davidorlo
@davidorlo.bsky.social
I am the Earth Mother, and you are all flops
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davidorlo
@davidorlo.bsky.social
· Nov 7
For THIS I went on antidepressants?
Now I can't even kill myself!
Now I can't even kill myself!
“Battlefield Earth: The Musical!”
First he did a Capital One ad based on Saturday Night Fever. Now it’s Grease. You have to figure it will be Pulp Fiction next, then Urban Cowboy, The Boy in the Plastic Bubble and what? Battlefield Earth?
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
“Battlefield Earth: The Musical!”
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Guy who has loudly and repeatedly said his goal is to increase maternal mortality: I am going to enact policies that kill more women
Disturbingly many people: heh, does he realize his policies are going to actually hurt people? What a chump. That's not how to successfully help people survive.
Disturbingly many people: heh, does he realize his policies are going to actually hurt people? What a chump. That's not how to successfully help people survive.
October 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Guy who has loudly and repeatedly said his goal is to increase maternal mortality: I am going to enact policies that kill more women
Disturbingly many people: heh, does he realize his policies are going to actually hurt people? What a chump. That's not how to successfully help people survive.
Disturbingly many people: heh, does he realize his policies are going to actually hurt people? What a chump. That's not how to successfully help people survive.
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RFK's goal is to kill children, specifically sick children.
If you assumed that was *not* his goal, you'd think that he was failing at an entirely, completely different goal: not killing children.
If you assumed that was *not* his goal, you'd think that he was failing at an entirely, completely different goal: not killing children.
October 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
RFK's goal is to kill children, specifically sick children.
If you assumed that was *not* his goal, you'd think that he was failing at an entirely, completely different goal: not killing children.
If you assumed that was *not* his goal, you'd think that he was failing at an entirely, completely different goal: not killing children.
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The trouble is your shenanigans cause brouhahas.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The trouble is your shenanigans cause brouhahas.
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no one has even bothered trying to convince us there’s a threat from Venezuela. no weapons of mass destruction. nothing. just a war of choice because why not.
US operations against Venezuela to begin within days.
Covert ops the first move.
Covert ops the first move.
www.reuters.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
no one has even bothered trying to convince us there’s a threat from Venezuela. no weapons of mass destruction. nothing. just a war of choice because why not.
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Being left wing in America is surreal.
You can be working 12 hour shifts at Denny's and still get told that you're sheltered and out of touch by a man who has never used his sweat glands.
It must be how French peasants felt getting lectured by nobles and I totally understand why they killed them.
You can be working 12 hour shifts at Denny's and still get told that you're sheltered and out of touch by a man who has never used his sweat glands.
It must be how French peasants felt getting lectured by nobles and I totally understand why they killed them.
November 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Being left wing in America is surreal.
You can be working 12 hour shifts at Denny's and still get told that you're sheltered and out of touch by a man who has never used his sweat glands.
It must be how French peasants felt getting lectured by nobles and I totally understand why they killed them.
You can be working 12 hour shifts at Denny's and still get told that you're sheltered and out of touch by a man who has never used his sweat glands.
It must be how French peasants felt getting lectured by nobles and I totally understand why they killed them.
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Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
I hope Nigel Farage is repeatedly interrupted during his last words and is unable to tell his loved ones something he’s been dying to say.
I hope Nigel Farage comes back from the shopping only to realise he forgot the milk and has to go back out. And it's starting to rain.
I hope Nigel Farage keeps trying to open doors and having the handle come off so he can't
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I hope Nigel Farage is repeatedly interrupted during his last words and is unable to tell his loved ones something he’s been dying to say.
This headline is the shortest story Philip K. Dick ever wrote
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This headline is the shortest story Philip K. Dick ever wrote
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You can't even call for executions anymore because of woke
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You can't even call for executions anymore because of woke
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In 2012, Larry Summers said in an NYT op-ed that my bilingualism would become useless.
In 2025, I still have a full-time job as a translator and he is unemployed.
In 2025, I still have a full-time job as a translator and he is unemployed.
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
In 2012, Larry Summers said in an NYT op-ed that my bilingualism would become useless.
In 2025, I still have a full-time job as a translator and he is unemployed.
In 2025, I still have a full-time job as a translator and he is unemployed.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
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It has no arms, and you know what that means?
The centaur cannot hold.
The centaur cannot hold.
August 19, 2024 at 9:09 PM
It has no arms, and you know what that means?
The centaur cannot hold.
The centaur cannot hold.
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this is what the knights in chess are
August 17, 2023 at 10:16 PM
this is what the knights in chess are
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a) How can it possibly be that this is not a kink I have heard of.
b) Now the front-runner for my next tattoo.
b) Now the front-runner for my next tattoo.
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
a) How can it possibly be that this is not a kink I have heard of.
b) Now the front-runner for my next tattoo.
b) Now the front-runner for my next tattoo.
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I wish Fox News was just news about foxes.
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I wish Fox News was just news about foxes.
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It's funny, the Wikipedia for Black Mirror says "some critics have found the formulaic morality themes of the series obvious" and yet it's already clear that the series is *far* too subtle for techbros and their financial backers.
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It's funny, the Wikipedia for Black Mirror says "some critics have found the formulaic morality themes of the series obvious" and yet it's already clear that the series is *far* too subtle for techbros and their financial backers.
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
What a terrible day to know how to read
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And just like that, they stopped caring about emails.
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
And just like that, they stopped caring about emails.
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I don't trust anyone who doesn't admit having at some time in his life enjoyed trashy American movies; I don't trust any of the tastes of people who were born with such good taste that they didn't need to find their way through trash. (1969)
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I don't trust anyone who doesn't admit having at some time in his life enjoyed trashy American movies; I don't trust any of the tastes of people who were born with such good taste that they didn't need to find their way through trash. (1969)
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i swear, i throw the worst pity parties
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
i swear, i throw the worst pity parties
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Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.