André Schäfer
@direllama.bsky.social
Playing games or thinking about playing games. Books, films and music. Also additive manufacturing and databases.
Fix your heart or die.
Fix your heart or die.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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I regret to inform you that “1979” by Smashing Pumpkins was released in 1996, which is now 30 years ago. Meaning a similar song released in 2026 would be called “2009”
February 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I regret to inform you that “1979” by Smashing Pumpkins was released in 1996, which is now 30 years ago. Meaning a similar song released in 2026 would be called “2009”
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Müllermilch-Gründer greift @campact.de an.
Theo Müller geht gegen Kampagne vor. Man soll nicht mehr sagen, dass er die rechtsextreme AfD unterstützt.
🤝 Teile diesen Beitrag, damit noch mehr Leute über die AfD-Unterstützung des #Müllermilch Gründers Bescheid wissen.
www.campact.de/blog/2025/09...
Theo Müller geht gegen Kampagne vor. Man soll nicht mehr sagen, dass er die rechtsextreme AfD unterstützt.
🤝 Teile diesen Beitrag, damit noch mehr Leute über die AfD-Unterstützung des #Müllermilch Gründers Bescheid wissen.
www.campact.de/blog/2025/09...
Müllermilch feiert die AfD
Müllermilch & AfD – was viele nicht wissen: Mit jedem Kauf landet Geld bei einem Unternehmer, der eng mit Alice Weidel & Co. verbandelt ist. Dazu kommen Millionen-Spenden von Unternehmern, die die AfD...
www.campact.de
January 31, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Müllermilch-Gründer greift @campact.de an.
Theo Müller geht gegen Kampagne vor. Man soll nicht mehr sagen, dass er die rechtsextreme AfD unterstützt.
🤝 Teile diesen Beitrag, damit noch mehr Leute über die AfD-Unterstützung des #Müllermilch Gründers Bescheid wissen.
www.campact.de/blog/2025/09...
Theo Müller geht gegen Kampagne vor. Man soll nicht mehr sagen, dass er die rechtsextreme AfD unterstützt.
🤝 Teile diesen Beitrag, damit noch mehr Leute über die AfD-Unterstützung des #Müllermilch Gründers Bescheid wissen.
www.campact.de/blog/2025/09...
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The climatologist told me
historians
will wonder
why we didn’t do more.
The epidemiologist told me
historians
will wonder
why we didn’t do more.
The activist told me
historians
will wonder
why we didn’t do more.
The historian told me
that nobody
listens to historians.
historians
will wonder
why we didn’t do more.
The epidemiologist told me
historians
will wonder
why we didn’t do more.
The activist told me
historians
will wonder
why we didn’t do more.
The historian told me
that nobody
listens to historians.
January 28, 2026 at 7:13 PM
The climatologist told me
historians
will wonder
why we didn’t do more.
The epidemiologist told me
historians
will wonder
why we didn’t do more.
The activist told me
historians
will wonder
why we didn’t do more.
The historian told me
that nobody
listens to historians.
historians
will wonder
why we didn’t do more.
The epidemiologist told me
historians
will wonder
why we didn’t do more.
The activist told me
historians
will wonder
why we didn’t do more.
The historian told me
that nobody
listens to historians.
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These are the same picture.
January 25, 2026 at 7:20 PM
These are the same picture.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
I ended up on a blocklist for AI haters! I feel validated!🥳
January 23, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I ended up on a blocklist for AI haters! I feel validated!🥳
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We’ve really been trying to hurt it.
Thanks for noticing.
It means a lot.
Thanks for noticing.
It means a lot.
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 21, 2026 at 9:52 PM
We’ve really been trying to hurt it.
Thanks for noticing.
It means a lot.
Thanks for noticing.
It means a lot.
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
For all my English lit homies.
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM
For all my English lit homies.
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.
January 15, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.
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Why I love Alan Moore...
January 10, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Why I love Alan Moore...
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Indonesia teaching the EU a lesson about human rights and how to deal with corporations that that think they are above the law.
“The government views non-consensual deepfake sexual practices as a serious violation of human rights, dignity, and national security in the digital space.”
Indonesia has blocked X. More countries should follow its lead — and not just temporarily.
