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Whovian, Trekker, general geek. Culture Vulture (esp classical music, opera). Choral Singer. Veggie. Political Leftie. Sweet Jewish Person. She/her. Bookkeeper - business account @timeoffbooks.bsky.social
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I am a Jew, an American, a music lover, and a nerd, and I unconditionally denounce all violence against innocent people whoever and wherever they are. The Hebrew in my Bluesky name means 'You shall love your neighbor as yourself."
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Kimmel: “ it makes me feel better about him only wanting me to be fired.”
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Kimmel: “ it makes me feel better about him only wanting me to be fired.”
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Mark Kelly on Kimmel:
Says he found out about Trump calling for his death when he was in SCIF - where you can’t bring your phone - when an aide brought in a note to his senate colleague Elissa Slotkin saying “the President is calling for your execution.”
Says he found out about Trump calling for his death when he was in SCIF - where you can’t bring your phone - when an aide brought in a note to his senate colleague Elissa Slotkin saying “the President is calling for your execution.”
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Mark Kelly on Kimmel:
Says he found out about Trump calling for his death when he was in SCIF - where you can’t bring your phone - when an aide brought in a note to his senate colleague Elissa Slotkin saying “the President is calling for your execution.”
Says he found out about Trump calling for his death when he was in SCIF - where you can’t bring your phone - when an aide brought in a note to his senate colleague Elissa Slotkin saying “the President is calling for your execution.”
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I was just thinking about contributing to the "charity" Feeding America. Until I discovered that the salary for its CEO, Claire Babineaux-Fontenot, was approximately $949,866 in 2024, with her total compensation being $1,113,502. Apparently, feeding America isn't her top priority.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I was just thinking about contributing to the "charity" Feeding America. Until I discovered that the salary for its CEO, Claire Babineaux-Fontenot, was approximately $949,866 in 2024, with her total compensation being $1,113,502. Apparently, feeding America isn't her top priority.
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Oh, and if anyone was confused. You build houses for the unhoused. Not kill them.
Thank you.
Thank you.
September 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Oh, and if anyone was confused. You build houses for the unhoused. Not kill them.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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How doth Ea-nāṣir saye goodbye?
Cu later!
Cu later!
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
How doth Ea-nāṣir saye goodbye?
Cu later!
Cu later!
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First things first..."Catchin' the Turkey," by Grandma Moses. #Thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
First things first..."Catchin' the Turkey," by Grandma Moses. #Thanksgiving
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Trump just had *another* group of civilians bombed near Venezuela but tell me again "Killer Kamala and Genocide Joe" DSAholes.
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Trump just had *another* group of civilians bombed near Venezuela but tell me again "Killer Kamala and Genocide Joe" DSAholes.
Also, @merriam-webster.com has better games than Wordle.
My public service announcement for today is that America’s Test Kitchen, which is infinitely better then NYTimes Cooking, has introduced a new gift link option that has no limit on how many you can share and each link lasts 30 days.
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Also, @merriam-webster.com has better games than Wordle.
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'I Would Have Followed You, My Brother... My Captain, My King…'
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
'I Would Have Followed You, My Brother... My Captain, My King…'
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Aragorn: ‘You have my Trumpet…’
Legolas: ‘And you have my Harp…’
Gimli: ‘—And my GIANT FUCKING HAMMER!’
Legolas: ‘And you have my Harp…’
Gimli: ‘—And my GIANT FUCKING HAMMER!’
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Aragorn: ‘You have my Trumpet…’
Legolas: ‘And you have my Harp…’
Gimli: ‘—And my GIANT FUCKING HAMMER!’
Legolas: ‘And you have my Harp…’
Gimli: ‘—And my GIANT FUCKING HAMMER!’
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Typo above. 2030, not 2039.
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Typo above. 2030, not 2039.
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Great news for all who care about telling the truth & the full story of American history. The Mississippi Delta barn where Emmett Till died is now owned by the Emmett Till Interpretive Center thanks to a major donation from Shonda Rhimes. It will open as a memorial by 2039.
New owner to open Mississippi barn where Emmett Till was killed as a memorial site
The new owner of the Mississippi barn where 14-year-old Emmett Till was tortured and killed is to be opened as a memorial site by 2030.
apnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Great news for all who care about telling the truth & the full story of American history. The Mississippi Delta barn where Emmett Till died is now owned by the Emmett Till Interpretive Center thanks to a major donation from Shonda Rhimes. It will open as a memorial by 2039.
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the only rule is to not embarrass Trump
MS NOW EXCLUSIVE: “President Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated.”
