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"Having a Black woman in a movie about the Greek Gods sending Odysseus on a decade long hell trip fighting endless monsters en route home from the God War is not Historically Accurate" y'all are the truly dumbest motherfuckers ever born on this rock hurtling through the void.
February 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
"Having a Black woman in a movie about the Greek Gods sending Odysseus on a decade long hell trip fighting endless monsters en route home from the God War is not Historically Accurate" y'all are the truly dumbest motherfuckers ever born on this rock hurtling through the void.
It was an absolute joy.
MORE PLEASE.
MORE PLEASE.
‘The show delivers fulsomely, and it probably delivers even more if you’re not watching through the same lens as me (completely freaking out that if they mess this up, then I can kiss The Muppet Show goodbye for another 45 years).’
They let me review the new Muppets Show special-slash-pilot.
They let me review the new Muppets Show special-slash-pilot.
I asked if I could write a review of The Muppet Show 50th Anniversary Special and they said yes
It’s not easy being greenlit.
jrnl.ie
February 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
It was an absolute joy.
MORE PLEASE.
MORE PLEASE.
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It’s absolutely maddening to see Reddit and TikTok reading emails in which men frequently admit serious crimes, with real victims, looking for hidden clues and codes like it’s a fucking scavenger hunt.
Watching TikTok, YouTube and Reddit bake the Epstein emails like it's 2016. No, Pizzagate isn't real. No, "pizza" in the Epstein emails doesn't mean anything other than the food, and grape soda isn't secret code for rape. They aren't speaking in code in the emails; they don't need to.
February 4, 2026 at 1:26 PM
It’s absolutely maddening to see Reddit and TikTok reading emails in which men frequently admit serious crimes, with real victims, looking for hidden clues and codes like it’s a fucking scavenger hunt.
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I see a lot of people debating the funniest outcome and to be clear the answer is:
1) They let Burnham run.
2) He wins it.
3) They lose the mayoral by-election.
4) This forces a leadership election.
5) Andy doesn't win it.
1) They let Burnham run.
2) He wins it.
3) They lose the mayoral by-election.
4) This forces a leadership election.
5) Andy doesn't win it.
January 24, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I see a lot of people debating the funniest outcome and to be clear the answer is:
1) They let Burnham run.
2) He wins it.
3) They lose the mayoral by-election.
4) This forces a leadership election.
5) Andy doesn't win it.
1) They let Burnham run.
2) He wins it.
3) They lose the mayoral by-election.
4) This forces a leadership election.
5) Andy doesn't win it.
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Please be Dignitas. Please be Dignitas.
January 20, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Please be Dignitas. Please be Dignitas.
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Day 1: Well, let’s see if we can make this “internet” a tool for sharing ideas and empowering the citizens of the world.
Day 100: Er, It’s mostly chat about Buffy and Star Trek.
Day 27538: Oh wow, billionaires made a giant Paedo Etch a Sketch out of the internet and drained the oceans to do it.
Day 100: Er, It’s mostly chat about Buffy and Star Trek.
Day 27538: Oh wow, billionaires made a giant Paedo Etch a Sketch out of the internet and drained the oceans to do it.
January 13, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Day 1: Well, let’s see if we can make this “internet” a tool for sharing ideas and empowering the citizens of the world.
Day 100: Er, It’s mostly chat about Buffy and Star Trek.
Day 27538: Oh wow, billionaires made a giant Paedo Etch a Sketch out of the internet and drained the oceans to do it.
Day 100: Er, It’s mostly chat about Buffy and Star Trek.
Day 27538: Oh wow, billionaires made a giant Paedo Etch a Sketch out of the internet and drained the oceans to do it.
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The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights
![[Cartoon strip pastiche of the Highway Code, with illustrations describing the text]
[Title panel]:
The Highway Code
Rule number 112b:
LED headlights
In recent years, many
new cars have been fitted with extra-bright LED headlights.
LED headlights increase safety by illuminating every detail of the road ahead
Including the face of the person driving a metal box towards you at a combined speed of 80mph
Whom you have just blinded with your LED headlights.
LED headlights must be fitted at eye-level on a great big murderous wall of car.
[Show a car crumpling into the front of a high-fronted SUV, bathed in light from the blinding headlamps]
They must be permanently on full beam, because you are insane.
And they should be bright enough to make other drivers think they are ascending into a blinding vortex of alien light
Like them old people in the classic Ron Howard film, Cocoon (1985).
[Show illustration of the final scene where the older people on the boat are being yoinked up into the blindingly-illuminated cloaca of the big spaceship]
So remember: you must use LED headlights
To prevent everyone from not crashing into you.