Indonesia has blocked X. More countries should follow its lead — and not just temporarily.
Elon Musk’s Grok AI Blocked in Indonesia Over Sexualized Content
Indonesia blocked access to Grok after an investigation into the artificial intelligence system’s generation of sexual content.
www.bloomberg.com
January 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Indonesia teaching the EU a lesson about human rights and how to deal with corporations that that think they are above the law.
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Definitely offer them some response on their consideration of incorporating plagiarism machines that are destroying the environment to provide tools that most people don't want.
Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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January 10, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Definitely offer them some response on their consideration of incorporating plagiarism machines that are destroying the environment to provide tools that most people don't want.
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This is Porter. He became paralyzed after a spinal stroke. After weeks of physical therapy, this was the moment he realized he can feel his legs again. 14/10 we're so happy for him (IG: emmagraceferguson_)
January 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
This is Porter. He became paralyzed after a spinal stroke. After weeks of physical therapy, this was the moment he realized he can feel his legs again. 14/10 we're so happy for him (IG: emmagraceferguson_)
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Ist Elli Linksterroristin?
January 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Ist Elli Linksterroristin?
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Alles beginnt damit, dass Lügen keine Konsequenzen mehr haben.
January 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Alles beginnt damit, dass Lügen keine Konsequenzen mehr haben.
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Shout-out to everyone who's tired as fuck of only seeing the first four lines of this poem shared around.
January 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Shout-out to everyone who's tired as fuck of only seeing the first four lines of this poem shared around.
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It's the 3rd of January 1939, your name is professor James Smith and you are staring at a drawing of a fish. It's not a regular fish. It is a completely impossible fish.
January 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
It's the 3rd of January 1939, your name is professor James Smith and you are staring at a drawing of a fish. It's not a regular fish. It is a completely impossible fish.
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You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
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Knapp 25000, fehlen noch 5000.
Jetzt bitte alle nochmal teilen und Reichweite spenden! (jetzt mit richtigem, zitierten Post.)
Jetzt bitte alle nochmal teilen und Reichweite spenden! (jetzt mit richtigem, zitierten Post.)
Dringende Bitte an alle Allys, diese Petition direkt beim Bundestag mit zu unterzeichnen. Da sie im Petitionsportal des BT ist, muss der sich bei Erreichen der nötigen Unterzeichnerzahl damit befassen.
Es braucht aber eine Registrierung (per E-Mail-Bestätigung). Die ist aber für genau die >
Es braucht aber eine Registrierung (per E-Mail-Bestätigung). Die ist aber für genau die >
Petitionen: Verwendung von Cookies nicht aktiviert
epetitionen.bundestag.de
January 4, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Knapp 25000, fehlen noch 5000.
Jetzt bitte alle nochmal teilen und Reichweite spenden! (jetzt mit richtigem, zitierten Post.)
Jetzt bitte alle nochmal teilen und Reichweite spenden! (jetzt mit richtigem, zitierten Post.)
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Deine Mudder is komplex, Friedrich.
Statement von Bundeskanzler Merz zum US-Angriff auf Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Deine Mudder is komplex, Friedrich.
I snorted my drink
It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize
January 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I snorted my drink
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Dringende Bitte an alle Allys, diese Petition direkt beim Bundestag mit zu unterzeichnen. Da sie im Petitionsportal des BT ist, muss der sich bei Erreichen der nötigen Unterzeichnerzahl damit befassen.
Es braucht aber eine Registrierung (per E-Mail-Bestätigung). Die ist aber für genau die >
Es braucht aber eine Registrierung (per E-Mail-Bestätigung). Die ist aber für genau die >
Petitionen: Verwendung von Cookies nicht aktiviert
epetitionen.bundestag.de
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Dringende Bitte an alle Allys, diese Petition direkt beim Bundestag mit zu unterzeichnen. Da sie im Petitionsportal des BT ist, muss der sich bei Erreichen der nötigen Unterzeichnerzahl damit befassen.
Es braucht aber eine Registrierung (per E-Mail-Bestätigung). Die ist aber für genau die >
Es braucht aber eine Registrierung (per E-Mail-Bestätigung). Die ist aber für genau die >