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Daniel Feldsien
@dfeldsien.bsky.social
Writer/filmmaker in the middle of nowhere, which is one of the smaller markets. Freelance video editor, St. Louis native.
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If you think overpopulation is a real problem I instantly lose a huge amount of respect for you.
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Adapted using the melody of a Welsh song about boobs. Thanks a lot, Puritans
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
MAGA: "oh yeah?? well what's an EIGHTH way you can link Trump to Epstein???"
December 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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We basically all have permission to do whatever Disney thing we want now. Just throw on a Sora logo to your Disney art and you’ll be safe
BREAKING: Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI, and will allow its iconic characters to be on the company's Sora AI video generator.
December 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I’m big enough to admit that the Grok logo is the only actually cool thing Musk has put into this world.
December 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
December 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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One of my contrarian beliefs is that tiktok made this all worse. People are willing (and not wrong) to ignore anonymous accounts, but there's really solid marketing research showing that if you see someone's face as they're talking to you in an add it dramatically makes them seem more credible.
so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
December 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Youtube, please don't make nazis more into anime and Japanese snacks. It's been a problem.
December 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Sounds like something willy Wonka would sing.
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The problem with Catholicism is that you SHOULD be able to have multiple Popes.
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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By Libby Kercher
December 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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So much of the hideous bullshit of modern business makes a lot more sense after you realize that the “customer“ for the products being peddled aren’t actual human beings that go “Oh, that looks good, I’ll buy that,” but the investors shoveling money into the burn pits of these go-nowhere companies.
December 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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imagine going to a kid's party in the summer and you're by the tree just splitting watermelons with your thighs the whole time. kids can just grab and go
December 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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uh oh
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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"You there, boy, what's today's stardate?"

"Why, it's Christmas Stardate!"
December 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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The marketized Critical Race Theory of the leftist paradigm is nothing but skeeting and an endless implosion into the sexy image of the self.
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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mfers really go on bluesky and say shit like "the comradery between women who are strangers to each other in public spaces is actually a bad thing"
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Been a while since I genuinely studied copyright law, but is Disney authorizing Sora to use their IPs going to lead to anything other than people having Mickey with a gun and Disney, the most litigious organization in history, now can’t sue them for it?
December 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Tired of ironing shit and smelling smoke.

It’s not that hot!!
My kingdom for items that are truly 100% cotton
December 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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missouri is like "oh you're tryna dip? what if I do this"
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Someone who’s never read a second book explain to me why you wouldn’t just drink Felix Felicia every morning?
December 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I should be more concerned, but the poetry of blue screening my PC by modding Cyberpunk too hard is just too good.
December 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM