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Joanna 🪬
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It ain’t no sin to be glad you’re alive
♎️ ♊️ ♊️
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I wish I had spoilers for the ending of this story
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I’m jewish and Stephen miller is a fucking Nazi
December 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
In my humble and correct opinion, The Polar Express movie is a top 3 worst Christmas movie
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Actually this set-up was fun.
I still feel like I’m running out of ideas.
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I had multiple opportunities to start a “I like pancakes” “OH SO YOU HATE WAFFLES” type fight tonight and I didn’t and I deserve a medal for that
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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the time of "let people enjoy things", "reach across the aisle", "everyone is valid" is over. now is the time of the Hater
February 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Every time i think about outside it cost 200 dollars
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Bring back tarring and feathering
SPLIT IN HALF?

The boat was capsized and SPLIT IN HALF?

I got nothing folks.

Trials. Prison. Everyone.

If you told me this was a psy-op to make me rethink my moral opposition to the death penalty, I would at least have to think hard about you being right.
I mean, this is an execution
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Long history of weird little guys being weird with bones pre-internet
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I feel like he’s probably a big pushover with children tho
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Judith to Yael:
Why does this man still have his head?
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I truly don’t mind doing elf on the shelf. It’s a fun little where’s Waldo, hidden in plain sight game for my kids.
However.
My house seems to have a distinct lack of shelves so, even tho it’s only day 2, I’m running out of places for these elves to sit.
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The softest paws still have claws
Spotted at the No More King Friday's protest
December 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Go back to one control for looking and moving. I can’t coordinate the view control and the walking control at the same time and I get lost and can’t see what I’m doing.

Or, if not getting rid of it give me a chance to toggle it off.

(I know why it’s there but that doesn’t make it any easier!)
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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If you had to take care of humans, it was better to take care of small soft ones who were nice to you and thought you were great because you kept preventing them from being murdered.
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Browsing yarn to knit a baby blanket for the hopefully not so distant future for a relative 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Yesterday at thanksgiving we were all going around saying what we’re thankful for, and Francis thought for a long moment before saying he was thankful for nerves. Like the nervous system in the human body. I adore him.
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
I wanted to talk to a human right now about as much as I wanted to lose a couple of limbs and have a conversation about my feelings.
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Everyone please say a prayer for my cranberry chiffon pie. It consists of a cranberry curd and a Swiss meringue. Please pray that she sets to the right firmness and texture.
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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guillermo del toro's amelia bedelia
guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Gingerbread dragon!!! 🥰🥰🥰
fuck yeah, 3d printing whistle drama!!!! I'm so ready, put me in coach!

today I printed 390 whistles AND these articulating dragons, AND my whistles are pretty colors

fucking fite me
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM