Daniel Feldsien
@dfeldsien.bsky.social
Writer/filmmaker in the middle of nowhere, which is one of the smaller markets. Freelance video editor, St. Louis native.
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Got to use my game meat rub.
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Got to use my game meat rub.
You sure about that?
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You sure about that?
I lied, you can't escape number 4:
The 1993 Super Mario Bros Movie has the definitive answer. Both Mario and Luigi wear not just crosses, but Crucifixes. Several characters even Cross themselves.
I declare them Catholic.
The 1993 Super Mario Bros Movie has the definitive answer. Both Mario and Luigi wear not just crosses, but Crucifixes. Several characters even Cross themselves.
I declare them Catholic.
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I lied, you can't escape number 4:
The 1993 Super Mario Bros Movie has the definitive answer. Both Mario and Luigi wear not just crosses, but Crucifixes. Several characters even Cross themselves.
I declare them Catholic.
The 1993 Super Mario Bros Movie has the definitive answer. Both Mario and Luigi wear not just crosses, but Crucifixes. Several characters even Cross themselves.
I declare them Catholic.
Reverse angle ain't helping me either tbh
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Reverse angle ain't helping me either tbh
I acknowledge the same negative evidence I put on the show's set:
No candles, no Saint icons, or crosses on any of these peoples' necks.
No candles, no Saint icons, or crosses on any of these peoples' necks.
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I acknowledge the same negative evidence I put on the show's set:
No candles, no Saint icons, or crosses on any of these peoples' necks.
No candles, no Saint icons, or crosses on any of these peoples' necks.
Third is Illumination Mario, and I think based on the dinner scene they're the same as the show:
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Third is Illumination Mario, and I think based on the dinner scene they're the same as the show:
They then however call in a fortune teller to see if they're gonna win, a strict no-no from the Catholic Church.
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
They then however call in a fortune teller to see if they're gonna win, a strict no-no from the Catholic Church.
We know they attend A church, because in the episode "Fortune Teller" they enter a church raffle.
The top three prizes share many similarities with Major parish raffles, but idk how unusual it is that Mario calls it a "church raffle" and not "parish raffle"
The top three prizes share many similarities with Major parish raffles, but idk how unusual it is that Mario calls it a "church raffle" and not "parish raffle"
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
We know they attend A church, because in the episode "Fortune Teller" they enter a church raffle.
The top three prizes share many similarities with Major parish raffles, but idk how unusual it is that Mario calls it a "church raffle" and not "parish raffle"
The top three prizes share many similarities with Major parish raffles, but idk how unusual it is that Mario calls it a "church raffle" and not "parish raffle"
Next we have live-action Mario from the Super Mario Brothers Super Show:
They physically live in Brooklyn, still working on plumbing, and go to the MK as needed. (where they become cartoons for a bit)
They physically live in Brooklyn, still working on plumbing, and go to the MK as needed. (where they become cartoons for a bit)
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Next we have live-action Mario from the Super Mario Brothers Super Show:
They physically live in Brooklyn, still working on plumbing, and go to the MK as needed. (where they become cartoons for a bit)
They physically live in Brooklyn, still working on plumbing, and go to the MK as needed. (where they become cartoons for a bit)
Since neither him nor Luigi are ordained, he would also be unable to take Communion or Confession in Mushroom Kingdom, and it';s easy to imagine them both simply losing the faith.
Furthermore, their home in Paper Mario, probably the Mario home you see inside of, has no Christian icons whatsoever.
Furthermore, their home in Paper Mario, probably the Mario home you see inside of, has no Christian icons whatsoever.
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Since neither him nor Luigi are ordained, he would also be unable to take Communion or Confession in Mushroom Kingdom, and it';s easy to imagine them both simply losing the faith.
Furthermore, their home in Paper Mario, probably the Mario home you see inside of, has no Christian icons whatsoever.
Furthermore, their home in Paper Mario, probably the Mario home you see inside of, has no Christian icons whatsoever.
While speaking English with a very heavy accent seems like an open and shut case, the only time you see him practicing any sort of religion is from some informational flash cards where he was giving an overview of MANY different religions.
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
While speaking English with a very heavy accent seems like an open and shut case, the only time you see him practicing any sort of religion is from some informational flash cards where he was giving an overview of MANY different religions.
First up is video game Mario:
The most prominent and long-lasting, he grew up Brooklyn-ish, came through a pipe, and now permanently lives in the Mushroom Kingdom with his brother. There is so much Italian in his -American if you told me both his parents were from Napoli I'd believe you.
The most prominent and long-lasting, he grew up Brooklyn-ish, came through a pipe, and now permanently lives in the Mushroom Kingdom with his brother. There is so much Italian in his -American if you told me both his parents were from Napoli I'd believe you.
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
First up is video game Mario:
The most prominent and long-lasting, he grew up Brooklyn-ish, came through a pipe, and now permanently lives in the Mushroom Kingdom with his brother. There is so much Italian in his -American if you told me both his parents were from Napoli I'd believe you.
The most prominent and long-lasting, he grew up Brooklyn-ish, came through a pipe, and now permanently lives in the Mushroom Kingdom with his brother. There is so much Italian in his -American if you told me both his parents were from Napoli I'd believe you.
I made homemade shortbread.
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I made homemade shortbread.
I don’t have photoshop anymore, use your imagination.
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I don’t have photoshop anymore, use your imagination.
The tutorial level for Wolfenstein (2017) is pretty funny if you know German.
At least until you get to the gas chamber.
At least until you get to the gas chamber.
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The tutorial level for Wolfenstein (2017) is pretty funny if you know German.
At least until you get to the gas chamber.
At least until you get to the gas chamber.
Got hungover and bought a radioactive juicer at a garage sale.
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Got hungover and bought a radioactive juicer at a garage sale.
So just to confirm...
Bill Clinton is sometimes called Bubba?
Bill Clinton is sometimes called Bubba?
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
So just to confirm...
Bill Clinton is sometimes called Bubba?
Bill Clinton is sometimes called Bubba?
God cares about it.
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
God cares about it.
This frayed bit of string on my couch looks like the Loch Ness monster.
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This frayed bit of string on my couch looks like the Loch Ness monster.
I know my Love Language is gift-giving because my answer to being bummed out was to get my dog a little hoodie.
October 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I know my Love Language is gift-giving because my answer to being bummed out was to get my dog a little hoodie.
Jesus made wine to keep a party going, and it was stated to be the Good Shit. Jesus cursed a tree for having the nerve to not give him a fig when he wanted one. Jesus roasted fish posthumously for the homies. Jesus celebrated every Jewish Feast day.
Good food is Christ-like.
Good food is Christ-like.
October 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Jesus made wine to keep a party going, and it was stated to be the Good Shit. Jesus cursed a tree for having the nerve to not give him a fig when he wanted one. Jesus roasted fish posthumously for the homies. Jesus celebrated every Jewish Feast day.
Good food is Christ-like.
Good food is Christ-like.
Is this proof that some aide in the Trump admin googled "3d model AI", clicked on the first site, which is Meshy.ai, put in this exact prompt, and hastily sent the screenshot to the press?
No.
but me doing exactly that looks really fucking similar don't it?
No.
but me doing exactly that looks really fucking similar don't it?
October 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Is this proof that some aide in the Trump admin googled "3d model AI", clicked on the first site, which is Meshy.ai, put in this exact prompt, and hastily sent the screenshot to the press?
No.
but me doing exactly that looks really fucking similar don't it?
No.
but me doing exactly that looks really fucking similar don't it?
She used to be smaller 🥹
October 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
She used to be smaller 🥹