Unbalanced
@drcr.bsky.social
unbalanced accountant. faithful doggo henchperson. aromantic romance reader.
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In a deal brokered by expert peace negotiators, questions such as “how are you?” will now be answered with “fine, thanks” and no more than one sentence of additional, low-stakes information.
Neurotypicals and autistics to compromise with medium talk
Allistic and autistic people have agreed to meet in the middle by engaging in medium talk, it has been announced. In a deal brokered by expert peace negotiators, questions such as “how are you?”…
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January 25, 2026 at 10:00 AM
In a deal brokered by expert peace negotiators, questions such as “how are you?” will now be answered with “fine, thanks” and no more than one sentence of additional, low-stakes information.
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Here’s your reminder to charge all the things. The weekend is going to be interesting…
January 22, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Here’s your reminder to charge all the things. The weekend is going to be interesting…
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please pause your doomscrolling for this breaking news re: dogs and fries 👇
January 20, 2026 at 9:15 PM
please pause your doomscrolling for this breaking news re: dogs and fries 👇
today's adventure: hanging out at the young people's coffee shop. someone please tell me where to find the old people's coffee shop.
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 PM
today's adventure: hanging out at the young people's coffee shop. someone please tell me where to find the old people's coffee shop.
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Went through some photos from the last year that had slipped through the cracks and had gone unprocessed -- found this one from last winter, liked it, so I'm posting it in case you like it too.
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Went through some photos from the last year that had slipped through the cracks and had gone unprocessed -- found this one from last winter, liked it, so I'm posting it in case you like it too.
everyone got the memo
January 18, 2026 at 4:36 PM
everyone got the memo
good day for a snoozle
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
good day for a snoozle
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rare photo of a dog where the halo is visible
January 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
rare photo of a dog where the halo is visible
all of my dogs are completely different except for the side-eye they give the camera
January 15, 2026 at 5:23 PM
all of my dogs are completely different except for the side-eye they give the camera
the computer who answered the phone at my doctor's office really wanted me to think it was human, I really need this trend to reverse itself.
January 14, 2026 at 5:58 PM
the computer who answered the phone at my doctor's office really wanted me to think it was human, I really need this trend to reverse itself.
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This is just what you like to see on here
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
This is just what you like to see on here
the doggoes took me for a walk in the woods and I was offline for TWO HOURS. dogs are the best.
January 8, 2026 at 8:31 PM
the doggoes took me for a walk in the woods and I was offline for TWO HOURS. dogs are the best.
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Our Solar System is orbiting the center of our Galaxy at about 220 km/s so in 2025 we collectively traveled something like 7 billion kilometers across the Milky Way. Once in a while, when you have a moment, it’s worthwhile to take a look around, see where you are, and appreciate how far you’ve come.
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Our Solar System is orbiting the center of our Galaxy at about 220 km/s so in 2025 we collectively traveled something like 7 billion kilometers across the Milky Way. Once in a while, when you have a moment, it’s worthwhile to take a look around, see where you are, and appreciate how far you’ve come.
I'm about to put on a sweater while also complaining it's too warm in this office, why am I like this (rhetorical)
December 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I'm about to put on a sweater while also complaining it's too warm in this office, why am I like this (rhetorical)
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This book is fantastic, and manages to not only be thrilling but frequently hilarious. You owe it to yourself to read it!
ALL OF US MURDERERS is on cheap on Amazon today! Get your Gothic second chance romance for £/$1.99! (I have no idea how long for or if it's going to other sites, sorry.)
www.amazon.co.uk/All-Us-Murde...
www.amazon.co.uk/All-Us-Murde...
All of Us Murderers
All of Us Murderers eBook : Charles, KJ: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
www.amazon.co.uk
December 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This book is fantastic, and manages to not only be thrilling but frequently hilarious. You owe it to yourself to read it!
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In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
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The statement, released in response to The Christmas Song (1945), advised non-autistic holiday enthusiasts to roast their chestnuts in controlled settings, such as ovens.
Roast this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/115979...
Roast this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/115979...
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM
The statement, released in response to The Christmas Song (1945), advised non-autistic holiday enthusiasts to roast their chestnuts in controlled settings, such as ovens.
