davidorlo
@davidorlo.bsky.social
I am the Earth Mother, and you are all flops
I think “everything” is misspelled, probably an autocorrect fail.
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I think “everything” is misspelled, probably an autocorrect fail.
I want a concept compilation album of social media memey re-lyricizing of popular tunes and this one should absolutely be on there. Make it a fundraiser for a home for homeless ponies and you might be able to get Paul and Ringo.
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I want a concept compilation album of social media memey re-lyricizing of popular tunes and this one should absolutely be on there. Make it a fundraiser for a home for homeless ponies and you might be able to get Paul and Ringo.
Baby You’re a Rich Man — in part because I know all the other ones I might pick will be chosen by other people. This track is an under-appreciated gem.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ugZw...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ugZw...
Baby You're A Rich Man
YouTube video by The Beatles - Topic
m.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Baby You’re a Rich Man — in part because I know all the other ones I might pick will be chosen by other people. This track is an under-appreciated gem.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ugZw...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ugZw...
Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding. The cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?!” And Heisenberg says, “No, but I know where I am.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding. The cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?!” And Heisenberg says, “No, but I know where I am.”
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, somebody else does it.
How many politically correct white men? Just one, but he wears a condom and calls it love-making, not screwing.
How many politically correct white men? Just one, but he wears a condom and calls it love-making, not screwing.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, somebody else does it.
How many politically correct white men? Just one, but he wears a condom and calls it love-making, not screwing.
How many politically correct white men? Just one, but he wears a condom and calls it love-making, not screwing.
🏖️ ⛱️💧 🌦️ 💧 💩 🌧️🌂 💩 ⛈️☔️💧💨🌂💩💨💨💨💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
🏖️ ⛱️💧 🌦️ 💧 💩 🌧️🌂 💩 ⛈️☔️💧💨🌂💩💨💨💨💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
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Guy who has loudly and repeatedly said his goal is to increase maternal mortality: I am going to enact policies that kill more women
Disturbingly many people: heh, does he realize his policies are going to actually hurt people? What a chump. That's not how to successfully help people survive.
Disturbingly many people: heh, does he realize his policies are going to actually hurt people? What a chump. That's not how to successfully help people survive.
October 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Guy who has loudly and repeatedly said his goal is to increase maternal mortality: I am going to enact policies that kill more women
Disturbingly many people: heh, does he realize his policies are going to actually hurt people? What a chump. That's not how to successfully help people survive.
Disturbingly many people: heh, does he realize his policies are going to actually hurt people? What a chump. That's not how to successfully help people survive.
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RFK's goal is to kill children, specifically sick children.
If you assumed that was *not* his goal, you'd think that he was failing at an entirely, completely different goal: not killing children.
If you assumed that was *not* his goal, you'd think that he was failing at an entirely, completely different goal: not killing children.
October 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
RFK's goal is to kill children, specifically sick children.
If you assumed that was *not* his goal, you'd think that he was failing at an entirely, completely different goal: not killing children.
If you assumed that was *not* his goal, you'd think that he was failing at an entirely, completely different goal: not killing children.
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The trouble is your shenanigans cause brouhahas.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The trouble is your shenanigans cause brouhahas.
No Donny can step in the same brook twice, for the second time it is not the same brook, and he has grown to insist on being called Donald.
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
No Donny can step in the same brook twice, for the second time it is not the same brook, and he has grown to insist on being called Donald.
“The Sleeper Awakens” “The Voice from the Outer World” — these could totally apply to King Bran
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“The Sleeper Awakens” “The Voice from the Outer World” — these could totally apply to King Bran
While Asimov would be a good name for a boundary-ignoring sex pest of a teddy bear itself, the BDSM part means he wouldn’t have written the headline; thus, anyone who quibbles with my choice of “Dick” does so without foundation.
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
While Asimov would be a good name for a boundary-ignoring sex pest of a teddy bear itself, the BDSM part means he wouldn’t have written the headline; thus, anyone who quibbles with my choice of “Dick” does so without foundation.
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You can't even call for executions anymore because of woke
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You can't even call for executions anymore because of woke
“The suspect is asleep!”
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“The suspect is asleep!”
There are definitely some evil people who are not stupid, but a helluva lot of them are.
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
There are definitely some evil people who are not stupid, but a helluva lot of them are.