Jason Heeley
@jaseheeley.bsky.social
Intermittent illustrator and cat treat administrator. Sumptuously upholstered.
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Jason Heeley
@jaseheeley.bsky.social
· Aug 6
Don't mind me, I'm just reposting some art so I can make it my pinned post...
I'm being offered a choice of watching a three-year-old weather forecast, or a three-year-old.
Stupid algorithm.
Stupid algorithm.
December 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I'm being offered a choice of watching a three-year-old weather forecast, or a three-year-old.
Stupid algorithm.
Stupid algorithm.
At 52, living in a tumultuous world in which old suretys are crumbling, it doesn't take much to put a lump in my throat. A bunch of Scandinavian pilots just did though. Permission for bottom lip to wobble, sir? www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWVL...
December 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
At 52, living in a tumultuous world in which old suretys are crumbling, it doesn't take much to put a lump in my throat. A bunch of Scandinavian pilots just did though. Permission for bottom lip to wobble, sir? www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWVL...
Anyway, the algorithm decided I needed to listen to Angry Anderson's "Suddenly" and you know what? I probably did.
December 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Anyway, the algorithm decided I needed to listen to Angry Anderson's "Suddenly" and you know what? I probably did.
Going through some folders of digital snaps I've taken over the years and found one I took of an impressively dilapidated old house in Sheffield in 2012. According to Streetview, unsurprisingly, nature has done a lot more work since then - and in a way, aren't we ALL that house?
December 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Going through some folders of digital snaps I've taken over the years and found one I took of an impressively dilapidated old house in Sheffield in 2012. According to Streetview, unsurprisingly, nature has done a lot more work since then - and in a way, aren't we ALL that house?
One thing I do know, is that after a 750ml bottle of Sainsbury's 7.9% Celebration Ale and BBC Four's supernatural marathon, I'm feeling very Christmassy. Very Christmassy indeed.
December 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
One thing I do know, is that after a 750ml bottle of Sainsbury's 7.9% Celebration Ale and BBC Four's supernatural marathon, I'm feeling very Christmassy. Very Christmassy indeed.
I for one am glad I'll never have to serve on a Fart class Battleship.
December 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I for one am glad I'll never have to serve on a Fart class Battleship.
Watching this. It's a coastline I know fairly well, but in common with Simon Armitage "I haven't got the right sized legs for steps. I'm the wrong guage." www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
Winter Walks - Series 1: Simon Armitage
Poet laureate Simon Armitage takes a walk along Yorkshire’s enchanting and historic frontier with the North Sea.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Watching this. It's a coastline I know fairly well, but in common with Simon Armitage "I haven't got the right sized legs for steps. I'm the wrong guage." www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
Reposted by Jason Heeley
Happy winter solstice ☀️ 🌙
December 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Happy winter solstice ☀️ 🌙
Probably a generational thing, but that might actually be the most Christmassy concept I've ever seen.
Very much here for the idea of a Shared Universe uniting David Bowie's bescarfed intro to The Snowman and Paul McCartney rifling through that box of Rupert Bear annuals to the accompaniment of a sort of Coronation Street version of We All Stand Together.
December 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Probably a generational thing, but that might actually be the most Christmassy concept I've ever seen.
Stern reminder to people who make infomercials: no cleaning product is a "game changer". Cleaning is not a game.
December 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Stern reminder to people who make infomercials: no cleaning product is a "game changer". Cleaning is not a game.
This is fantastic too. You're missing out on some real visual treasure if you're not following Mike's account.
It looks like a #ChristmasParty to me @arascot.bsky.social A 1954 advert with the whole of the Schweppe family around the Schweppervescent table ready to party! Artwork by Sheila Robinson of the Great Bardfield Artists group in Essex. #ArchiveAdvertCalendar
flic.kr/p/2iUiKAn
flic.kr/p/2iUiKAn
December 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This is fantastic too. You're missing out on some real visual treasure if you're not following Mike's account.
"London Transport Food Production Centre" is the most gloriously municipal reminder of a lost age.
@arascot.bsky.social I suppose one #ChristmasTradition is making the Christmas Pudding! From when London Transport used to make its own (& many more food products as well) here's the lid from one, complete with the holly & the roundel. #ArchiveAdventCalendar #London #Transport
↘️ flic.kr/p/92RLmC
↘️ flic.kr/p/92RLmC
December 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"London Transport Food Production Centre" is the most gloriously municipal reminder of a lost age.
If I'm honest, it's very difficult to resist just sitting and eating it like a Mars bar.
December 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If I'm honest, it's very difficult to resist just sitting and eating it like a Mars bar.
"Get out of there you little orange bastard" I grumbled a few minutes ago, trying to extract a reticent baked bean from the bottom of the tin.
Immediately realised it's a phrase for out times, isn't it?
Immediately realised it's a phrase for out times, isn't it?
December 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"Get out of there you little orange bastard" I grumbled a few minutes ago, trying to extract a reticent baked bean from the bottom of the tin.
Immediately realised it's a phrase for out times, isn't it?
Immediately realised it's a phrase for out times, isn't it?
I had no idea that clips of televised fights could be transcendently beautiful, but apparently they're like buses.
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I had no idea that clips of televised fights could be transcendently beautiful, but apparently they're like buses.
Oh, grow up, you oversized paper nappy.
December 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Oh, grow up, you oversized paper nappy.
I've just learned there's something in the world of pastries known as a "Swedish Tea Ring", which simultaneously looks amazing and sounds frankly filthy. Look at this one for example - somebody made a right old mess when they were glazing that hole.
December 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I've just learned there's something in the world of pastries known as a "Swedish Tea Ring", which simultaneously looks amazing and sounds frankly filthy. Look at this one for example - somebody made a right old mess when they were glazing that hole.
Reposted by Jason Heeley
A Lostwave puzzle for you all on this Saturday afternoon. This sounds very much like a Madchester/baggy era band, and I get the feeling that when (if?) it's eventually unveiled I'll kick myself, but I'm completely drawing blanks.
Anyone know? @outonbluesix.bsky.social?
youtu.be/zDTOMjFmly4?...
Anyone know? @outonbluesix.bsky.social?
youtu.be/zDTOMjFmly4?...
Unidentified Song ("All Alone")
YouTube video by q
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
A Lostwave puzzle for you all on this Saturday afternoon. This sounds very much like a Madchester/baggy era band, and I get the feeling that when (if?) it's eventually unveiled I'll kick myself, but I'm completely drawing blanks.
Anyone know? @outonbluesix.bsky.social?
youtu.be/zDTOMjFmly4?...
Anyone know? @outonbluesix.bsky.social?
youtu.be/zDTOMjFmly4?...
"You blockhead, Charlie Brown!"
December 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
"You blockhead, Charlie Brown!"
Flatus Quo, more like. Should've packed it in after "Pictures of Matchstick Men" lads - that was your peak by many miles.
December 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Flatus Quo, more like. Should've packed it in after "Pictures of Matchstick Men" lads - that was your peak by many miles.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Oh great. Bastard Ewoks.
Oh great. Bastard Ewoks.
December 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Oh great. Bastard Ewoks.
Oh great. Bastard Ewoks.