Ducking Grey Duck
@duckinggreyduck.bsky.social
Birder, 80HD, chaotic good, 📚 lover, atheist, nerd, stitcher, cat mom, she/they, ace, liberal, Mpls-Adjacent
Pfp: cartoon of a white woman with brown hair against an aqua background. Shirt is duck duck grey duck image.
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Pfp: cartoon of a white woman with brown hair against an aqua background. Shirt is duck duck grey duck image.
https://ko-fi.com/duckinggreyduck
This coming Wednesday marks 13 years with my employer. It is also exactly one week before my last day. The big scary thing I've been alluding to for the last month is a new job with a new company. I am extremely grateful that I had the chance to do this on my own terms, rather than a RIF but... 1/5
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This coming Wednesday marks 13 years with my employer. It is also exactly one week before my last day. The big scary thing I've been alluding to for the last month is a new job with a new company. I am extremely grateful that I had the chance to do this on my own terms, rather than a RIF but... 1/5
It is officially the time of year where I struggle to get out of bed because the air outside my blanket haven is chilly and I don't want to be mildly uncomfortable
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
It is officially the time of year where I struggle to get out of bed because the air outside my blanket haven is chilly and I don't want to be mildly uncomfortable
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What in the festive fuck
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
What in the festive fuck
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I feel like the head of McDonald's should be called the CIEIO.
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I feel like the head of McDonald's should be called the CIEIO.
Mossy old forests
Where do you seek thrills?
1. haunted theaters
2. mossy old forests
3. in bed with a book
4. modern chemistry
1. haunted theaters
2. mossy old forests
3. in bed with a book
4. modern chemistry
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Mossy old forests
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We shouldn't have extended the internet to everyone. It should only be available to nerds and weirdos who either build up an immunity to Online Madness or remain naturally confined to forums where their Online Madness can't reach the average citizen.
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
We shouldn't have extended the internet to everyone. It should only be available to nerds and weirdos who either build up an immunity to Online Madness or remain naturally confined to forums where their Online Madness can't reach the average citizen.
Apparently a yellow jacket queen decided my sewing room was a great place to hibernate. She was wrong.
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Apparently a yellow jacket queen decided my sewing room was a great place to hibernate. She was wrong.
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always remember: Terry Pratchett said trans rights
this book was written in 1996 by a 48 year old British man and no cis person in 2025 has a single goddamn excuse to behave differently
this book was written in 1996 by a 48 year old British man and no cis person in 2025 has a single goddamn excuse to behave differently
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
always remember: Terry Pratchett said trans rights
this book was written in 1996 by a 48 year old British man and no cis person in 2025 has a single goddamn excuse to behave differently
this book was written in 1996 by a 48 year old British man and no cis person in 2025 has a single goddamn excuse to behave differently
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TIL Edmund Fitzgerald, namesake of the ship lost with all hands in a Lake Superior storm in November 1975, had a great uncle Edmond Fitzgerald who also had a ship named after him, the Edmond Fitzgerald, which was lost with all hands in a Lake Erie storm in November 1883
How the Fitzgerald Sank Twice
An excerpt
greatlakespeopleandplaces.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
TIL Edmund Fitzgerald, namesake of the ship lost with all hands in a Lake Superior storm in November 1975, had a great uncle Edmond Fitzgerald who also had a ship named after him, the Edmond Fitzgerald, which was lost with all hands in a Lake Erie storm in November 1883
This remains my all time favorite photo of me
Retired circus oddity
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This remains my all time favorite photo of me
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and you can buy gift copies!!
if you don’t specify a recipient email for each gift copy, you essentially have them on file and can send the gift recipient a retrieval code when you do eventually give it as a gift
if you don’t specify a recipient email for each gift copy, you essentially have them on file and can send the gift recipient a retrieval code when you do eventually give it as a gift
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
and you can buy gift copies!!
if you don’t specify a recipient email for each gift copy, you essentially have them on file and can send the gift recipient a retrieval code when you do eventually give it as a gift
if you don’t specify a recipient email for each gift copy, you essentially have them on file and can send the gift recipient a retrieval code when you do eventually give it as a gift
If you don't know where "Nae King! Nae quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! We willna' be filled again!" comes from, you're legally obligated to get these books.
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If you don't know where "Nae King! Nae quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! We willna' be filled again!" comes from, you're legally obligated to get these books.
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can’t believe we still need to say that just because trump said “quiet, piggy” it is not okay to repeat it in his direction. how do people still not understand that it is not okay to show that you think fatphobia is okay as long as it’s directed at someone you don’t like/think is a bad person!
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
can’t believe we still need to say that just because trump said “quiet, piggy” it is not okay to repeat it in his direction. how do people still not understand that it is not okay to show that you think fatphobia is okay as long as it’s directed at someone you don’t like/think is a bad person!
Castle ruins on the shore
Where would you rather be?
1. haunted mansion on the moor
2. castle ruins on the shore
3. night flight to Zanzibar
4. traveling through the stars
1. haunted mansion on the moor
2. castle ruins on the shore
3. night flight to Zanzibar
4. traveling through the stars
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Castle ruins on the shore
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Some people are saying deep fry turkey gender reveal and why would you even put that out there.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Some people are saying deep fry turkey gender reveal and why would you even put that out there.
He honk shooo??
I really have to pee, and he honk shooo??
I really have to pee, and he honk shooo??
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
He honk shooo??
I really have to pee, and he honk shooo??
I really have to pee, and he honk shooo??
He honk shooo
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
He honk shooo
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Wearing a mask at your medical appointments is important not just to protect yourself, and to protect other patients, but also to protect the ever-dwindling number of healthcare providers.
The people helping us all live healthier lives deserve health protection, too.
The people helping us all live healthier lives deserve health protection, too.
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Wearing a mask at your medical appointments is important not just to protect yourself, and to protect other patients, but also to protect the ever-dwindling number of healthcare providers.
The people helping us all live healthier lives deserve health protection, too.
The people helping us all live healthier lives deserve health protection, too.
ROUND
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
ROUND
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
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Direct link to her profile for blocking purposes: bsky.app/profile/ewei...
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Direct link to her profile for blocking purposes: bsky.app/profile/ewei...
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Billionaires wealth increased during covid by about the same proportion that the average American lost money? Problematic wage gap.
Your thanksgiving stuffing doesn’t taste right?
Problematic sage gap.
Problematic sage gap.
Somebody's taken out an entire chapter of your book?
Problematic page gap.
Problematic page gap.
November 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Billionaires wealth increased during covid by about the same proportion that the average American lost money? Problematic wage gap.
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Your partner has standard ear piercings and you have giant plugs in your stretched lobes?
Problematic gauge gap.
Problematic gauge gap.
Your thanksgiving stuffing doesn’t taste right?
Problematic sage gap.
Problematic sage gap.
Somebody's taken out an entire chapter of your book?
Problematic page gap.
Problematic page gap.
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Your partner has standard ear piercings and you have giant plugs in your stretched lobes?
Problematic gauge gap.
Problematic gauge gap.
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Your thanksgiving stuffing doesn’t taste right?
Problematic sage gap.
Problematic sage gap.
Somebody's taken out an entire chapter of your book?
Problematic page gap.
Problematic page gap.
Wizard keeps throwing fireballs like confetti every combat while sorcerer keeps spending sorcery points trying to perfect subtle spells?
Problematic mage gap.
Problematic mage gap.
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Your thanksgiving stuffing doesn’t taste right?
Problematic sage gap.
Problematic sage gap.