Daniel Feldsien
@dfeldsien.bsky.social
Writer/filmmaker in the middle of nowhere, which is one of the smaller markets. Freelance video editor, St. Louis native.
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If you think overpopulation is a real problem I instantly lose a huge amount of respect for you.
Got to use my game meat rub.
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Got to use my game meat rub.
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The President has pardoned the Thanksgiving turkey for its participation in the January 6 riots after the turkey agreed to donate $100,000 for construction on the new White House ballroom
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The President has pardoned the Thanksgiving turkey for its participation in the January 6 riots after the turkey agreed to donate $100,000 for construction on the new White House ballroom
Been three weeks, I will now explain that the joke was the Merovingian dynasty of 7th century Gaul.
The guy who made a digital pie that makes you cum.
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Been three weeks, I will now explain that the joke was the Merovingian dynasty of 7th century Gaul.
Black Friday is a good time to find out what mailing lists you still need to unsubscribe from.
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Black Friday is a good time to find out what mailing lists you still need to unsubscribe from.
The funniest thing about the Joker is that no one knows his real name, but all his paperwork is in order.
I have seen this character use a credit card, pay his taxes, buy stock, put deposit down on a car, and even work at the DMV.
I have seen this character use a credit card, pay his taxes, buy stock, put deposit down on a car, and even work at the DMV.
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The funniest thing about the Joker is that no one knows his real name, but all his paperwork is in order.
I have seen this character use a credit card, pay his taxes, buy stock, put deposit down on a car, and even work at the DMV.
I have seen this character use a credit card, pay his taxes, buy stock, put deposit down on a car, and even work at the DMV.
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Every recent "culture war" was driven by bots.
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Every recent "culture war" was driven by bots.
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I hate how much the AI stuff at this point is pure religious belief, because you just cannot reason with anyone who thinks that the only thing between us and utopia is a few trillion more graphics cards and millions of terawatts.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I hate how much the AI stuff at this point is pure religious belief, because you just cannot reason with anyone who thinks that the only thing between us and utopia is a few trillion more graphics cards and millions of terawatts.
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In the year 2000, the pronunciation of “toucan” was officially changed to “toukay”. Now you may well ask…. why toukay?
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
In the year 2000, the pronunciation of “toucan” was officially changed to “toukay”. Now you may well ask…. why toukay?
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I joined SCA and I need to start getting weird about it:
Who are some genuine medieval authors I should check out (and good translations into modern-ish English), especially major Church figures?
Who are some genuine medieval authors I should check out (and good translations into modern-ish English), especially major Church figures?
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I joined SCA and I need to start getting weird about it:
Who are some genuine medieval authors I should check out (and good translations into modern-ish English), especially major Church figures?
Who are some genuine medieval authors I should check out (and good translations into modern-ish English), especially major Church figures?
TLDR;
Not all Italian-Americans are Catholic, but it seems weird when they're not right?
Not all Italian-Americans are Catholic, but it seems weird when they're not right?
There are three distinct versions of Mario to consider for this question:
Are the Mario Bros Catholic?
Are the Mario Bros Catholic?
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
TLDR;
Not all Italian-Americans are Catholic, but it seems weird when they're not right?
Not all Italian-Americans are Catholic, but it seems weird when they're not right?
There are three distinct versions of Mario to consider for this question:
Are the Mario Bros Catholic?
Are the Mario Bros Catholic?
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
There are three distinct versions of Mario to consider for this question:
Are the Mario Bros Catholic?
Are the Mario Bros Catholic?
“Crap the Time Machine only sent us back a year? Now we’re stuck in late 2024. What good will that-“
Me on the phone with a broker: “HOW MUCH STOCK IN PISTACHIOS CAN I BUY?????”
Me on the phone with a broker: “HOW MUCH STOCK IN PISTACHIOS CAN I BUY?????”
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
“Crap the Time Machine only sent us back a year? Now we’re stuck in late 2024. What good will that-“
Me on the phone with a broker: “HOW MUCH STOCK IN PISTACHIOS CAN I BUY?????”
Me on the phone with a broker: “HOW MUCH STOCK IN PISTACHIOS CAN I BUY?????”
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There is a species of democrat that would rather spend the rest of their lives praying at the alter of any rebublican that says a negative thing about trump than devote one cent or second of their time to a progressive candidate in their own state who has been on the right side of history from jump.
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
There is a species of democrat that would rather spend the rest of their lives praying at the alter of any rebublican that says a negative thing about trump than devote one cent or second of their time to a progressive candidate in their own state who has been on the right side of history from jump.
