Mexican place I order from at lunch decided to give me an extra large extra ‘peño nachos today
February 2, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Mexican place I order from at lunch decided to give me an extra large extra ‘peño nachos today
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May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.
January 31, 2026 at 2:47 PM
May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.
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To: Jeffrey Epstein
From: Elon Musk
Subject: Dress code
Which ill-fitting meme t-shirt do you think I should wear to your underage sexual assault party?
From: Elon Musk
Subject: Dress code
Which ill-fitting meme t-shirt do you think I should wear to your underage sexual assault party?
January 30, 2026 at 10:07 PM
To: Jeffrey Epstein
From: Elon Musk
Subject: Dress code
Which ill-fitting meme t-shirt do you think I should wear to your underage sexual assault party?
From: Elon Musk
Subject: Dress code
Which ill-fitting meme t-shirt do you think I should wear to your underage sexual assault party?
I wonder if guys named Al feel attacked when they see posts saying fuck AI (ay eye)
January 29, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I wonder if guys named Al feel attacked when they see posts saying fuck AI (ay eye)
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I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
January 25, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
My cat cries to be let out in this shit. He’s gotta be part husky or something
January 28, 2026 at 3:09 PM
My cat cries to be let out in this shit. He’s gotta be part husky or something
Oh shit, a new police academy movie is filming
January 26, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Oh shit, a new police academy movie is filming
New shirt to wear to a birthday party tonight
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
New shirt to wear to a birthday party tonight
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Democrats: Our hands are tied. There is nothing we can do to stop these federal terrorists. Until we can take action, PLEASE, make sure to record your own murders.
January 24, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Democrats: Our hands are tied. There is nothing we can do to stop these federal terrorists. Until we can take action, PLEASE, make sure to record your own murders.
Just saw a dude in shorts at the gas station. What a dick
January 23, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Just saw a dude in shorts at the gas station. What a dick
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Sincerely hope all the fat neck pink faced half wit texans who are hard at work kidnapping children in the twin cities are miserable and freezing today. Slip on ice and get paralyzed, bottom feeder.
January 23, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Sincerely hope all the fat neck pink faced half wit texans who are hard at work kidnapping children in the twin cities are miserable and freezing today. Slip on ice and get paralyzed, bottom feeder.
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Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
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Chunky, if you're listening to me, you have to Google the moon
January 18, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Chunky, if you're listening to me, you have to Google the moon
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If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
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This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..
June 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..
The creek
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
The creek
Fuck this guy
This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
January 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Fuck this guy
amBROsia©️
Nectar for dudes
Nectar for dudes
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
amBROsia©️
Nectar for dudes
Nectar for dudes
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for your xmas present this year i’m going to start backing into parking lot spaces
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
for your xmas present this year i’m going to start backing into parking lot spaces
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
Ever since playing Hades I’ve been enjoying Sisyphus-related posts more
Hiring a bunch of babes in bikinis to stand on the side of the path that Sisyphus uses to push his rock up the hill. Asking Sisyphus later if that improved things any. He pauses thoughtfully before answering, "Yeah"
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Ever since playing Hades I’ve been enjoying Sisyphus-related posts more
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Just had a random thought that I should wear some corduroys
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Just had a random thought that I should wear some corduroys
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that's a fitting cover. digital edit overlaying imagery of people who actually performed labor and built things people needed
BREAKING: Trump nor Charlie Kirk won Time Person of the Year!
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
that's a fitting cover. digital edit overlaying imagery of people who actually performed labor and built things people needed