7d
We will be in danger from this day on
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 7d
Idea for a TV show - ‘Bangers and Sinclair’

Detectives Alan Bangers and Mash Sinclair are nearing retirement

When one of their own is killed in the line of duty they pull out all the stops to ensure the perpetrators are put behind bars even if it means bending the law a bit
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 7d
That’s me moved up the line a bit for the throne if anyone wants to throw in with my house
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 7d
The Last Leg is just Top Gear for people who like Question of Sport
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 8d
Just found a note tucked inside Gwynneth Paltrows vagina. It was a plea for help from a slave being forced to work under horrendous conditions on the dipping floor
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 9d
In this case I will defer to the glans
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 9d
Oi oi plant-based saveloy!
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 10d
Vince Cable’s brother is called Guy Rope! Honestly you couldn’t make this shit up
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 10d
What if they lead into a cave? I would not follow them
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 10d
Is that a callback at the bottom?
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 10d
The only D’Angelo I recognise are Barksdale and Beverly
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Mar 15
every time a pothole is filled, the remaining ones increase in value
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 11d
Just slarted myself with a sachet of hot honey
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 11d
I can’t feel my legs. Legally
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 12d
Didn’t think there was gonna be any fanny at this party but check out the one on the left!
Cluedo board containing different coloured pegs representing the characters. The peg furthest to the left is (blushes) Ms Scarlet
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 12d
Heard your dad likes a hand to pack
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 12d
all it takes is just one 6-pack of cans and a couple of wines and I’m instantly transported to
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