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Scott
@merseytart.bsky.social
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Train stations, James Bond, telly, general nonsense. He/Him/Twat. 🏳️‍🌈 http://www.merseytart.com
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 7d
New blog: The Dutch Cap - www.merseytart.com/2025/10/the-... - where I return to Amsterdam to finish what I started two years ago, and get annoyed again about the state of the UK.
The Dutch Cap
A couple of years ago I went to Amsterdam in search of the stations on this map. Those coloured lines form the five lines of the Amsterdam ...
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 3h
Get that coin where you can. JK Simmons is the yellow M&M, even though he’s got an Oscar!
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 3h
Americans get Brian Cox. www.youtube.com/watch?v=by9e...
‘Succession’ actor Brian Cox is also the McDonalds voiceover guy
YouTube video by New York Post
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 3h
A screengrab from the TV show Gamesmaster, showing a 20 something white man called Dexter Fletcher in a boiler suit.
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 4h
The trauma of seeing these ads right after Children’s BBC ended while I was eating my dinner.
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 5h
😔😔😔
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 6h
Checked the time to see if it is lunchtime yet. It is not.
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 7h
(Sean Lock was by all accounts a lovely man who had no time for the fash whatsoever but he's dead now so they can say what they like)
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 7h
Because he was WORKING CLASS and COCKNEY and STUCK IT TO THE MAN and used to dominate that little PUSSY BOY Jon Richardson who was all clever but it WASN'T ENOUGH cos he was a PROPER BLOKE like we don't have any more because of WOKE.
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 8h
Specially bred hens with massive anuses.
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 8h
James Bond only in the last frame is very like that Viz comic about Ringo Starr that entirely skipped the Beatles.
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archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 8h
Roger Moore profiled in Buddy (31st October 1981).
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 8h
AM I
Text: All Inboxes 1 Unread White Stuff Obsessed with cord?
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 8h
This sounds like a hostage situation.
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 10h
- my mobile and landline
- the BF’s mobile
- the BF’s office number for a job he left 20 years ago
- my childhood landline
- Childline (oh eight hundred, double one, DOUBLE ONE)
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Hannah Cooper @hannahcooper.bsky.social · 17h
- Mine (mobile but not landline)
- My mom’s mobile
- My childhood landline
- 2 of my childhood neighbours’ landlines
- My old best friend from school’s landline
- Hastings Direct
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 18h
- Mine (mobile and landline)
- My wife's
- My parents' (and their old one)
- My hairdresser
- Lombard Direct ("free on 0800 2 15000 - 24 hours a day!")
- And Going Live/Live & Kicking obvs
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 21h
No Only Connect because of FOOTBALL.
a woman in a pink jacket is sitting on a red couch with her eyes closed .
ALT: a woman in a pink jacket is sitting on a red couch with her eyes closed .
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 1d
Shit day so I got myself a little treat.
The box of a Lego ambulance in white, blue and yellow, with a man pushing a skater with a broken hand on a stretcher. The Lego ambulance fully built.
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 1d
You’ll have to go round all your followers’ homes one by one.
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 1d
No, gays. NO.
A load of pointy Christmas tree ornaments in various sizes.
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 1d
In a delightful twist, Tap & Go here is for Merseyrail trains only, although Arriva buses allow you to tap and go in their own scheme calls Tap & Go. I foresee no problems here at all.
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 1d
I resisted a Metro Card for a long time but finally Tap & Go converted me. Mainly because I got sick of turning up at ticket offices to find the staff on a break and “buy at your destination”.
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 1d
and by “the future” I mean “circa 2003”
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 1d
the future is now
An email header: Merseyrail Tap & Go - Billing Success
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 1d
It’s a shame he literally killed people because Landis is a great director.
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 1d
Flipped to The Blues Brothers on BBC Two and shouted “YOU FAT PENGUIN” without thinking.
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 1d
By the way Fiona Middleton is a very good director. No wonder she couldn’t be arsed schlepping back to Weatherfield to talk to Emma.
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 1d
Judging by Blue Lights the budget for the Northern Ireland Police Service is something like one hundred million pounds for policing, eight hundred million for witness protection.
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Scott @merseytart.bsky.social · 1d
Judging by Blue Lights the budget for the Northern Ireland Police Service is something like one hundred million pounds for policing, eight hundred million for witness protection.
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