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Bill Danse Macabre
@elmapper.bsky.social
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · Nov 23
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 6m
Chillings baby back ribs
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 2h
Frank Zappa’s band shoulda just been called Necessity amirite
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 2h
A fun thing to do when someone is riding your ass while driving down the highway is to give them a nice little spritz of windshield washer fluid
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 2h
The Chair Company is good
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 3h
Mine looked like top right this morning, but bottom left yesterday
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 3h
Kids today won’t understand the “he smells like Robert Downey Jr” joke from BASEketball
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 14h
Moon is breathtaking tonight
Beautiful
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 14h
Had a buddy in school start dating a girl and found out about a week into it they were distant cousins
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 18h
Since we’re posting getting blueskied
Post White guy
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 19h
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 19h
Fruiting Pebbles
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Jesse @itshoje.bsky.social · 21h
From the top rope
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 20h
Jawa Ric Flair:
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 20h
When a Jawa gets excited
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 21h
JOI to the world
All the soys and squirrels
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 22h
🎶And when the band plays “Hail To The Queef”
Ooh, they point that pussy at you, lawd 🎶
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 22h
From what I’ve heard the traffic even getting there has been a clusterfuck even before the shutdown. Wondering if we’ll need to plan to be there like 4 hours before the flight leaves. At least we have direct flights from ABQ-BNA now
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 23h
Flying into Nashville here in a couple weeks to be miserable with family for thanksgiving. Not too worried about getting through everything at ABQ, but expecting a missive shitshow for the flight back out of Nashville. Anyone gone through there lately?
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 23h
Not sure if because of shrimpingrits supper last night or clifbar breakfast this morning
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 23h
Farting crazy style today
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Corn Heaven
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 1d
Soldier boy, tell them
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 1d
Get rid of the regular season and just have a 100 team playoff
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 1d
When my great grandpa was in the very early stages of Alzheimer’s they started having to label what room each door led to, what each cabinet/drawer had, etc
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New sign outside the Oval Office..
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 1d
Shameful
Idiots
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