[Image shows this happening]
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidg3mni5yt6nxmwoqrv66uzimyblbekeeffqwtclshd42bl2cr4qa@jpeg)
January 12, 2026 at 11:52 AM
The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights
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This is why the Catholic Church has lasted over two thousand years.
AMDG
AMDG
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
January 11, 2026 at 9:30 AM
This is why the Catholic Church has lasted over two thousand years.
AMDG
AMDG
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America is in need of its greatest hero. Absent too long. Everything is in danger of collapsing. The final end. Who can save you now?
<off in the distance, a cry is heard on the wind>
Dahn Dahn DAAAAAAAAAAAHN
<off in the distance, a cry is heard on the wind>
Dahn Dahn DAAAAAAAAAAAHN
January 7, 2026 at 1:14 PM
America is in need of its greatest hero. Absent too long. Everything is in danger of collapsing. The final end. Who can save you now?
<off in the distance, a cry is heard on the wind>
Dahn Dahn DAAAAAAAAAAAHN
<off in the distance, a cry is heard on the wind>
Dahn Dahn DAAAAAAAAAAAHN
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THUCYDIDES: In my book I described the Sicilian Expedition where you invade a basically random and sort of distant country to try to loot it as a cautionary tale
DIPSHITS: At long last, we have done the Sicilian Expedition from the classic of military history Don't Do The Sicilian Expedition
DIPSHITS: At long last, we have done the Sicilian Expedition from the classic of military history Don't Do The Sicilian Expedition
THUCYDIDES: In my book I invented the Melian Dialogue as a cautionary tale
DIPSHITS TALKING ABOUT IR WHO WANT TO SOUND SMART: At long last, we have done the Melian Dialogue from the classic book Don't Do the Melian Dialogue
DIPSHITS TALKING ABOUT IR WHO WANT TO SOUND SMART: At long last, we have done the Melian Dialogue from the classic book Don't Do the Melian Dialogue
The Melian Dialogue has a similar role to the Clausewitz quote about “politics by other means” - it exists to give a bit of frisson and even sexual pleasure to morons who have never read those quotes in context but who are still desperate to sound smart.
January 7, 2026 at 5:05 AM
THUCYDIDES: In my book I described the Sicilian Expedition where you invade a basically random and sort of distant country to try to loot it as a cautionary tale
DIPSHITS: At long last, we have done the Sicilian Expedition from the classic of military history Don't Do The Sicilian Expedition
DIPSHITS: At long last, we have done the Sicilian Expedition from the classic of military history Don't Do The Sicilian Expedition
Yes. This would be my favourite channel.
What I want is a TV documentary channel entirely devoted to documentaries with no quick-cut montages of everything about to happen, which don't give a fuck about keeping my attention, presented by extremely knowledgeable people in a terrible mood who have no interest in trying to make me like them.
January 1, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Yes. This would be my favourite channel.
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FENTON! FENTON!
JESUS CHRIST FENTON!!!
JESUS CHRIST FENTON!!!
December 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
FENTON! FENTON!
JESUS CHRIST FENTON!!!
JESUS CHRIST FENTON!!!
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Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
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I know she's contentious but it's amazing the amount of stuff people make up about a woman who has been openly funding just this for practically her entire life after success. The temptation to lie about your ideological enemies needs to be resisted. It's still harmful even if it's for the cause.
December 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I know she's contentious but it's amazing the amount of stuff people make up about a woman who has been openly funding just this for practically her entire life after success. The temptation to lie about your ideological enemies needs to be resisted. It's still harmful even if it's for the cause.
If you're at a loose end and want an entertaining, silly but Christmassy watch, I recommend There's Something In The Barn.
No spoilers but #TeamTomte
No spoilers but #TeamTomte
December 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If you're at a loose end and want an entertaining, silly but Christmassy watch, I recommend There's Something In The Barn.
No spoilers but #TeamTomte
No spoilers but #TeamTomte
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And Tiny Tim, who did not die, because
December 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did not die, because
Our neighbours Akita has a Christmas jumper.
This is important news.
This is important news.
December 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Our neighbours Akita has a Christmas jumper.
This is important news.
This is important news.
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Story from Joolz Denby over on Facebook. A bad day at TotP in 1985 with New Model Army, and Chris Rea suddenly appearing and being compassionate and gernerally decent.
December 23, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Story from Joolz Denby over on Facebook. A bad day at TotP in 1985 with New Model Army, and Chris Rea suddenly appearing and being compassionate and gernerally decent.
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Unscheduled mince pies.
No regrets.
No regrets.
December 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Unscheduled mince pies.
No regrets.
No regrets.
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When you put Scrappy Doo, 20 Bensons, and Goebbels in a Hadron Collider, and press GO.
September 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
When you put Scrappy Doo, 20 Bensons, and Goebbels in a Hadron Collider, and press GO.