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holy frick ‼️ holy fuckin' frick ‼️
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me when uhhh
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A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Billie Eilish. They’re much bigger than I thought. Ooh lala!
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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I cant believe we live in a time where oldfriend99 only has 7k followers on bluesky you people make me sick
December 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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My asexual friend Heywood Jablowmie says he often feels misunderstood
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Alexander Graham Telephone invented the bell
December 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I think I will skip work today because I don't feel good ‼️
December 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
There's nothing wrong with living in the hood
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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all my flows are real, so i could never fake this
i'm scared as fuck at school, i feel like Baldi's Basics
October 28, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”

{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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my complomince to the chef
October 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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A highly decorated homeboy who distinguished himself in the Sesh
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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If you get someone sick and they get sick pay you should get some of that money
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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If you haven’t put up Christmas lights yet then you’re a deadbeat dad. Oh, also you have a son
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
oh my god put that away, no one wants to see that
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Me: harmburger helper

You, pedantic: shouldn’t it be hamburger harmer?

Me, mixing broken glass with minced onions and ground beef: no
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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(olivia newton-john voice) let’s take edibles, edibles
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Sometimes you have to be a bad friend and person and be bad at your job and be really irresponsible all the time to deal with your complex mental traumas.
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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i better not hear tell of you walking softly carrying that small ass stick
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM