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Edith
@edithcharles.bsky.social
Recovering journalist, survivor, hater of golf 🏳️‍⚧️

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You know, I'm something of an ex male myself
Getting my ears re-pierced because it's been years and I need new holes
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Cis allies can pair up and call the authorities on each other for being trans in a public bathroom, exhaust due process until medical records are subpoenaed, and tire the cops with it until they complain so much about enforcing it that they stop bothering, like they did for non-crime hate incidents.
Anyone can be banned then. I've been mistaken for a man, a trans man and a trans woman before.

It's encumbent on all of us to make this as unworkable as possible.
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Almost half the US economy is now based on Nvidia selling GPUs to itself using other companies as proxies
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Apparently I barked in my sleep the other night, she keeps mocking me about it
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Lesbians are so weird. One of them will be laying back, breathless, blushing, eyes blazing with the rich warmth of a soul deeply fed, whispering “thatwas…thebest…ofmylife” meanwhile the other one will anxiously reply “I’m…I’m sorry” just in case she’s done something wrong.
August 10, 2023 at 10:21 AM
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A lot of people are going to say “they killed off Morpheus in The Matrix Online”, but the important bit is they killed him off *in a live event with paid human GMs live-roleplaying*
After "film trilogy that dropped a critical plot point exclusively via timed Fortnite event" and "video game series whose story only makes sense if you're aware of the events of a canon pachinko machine", I feel like there are whole frontiers of user-hostile narrative design waiting to be explored.
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Doing the Riker manoeuvre right onto the cuck chair like Deanna wanted
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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magellanic clouds imply the existence of bardllanic clouds, clericllanic clouds, monkllanic clouds, and so on
I'm so fascinated by the Milky Way's satellite galaxies like the Large Magellanic Cloud, the Large Magellanic Tifa, the Large Magellanic Barrett, the Large Magellanic Vincent, I don't know much about space
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I'm so fascinated by the Milky Way's satellite galaxies like the Large Magellanic Cloud, the Large Magellanic Tifa, the Large Magellanic Barrett, the Large Magellanic Vincent, I don't know much about space
July 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Life may have emerged a mere three hundred thousand years after the Earth formed.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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i'm pretty sure this attacked me in earthbound
Although tbh nothing looks stranger than a 100% Puli, look at this fucking weirdo
July 28, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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I'm pretty sure this one's a bear.
Tibetan mastiff x husky, you ask? Well let’s jus-OH MY GOD
February 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Corgi crosses are amazing because it's just the other dog texture stretched over the corgi wireframe, every time.
Cocker spaniel x corgi, because stop taking life so seriously
February 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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It takes 225 million years or so for the Solar System to make one orbit around the galaxy. Sharks evolved long enough ago that they’ve done it twice.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Ok but this is totally something Charlotte Church would do
Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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All the ladies call me "poundstretcher" because I make a little go a long way
In Britain we don't say "I love you" we say "I'm going to take you to Poundland"
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
In Britain we don't say "I love you" we say "I'm going to take you to Poundland"
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I love how Charles Dance always plays intimidating motherfuckers but any dogs on screen with him can't get enough of the guy
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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what a great idea
Cis allies can pair up and call the authorities on each other for being trans in a public bathroom, exhaust due process until medical records are subpoenaed, and tire the cops with it until they complain so much about enforcing it that they stop bothering, like they did for non-crime hate incidents.
Anyone can be banned then. I've been mistaken for a man, a trans man and a trans woman before.

It's encumbent on all of us to make this as unworkable as possible.
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
the first ottoman emperor was a goth president
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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paging all my cis followers. all two of you
Cis allies can pair up and call the authorities on each other for being trans in a public bathroom, exhaust due process until medical records are subpoenaed, and tire the cops with it until they complain so much about enforcing it that they stop bothering, like they did for non-crime hate incidents.
Anyone can be banned then. I've been mistaken for a man, a trans man and a trans woman before.

It's encumbent on all of us to make this as unworkable as possible.
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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going live to british toilets across the nation
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Hated boss reported to police as a potential trans bathroom invader via anonymous tip by disgruntled employees.

"This is the third week in a row they've done this" sobbed the reviled union buster, just returning from a urologist appointment about his recently developed urinary tract infection.
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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This looks like a solid nail in the coffin for any claim that you can use a LLM for research
I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 AM