David T. Marchand
@davidmarchand.bsky.social
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what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
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ME: now I don't use this item very often, but when I need to use it it's very important that it's easy to find. why dont I put it in a special location, just for it. oh, I know. I'll put it in [FOOTAGE MISSING]
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
ME: now I don't use this item very often, but when I need to use it it's very important that it's easy to find. why dont I put it in a special location, just for it. oh, I know. I'll put it in [FOOTAGE MISSING]
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November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
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November 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
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November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
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Trying to get ahead of that Joyce Carol Oates dunk
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
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November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trying to get ahead of that Joyce Carol Oates dunk
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technology that makes people more productive is inherently used to perpetuate capitalism, that’s why I make videogames, technology that makes people less productive
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
technology that makes people more productive is inherently used to perpetuate capitalism, that’s why I make videogames, technology that makes people less productive
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November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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environmental storytelling is when "BEWARE" is written in blood on a wall next to a skeleton but it's in the Gather font
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
environmental storytelling is when "BEWARE" is written in blood on a wall next to a skeleton but it's in the Gather font
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New blog post: azhdarchid.com/a-spotters-g...
A spotter's guide to text games
On text games and how to describe them.
azhdarchid.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
New blog post: azhdarchid.com/a-spotters-g...
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as an infj whose love language is physical touch, my toxic trait is that i've gaslit myself into having an obsessive compulsive hyperfixation for pop psychology
November 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
as an infj whose love language is physical touch, my toxic trait is that i've gaslit myself into having an obsessive compulsive hyperfixation for pop psychology
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After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion
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i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
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Narrator of the YouTube video 'I Beat Super Cheese World Without Collecting a Cheese': obviously we have to collect the tutorial cheese because it is given to us automatically
Me: liar! booo! do it properly!
Me: liar! booo! do it properly!
October 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Narrator of the YouTube video 'I Beat Super Cheese World Without Collecting a Cheese': obviously we have to collect the tutorial cheese because it is given to us automatically
Me: liar! booo! do it properly!
Me: liar! booo! do it properly!
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if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit