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Dewey Cassady (Small Town DND)
@deweycassady.bsky.social
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Tragically obsessed with the Chicago Cubs.

Insta: https://www.instagram.com/dewey__cassady/profilecard/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
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The replies to this post are incredible. The weirdest people in the world calling bigotry over someone being like “why are you giving a cartoon dog boobs”
why though?
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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Watch this. Watch again.

"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
January 4, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Democrat leaders on this platform want you to believe they are the party of resistance while supporting genocide, rubber stamping Trump's nominees, folding on trans rights, using far-right rhetoric about migrants, working with mass surveillance companies, getting mad they weren't in on a coup.
January 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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the reason they don’t bother to manufacture the consent beforehand is that everyone just sort of does it for them post-facto now
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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Every reaction from any Democrat that stops short of impeachment is utterly disqualifying.
January 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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“Hello, I am a 27-year-old white man, the same type that has thrown racism at you for your entire life, what do you mean you won’t let me come in and film your children with my iPhone? I’m asking in a very ‘gotcha’ type way.”
December 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
December 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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why does the oven say piss…
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
December 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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China's High Speed Rail network has now surpassed 50,000 KM in length after opening 4 new lines. The country plans to hit 60,000 KM by 2030.

Spain is the #2 country in HSR length, with approx 5,000 KM.

Map below is a year out of date but shows how the network has evolved since 2008.
December 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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It's unfortunate that our funniest president is also our Hitler
Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election
December 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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The good news is that we don't need to read the report. Voters hate the party and we hate the leadership. The country is literally coming apart at the seams and we blame you. Entirely. Hide all you want, we know who's at fault. And we know who the consultants are. You're fucked. I promise.
BREAKING: The Democratic National Committee will NOT release its long-awaited autopsy on Trump's 2024 win. The report is completed but Dem leaders decided it could distract from their winning streak, so it will remain secret. Not good.

Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Dem Leaders Decide to Bury Damning Report on Why Trump Won in 2024
The Democratic National Committee has completed its long-awaited analysis on what went wrong in the 2024 campaign. But in a move that will attract intense criticism, it’s keeping the findings secret.
newrepublic.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Imagining sawing this beam off like Bugs Bunny.
December 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM