Darth Sn3ak3rs
@darthsn3ak3rs.bsky.social
Baseball, Star Wars, and InfoSec. Looking to improve my connections, interactions, and networking.
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the Dolphins are playing in Spain so today his name is Vosotros-a Tagovailoa
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
the Dolphins are playing in Spain so today his name is Vosotros-a Tagovailoa
I don’t get why companies think using their version of an NDA would be faster for legal than using our version. Don’t you think your version is going to need to be reviewed by our legal team? Prefer to go with theirs, sure, get that, but because it’ll be “faster”?
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I don’t get why companies think using their version of an NDA would be faster for legal than using our version. Don’t you think your version is going to need to be reviewed by our legal team? Prefer to go with theirs, sure, get that, but because it’ll be “faster”?
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Posting this again because a lot of people said they found it helpful! Guide to ALT text: www.perkins.org/resource/how...
April 19, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Posting this again because a lot of people said they found it helpful! Guide to ALT text: www.perkins.org/resource/how...
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![4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicfq5lrhnknblf2ycalxk2vctpeqjzy566xxqjy2xsm67ys5of3j4@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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This is what happens when you try to run lean
You get burnout within three months.
You get burnout within three months.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This is what happens when you try to run lean
You get burnout within three months.
You get burnout within three months.
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I have another Reddit AMA scheduled! Tell your youts! https://www.reddit.com/r/SecurityCareerAdvice/s/LQquOxjhjG
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I have another Reddit AMA scheduled! Tell your youts! https://www.reddit.com/r/SecurityCareerAdvice/s/LQquOxjhjG
The gambling apps and the ease of betting were always an issue. Once the leagues partnered with the and embraced them, especially for prop bets, it was a disaster waiting to happen.
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The gambling apps and the ease of betting were always an issue. Once the leagues partnered with the and embraced them, especially for prop bets, it was a disaster waiting to happen.
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I will never forget the Toronto Blue Jays relief pitchers sharpie-ing Vesia’s number on their caps during games 6 and 7 of the World Series for as long as I live.
Just a simple act of love and solidarity and sportsmanship so desperately needed in these awful times. Class organization.
Just a simple act of love and solidarity and sportsmanship so desperately needed in these awful times. Class organization.
Dodgers reliever Alex Vesia and his wife Kayla announced that their newborn daughter, Sterling Sol, died on October 26th.
Please continue to keep this family in your thoughts. 💔
Please continue to keep this family in your thoughts. 💔
November 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I will never forget the Toronto Blue Jays relief pitchers sharpie-ing Vesia’s number on their caps during games 6 and 7 of the World Series for as long as I live.
Just a simple act of love and solidarity and sportsmanship so desperately needed in these awful times. Class organization.
Just a simple act of love and solidarity and sportsmanship so desperately needed in these awful times. Class organization.
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One of my friends is close to being unhoused. As someone who has family/friends who've gone through it, the recovery is so so hard. But everyone knows someone, one paycheck away from being unhoused, without food or healthcare. Everyone deserves dignity, housing, food, & healthcare.
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
One of my friends is close to being unhoused. As someone who has family/friends who've gone through it, the recovery is so so hard. But everyone knows someone, one paycheck away from being unhoused, without food or healthcare. Everyone deserves dignity, housing, food, & healthcare.
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138 days until Opening Day
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
138 days until Opening Day
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Picard management tip: When a policy is doing more harm than good, you must examine and revise that policy. It may require simplification, or it may require greater sophistication. Either way, you must change it.
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Picard management tip: When a policy is doing more harm than good, you must examine and revise that policy. It may require simplification, or it may require greater sophistication. Either way, you must change it.
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We need to stop piling on. We all know the password to the server should’ve been L0uvr3.
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
We need to stop piling on. We all know the password to the server should’ve been L0uvr3.
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wait you’re telling me that this simple task I’ve been putting off for two weeks, that has tormented me like a two hour task, only took 30 seconds to complete? If only there were a valuable lesson I could learn from this.
Ah well. Nevertheless.
Ah well. Nevertheless.
November 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
wait you’re telling me that this simple task I’ve been putting off for two weeks, that has tormented me like a two hour task, only took 30 seconds to complete? If only there were a valuable lesson I could learn from this.
Ah well. Nevertheless.
Ah well. Nevertheless.
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now why would i accomplish a four minute task now when i can agonize over it for the next six months
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
now why would i accomplish a four minute task now when i can agonize over it for the next six months
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Rogers Hornsby: People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Rogers Hornsby's Therapist: Let's unpack that, Roger.
Rogers Hornsby: It's "Rogers"
Rogers Hornsby's Therapist: Let's unpack that, Roger.
Rogers Hornsby: It's "Rogers"
November 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Rogers Hornsby: People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Rogers Hornsby's Therapist: Let's unpack that, Roger.
Rogers Hornsby: It's "Rogers"
Rogers Hornsby's Therapist: Let's unpack that, Roger.
Rogers Hornsby: It's "Rogers"
This quote is amazing.
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This quote is amazing.
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For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
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I’d like to remind you all, because a lot of names are flying around—Yamamoto, Smith, Ohtani, Rojas—of an important hero: Will Klein.
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I’d like to remind you all, because a lot of names are flying around—Yamamoto, Smith, Ohtani, Rojas—of an important hero: Will Klein.
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Smoltzenfreude
We need a long German word for "Baseball event that immediately proves Smoltz wrong"
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Smoltzenfreude
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Nobody is trying to hit the number nine hitter in front of Springer and Guerrero in game 7 of the World Series.
Be so serious right now.
Be so serious right now.
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Nobody is trying to hit the number nine hitter in front of Springer and Guerrero in game 7 of the World Series.
Be so serious right now.
Be so serious right now.
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lol I'm sorry, *trying* to get hit, and then actually getting hit and bitching about it is deeply funny. like, Andrés, buddy, come on now.
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
lol I'm sorry, *trying* to get hit, and then actually getting hit and bitching about it is deeply funny. like, Andrés, buddy, come on now.
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It's almost like the managers have a job to do in Game 7 of the World Series. ⚾️🎙️ #MLB #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It's almost like the managers have a job to do in Game 7 of the World Series. ⚾️🎙️ #MLB #WorldSeries
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I’m putting phishing training in my Halloween candy this year.
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I’m putting phishing training in my Halloween candy this year.