Roast this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/115979...
Roast this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/115979...
how come no one told me if I used a meat thermometer my filet would be perfect every time
December 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
how come no one told me if I used a meat thermometer my filet would be perfect every time
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Looking to top off that 2025 reading list? How about a short romantasy from a short author? My MMF novella FROSTBURN is available at Amazon, Apple, B&N, Kobo and Smashwords—and on Overdrive, if you want to ask your library to buy it!
#romancelandia
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#romancelandia
books2read.com/u/47aYWq
Available now at your favorite digital store!
Frostburn by Suleikha Snyder
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December 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Looking to top off that 2025 reading list? How about a short romantasy from a short author? My MMF novella FROSTBURN is available at Amazon, Apple, B&N, Kobo and Smashwords—and on Overdrive, if you want to ask your library to buy it!
#romancelandia
books2read.com/u/47aYWq
#romancelandia
books2read.com/u/47aYWq
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I think I was prepared to hate A.I. by already hating leafblowers, which are also extremely wasteful and can't do anything we didn't already know how to do.
December 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I think I was prepared to hate A.I. by already hating leafblowers, which are also extremely wasteful and can't do anything we didn't already know how to do.
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If you are worried this is too big an executive function barrier you can go to a pharmacy and they will probably just jab you. That is what I did.
I'm not saying it's necessarily the right way to do this, that is just how much I am not fucking around with the measles
I'm not saying it's necessarily the right way to do this, that is just how much I am not fucking around with the measles
Go to your doctor and get your measles titers checked to make sure you are still immune and if not get re-vaccinated. It’s more and more likely all of us are going to eventually come in contact with it.
The thing about measles is that it’s the only known virus that triggers immune amnesia - it causes your immune system to forget everything it has previously learned. Meaning you essentially reset to zero and are now at risk of basically everything.
It can take 2-3 years to get immunities back.
It can take 2-3 years to get immunities back.
December 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If you are worried this is too big an executive function barrier you can go to a pharmacy and they will probably just jab you. That is what I did.
I'm not saying it's necessarily the right way to do this, that is just how much I am not fucking around with the measles
I'm not saying it's necessarily the right way to do this, that is just how much I am not fucking around with the measles
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Re-upping this, since it's only available for two days:
A brief return of the Murderbot Humble Bundle! The charity is still World Central Kitchen.
Unlock and upgrade in the Return to Metroidvania rebundle, read up on exciting Sci-Fi with Matha Wells’ Murderbot & more, and add character to your game environments with the Best of Synty 4 Game Dev Assets rebundles! https://bit.ly/4oxXmjd
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Re-upping this, since it's only available for two days:
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The Holiday (2006) was released 19 years and 11 days ago in a limited release on November 29, 2006.
Exactly 19 years and 11 days ago, Moonstruck (1987) got a limited release on December 18, 1987.
The Holiday will be closer to the release of Moonstruck than to the present day... starting tomorrow.
Exactly 19 years and 11 days ago, Moonstruck (1987) got a limited release on December 18, 1987.
The Holiday will be closer to the release of Moonstruck than to the present day... starting tomorrow.
Social media has reliably informed me The Holiday with Kate Winslet, etc. was released 19 years ago…
And excuse me while I crumble into dust. 💀
And excuse me while I crumble into dust. 💀
December 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Holiday (2006) was released 19 years and 11 days ago in a limited release on November 29, 2006.
Exactly 19 years and 11 days ago, Moonstruck (1987) got a limited release on December 18, 1987.
The Holiday will be closer to the release of Moonstruck than to the present day... starting tomorrow.
Exactly 19 years and 11 days ago, Moonstruck (1987) got a limited release on December 18, 1987.
The Holiday will be closer to the release of Moonstruck than to the present day... starting tomorrow.
if you want your doctor to say you're doing amazing and not mention (at all!) the 20 pounds you gained, just have 4 eye surgeries in 6 months. works like a charm.
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
if you want your doctor to say you're doing amazing and not mention (at all!) the 20 pounds you gained, just have 4 eye surgeries in 6 months. works like a charm.
all pies are bad. eat cake instead.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
all pies are bad. eat cake instead.