Trump:
if god is dead then who keeps smiting me
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Trump:
I joined SCA and I need to start getting weird about it:
Who are some genuine medieval authors I should check out (and good translations into modern-ish English), especially major Church figures?
Who are some genuine medieval authors I should check out (and good translations into modern-ish English), especially major Church figures?
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I joined SCA and I need to start getting weird about it:
Who are some genuine medieval authors I should check out (and good translations into modern-ish English), especially major Church figures?
Who are some genuine medieval authors I should check out (and good translations into modern-ish English), especially major Church figures?
The economy was scrapped for parts in 2008 and never actually recovered.
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The economy was scrapped for parts in 2008 and never actually recovered.
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Top five film Genres:
The protaganist gets the shit beat out of him constantly
SciFi Technobabble handwaving to explore the human experience
A man gotta have a code
Apocalypse with jokes
Everyone In this movie deserves death
The protaganist gets the shit beat out of him constantly
SciFi Technobabble handwaving to explore the human experience
A man gotta have a code
Apocalypse with jokes
Everyone In this movie deserves death
Top 5 Film Genres:
Average Joes ineptly involved with crime
Yearning and Burning
The Vibes Are Off
Arty But Not Too Arty
Hotel Transylvania
Average Joes ineptly involved with crime
Yearning and Burning
The Vibes Are Off
Arty But Not Too Arty
Hotel Transylvania
Top 5 Film Genres:
Finish The Puzzle And Die!
Never Mind "What Is It?" Just Eat It
Henge-porn
These Ghosts Are NOT A Trauma-Metaphor
If You Go To That Cabin The Trees Will Try To Fuck You!
Finish The Puzzle And Die!
Never Mind "What Is It?" Just Eat It
Henge-porn
These Ghosts Are NOT A Trauma-Metaphor
If You Go To That Cabin The Trees Will Try To Fuck You!
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Top five film Genres:
The protaganist gets the shit beat out of him constantly
SciFi Technobabble handwaving to explore the human experience
A man gotta have a code
Apocalypse with jokes
Everyone In this movie deserves death
The protaganist gets the shit beat out of him constantly
SciFi Technobabble handwaving to explore the human experience
A man gotta have a code
Apocalypse with jokes
Everyone In this movie deserves death
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When you’ve spent a lifetime internalizing 3rd Way’s core proposition that “leadership sometimes requires cruelty” it makes sense you come to believe its reciprocal that “being cruel means you sometimes get to be leader.”
The Sun has been told Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will on Monday propose confiscating jewellery, watches, necklaces from asylum seekers to meet asylum costs
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
When you’ve spent a lifetime internalizing 3rd Way’s core proposition that “leadership sometimes requires cruelty” it makes sense you come to believe its reciprocal that “being cruel means you sometimes get to be leader.”
Funny little statement without the context.
I have 3 daughters, currently aged 16, 14 and 8.
They are ALL children.
They are ALL children.
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Funny little statement without the context.
I don’t say “grape” or “unalive” or “ga” or “tape”.
If I don’t speak frankly about the terrible things in this world, ITS A TYPO BECAUSE AUTOCORRECT CHICKENED OUT.
If I don’t speak frankly about the terrible things in this world, ITS A TYPO BECAUSE AUTOCORRECT CHICKENED OUT.
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I don’t say “grape” or “unalive” or “ga” or “tape”.
If I don’t speak frankly about the terrible things in this world, ITS A TYPO BECAUSE AUTOCORRECT CHICKENED OUT.
If I don’t speak frankly about the terrible things in this world, ITS A TYPO BECAUSE AUTOCORRECT CHICKENED OUT.
It’s me, I’m the insatiable hare.
In rapid order, a full currant and berry pie, a plate of dried fruits, a big pitcher of plum an' gooseberry cordial, and an enormous shrimp and mushroom pastie were devoured by the insatiable hare.
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It’s me, I’m the insatiable hare.
Cavaliers love to sit on your shoulder like a parrot.
Until you stand up.
Until you stand up.
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Cavaliers love to sit on your shoulder like a parrot.
Until you stand up.
Until you stand up.
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very funny to deny that Bubba refers to Clinton but not clear up whether Trump giving head was a bit
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
very funny to deny that Bubba refers to Clinton but not clear up whether Trump giving head was a bit
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Pedophiles on X this week:
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Pedophiles on X this week:
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feeling my soul leave my body while all the republicans are doing “I’m spartacus!” but for rape
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
feeling my soul leave my body while all the republicans are doing “I’m spartacus!” but for rape