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President Trump may have had enough of Kash Patel, according to sources
The president is weighing whether to oust the FBI director after scrutiny of Patel's stewardship of bureau resources, including his girlfriend’s security detail and use of a government jet.
www.ms.now
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
the only rule is to not embarrass Trump
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For more than 104 years, Viola Fletcher lived without ever receiving justice for the crimes committed against her and her community during the Tulsa Race Massacre.
May the shame of that failure forever stain our nation.
And may Mrs. Fletcher rest in eternal power and paradise.
May the shame of that failure forever stain our nation.
And may Mrs. Fletcher rest in eternal power and paradise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
For more than 104 years, Viola Fletcher lived without ever receiving justice for the crimes committed against her and her community during the Tulsa Race Massacre.
May the shame of that failure forever stain our nation.
And may Mrs. Fletcher rest in eternal power and paradise.
May the shame of that failure forever stain our nation.
And may Mrs. Fletcher rest in eternal power and paradise.
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I hope to one day enjoy something to the same degree Sarah Jane Smith enjoyed this specific piece of fruit:
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I hope to one day enjoy something to the same degree Sarah Jane Smith enjoyed this specific piece of fruit:
Preterition is too big a word for this man.
Trump: "I was gonna talk about Pritzker and size. But when I talk about Pritzker I get angry because he's not letting us do the job. So I'm not gonna tell my Pritzker joke. You know, some speechwriter wrote a joke about his weight ... I refuse to talk about the fact he's a fat slob"
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Preterition is too big a word for this man.
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Cranberries are a good start, but all of our holiday food should be grown in bogs. We need more festive mosses and lichens in our diet.
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Cranberries are a good start, but all of our holiday food should be grown in bogs. We need more festive mosses and lichens in our diet.
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In English, someone who is being persistently annoying can be referred to as a “pain in the arse.” My favourite German equivalent is Nervensäge, which means “nerve saw”
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
In English, someone who is being persistently annoying can be referred to as a “pain in the arse.” My favourite German equivalent is Nervensäge, which means “nerve saw”
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Trump essentially said loyalty to the Constitution is punishable by death. Those are dangerous words coming from the President of the United States, but I’m not going to be intimidated.
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Trump essentially said loyalty to the Constitution is punishable by death. Those are dangerous words coming from the President of the United States, but I’m not going to be intimidated.
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I love this so much. Macaulay Culkin carried that movie on his back. Remarkable for a child actor. Plus it still holds up!
The best thing I learned from Macaulay Culkin at last night’s Home Alone screening is that his 4yo son loves the movie, thinks of himself as Kevin, and has no idea that that’s his dad. Culkin is attempting to hide that fact for as long as possible
a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
ALT: a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I love this so much. Macaulay Culkin carried that movie on his back. Remarkable for a child actor. Plus it still holds up!
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I want a slice o' that big cake, the one with butter-colored meadowcream an' toffee pears all over the top!
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I want a slice o' that big cake, the one with butter-colored meadowcream an' toffee pears all over the top!
William Murdoch and Effie Newsom.
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Gordon Ramsay shows up and yells at me for being stupid enough to get kidnapped. After a tense encounter I tearfully accept it was my fault, and his team rescues me overnight.
Gordon Ramsay shows up and yells at me for being stupid enough to get kidnapped. After a tense encounter I tearfully accept it was my fault, and his team rescues me overnight.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
William Murdoch and Effie Newsom.
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
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Hey y’all Sydette really needs a boost. Can you help her out right now?
She is one of the smartest, kindest people I know and she has put a lot in with very little reward.
She is one of the smartest, kindest people I know and she has put a lot in with very little reward.
Welp it’s gotten real real if you can please help. If you can’t it’s really hard out here so share
gofund.me/a5ee0064
gofund.me/a5ee0064
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Hey y’all Sydette really needs a boost. Can you help her out right now?
She is one of the smartest, kindest people I know and she has put a lot in with very little reward.
She is one of the smartest, kindest people I know and she has put a lot in with very little reward.
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Remember, at this house we do not speak about politics and religion at the dinner table
(Stands up, whips out a straw hat and cane)
We SING about politics and religion at the dinner table!
🎶 Welllllllll…..
(Gets pasted by 18 simultaneous pounds of mashed potatoes)
(Stands up, whips out a straw hat and cane)
We SING about politics and religion at the dinner table!
🎶 Welllllllll…..
(Gets pasted by 18 simultaneous pounds of mashed potatoes)
November 27, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Remember, at this house we do not speak about politics and religion at the dinner table
(Stands up, whips out a straw hat and cane)
We SING about politics and religion at the dinner table!
🎶 Welllllllll…..
(Gets pasted by 18 simultaneous pounds of mashed potatoes)
(Stands up, whips out a straw hat and cane)
We SING about politics and religion at the dinner table!
🎶 Welllllllll…..
(Gets pasted by 18 simultaneous pounds of mashed potatoes)