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February 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
need badly
fuck you
One morning Toad sat in bed. “I have many things to do,” he said. “I will write them all down on a list so that I can remember them.”
January 31, 2026 at 7:08 AM
fuck you
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![VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiahrbfuw4v4so56ikp2pxf5n253bs5pd5gq37l7nqsitkwynw56hy@jpeg)
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Siri play Girl’s Own Film by During During
January 26, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Siri play Girl’s Own Film by During During
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Congress passed the Taft-Hartley Act in 1947 (over Truman's veto) to make general strikes so incredibly difficult to organize that there hasn't been one since.
That there is a general strike happening in a major US city on such short notice is nothing short of a miracle.
That there is a general strike happening in a major US city on such short notice is nothing short of a miracle.
National media should really be covering the fact thay every major school, museum, and arts institution in the Twin Cities, and hundreds of local businesses are closed tomorrow to protest federal occupation.
Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.
Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.
January 22, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Congress passed the Taft-Hartley Act in 1947 (over Truman's veto) to make general strikes so incredibly difficult to organize that there hasn't been one since.
That there is a general strike happening in a major US city on such short notice is nothing short of a miracle.
That there is a general strike happening in a major US city on such short notice is nothing short of a miracle.
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I do believe that international courts should decide a fate for the current administration that aligns with an impartial sense of fairness and justice. Except for JD Vance. Who i think should be a sideshow freak in a pig cage you can beam with apples for 25¢ a toss. Loud shrieking. Welted. Nude.
January 22, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I do believe that international courts should decide a fate for the current administration that aligns with an impartial sense of fairness and justice. Except for JD Vance. Who i think should be a sideshow freak in a pig cage you can beam with apples for 25¢ a toss. Loud shrieking. Welted. Nude.
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I'm as ready as I'm going to be.
January 21, 2026 at 6:00 AM
I'm as ready as I'm going to be.
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I know you don’t want to pay interest on your loans forever, but what about the people who securitized those loans to rentseek. They’re literally depending on you to do that?
January 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I know you don’t want to pay interest on your loans forever, but what about the people who securitized those loans to rentseek. They’re literally depending on you to do that?
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[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
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when i use the circle button as confirm on my playstation controller
November 7, 2024 at 7:25 AM
when i use the circle button as confirm on my playstation controller
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Accidentally messaged the subaltern periphery group chat "may your new year be full of imperial superprofits" and the metropole labor aristocrat group chat "may Babylon finally fall this year," so 2025 is starting off great 😒
January 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Accidentally messaged the subaltern periphery group chat "may your new year be full of imperial superprofits" and the metropole labor aristocrat group chat "may Babylon finally fall this year," so 2025 is starting off great 😒
everytime I leave the airport in SF, the billboards make me want to kill myself
January 1, 2026 at 2:19 AM
everytime I leave the airport in SF, the billboards make me want to kill myself
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have fun with a team that won't touch the playoffs for 20 years, dickheads
Breaking news: The Kansas City Chiefs have informed administrative officials that they will announce their move to Kansas today, according to sources who asked not to be named because they were not authorized to speak publicly.
Read the developing story: bit.ly/4b9qGJI
Read the developing story: bit.ly/4b9qGJI
December 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
have fun with a team that won't touch the playoffs for 20 years, dickheads
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"Now quite frankly you will see me one more time if you say good, and additionally you'll see me two more times if you say bad. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"Now quite frankly you will see me one more time if you say good, and additionally you'll see me two more times if you say bad. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
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The Chicago bean should do a world tour
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The Chicago bean should do a world tour
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Instant all-timer here:
Had a dream where someone was wearing this shirt
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Had a dream where someone was wearing this shirt
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane