Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
@variola13.bsky.social
Scientist, lecturer, lefty, gamer, book nerd. Sarcastic individual, into silliness, medicine, anatomy, & forensics. Wears odd socks. Death positive 💀 #ME NB: often inappropriate.
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DMs welcome if we have had some kind of interaction on here.
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DMs welcome if we have had some kind of interaction on here.
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🎄 Roll up, roll up! It’s time for the annual “What’s Behind the Door?” advent calendar game!
Here’s how it works:
1️⃣ Guess what’s behind the door.
2️⃣ Get your guess in before I open it the following evening.
I’ll keep track of the scores, winner gets bragging rights!
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Here’s how it works:
1️⃣ Guess what’s behind the door.
2️⃣ Get your guess in before I open it the following evening.
I’ll keep track of the scores, winner gets bragging rights!
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Reposted by Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
I have deeply offended my cat, he was sitting on me, on my heated blanket, all comfy. Not only did I DARE to move and reach over to the coffee table, but I then peeled and ate a satsuma.
From the look on his face the orangey smell is akin to mustard gas.
From the look on his face the orangey smell is akin to mustard gas.
a man in a black shirt is covering his eyes with his hand
ALT: a man in a black shirt is covering his eyes with his hand
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I have deeply offended my cat, he was sitting on me, on my heated blanket, all comfy. Not only did I DARE to move and reach over to the coffee table, but I then peeled and ate a satsuma.
From the look on his face the orangey smell is akin to mustard gas.
From the look on his face the orangey smell is akin to mustard gas.
I have deeply offended my cat, he was sitting on me, on my heated blanket, all comfy. Not only did I DARE to move and reach over to the coffee table, but I then peeled and ate a satsuma.
From the look on his face the orangey smell is akin to mustard gas.
From the look on his face the orangey smell is akin to mustard gas.
a man in a black shirt is covering his eyes with his hand
ALT: a man in a black shirt is covering his eyes with his hand
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I have deeply offended my cat, he was sitting on me, on my heated blanket, all comfy. Not only did I DARE to move and reach over to the coffee table, but I then peeled and ate a satsuma.
From the look on his face the orangey smell is akin to mustard gas.
From the look on his face the orangey smell is akin to mustard gas.
Reposted by Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
The VAWG Curriculum: Day 15
Natalie Queiroz was facing the man who attempted to murder her being transferred to an open prison after serving just 9 years. He has now been sent back to closed prison.
BUT it's not over. It will only be six months until he is re-assessed again. That's not justice.
Natalie Queiroz was facing the man who attempted to murder her being transferred to an open prison after serving just 9 years. He has now been sent back to closed prison.
BUT it's not over. It will only be six months until he is re-assessed again. That's not justice.
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The VAWG Curriculum: Day 15
Natalie Queiroz was facing the man who attempted to murder her being transferred to an open prison after serving just 9 years. He has now been sent back to closed prison.
BUT it's not over. It will only be six months until he is re-assessed again. That's not justice.
Natalie Queiroz was facing the man who attempted to murder her being transferred to an open prison after serving just 9 years. He has now been sent back to closed prison.
BUT it's not over. It will only be six months until he is re-assessed again. That's not justice.
Important question- Is Apple crumble a perfectly valid food for dinner?
❤️-Yes and I would eat it for dinner
💜-Yes but for dessert not dinner
😡-No and I am risking being blocked by you
❤️-Yes and I would eat it for dinner
💜-Yes but for dessert not dinner
😡-No and I am risking being blocked by you
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Important question- Is Apple crumble a perfectly valid food for dinner?
❤️-Yes and I would eat it for dinner
💜-Yes but for dessert not dinner
😡-No and I am risking being blocked by you
❤️-Yes and I would eat it for dinner
💜-Yes but for dessert not dinner
😡-No and I am risking being blocked by you
Ugh, work. Thankfully I’m wfh today, I couldn’t cope either office ‘brave face’ today.
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Ugh, work. Thankfully I’m wfh today, I couldn’t cope either office ‘brave face’ today.
3am - no sleep yet
a cartoon cat is holding a camera in his hands and looking at it .
ALT: a cartoon cat is holding a camera in his hands and looking at it .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
3am - no sleep yet
Thank you for all the kind words and messages, it genuinely means a lot xx
I’ve just had the worst call from my sister, my beautiful niece has died.
She spent over a year in & out of hospital, lost over 30lbs, but no one listened. My sister fought so hard for answers, but she was passed from pillar to post until her heart gave out.
She was only 34, with two young children.
She spent over a year in & out of hospital, lost over 30lbs, but no one listened. My sister fought so hard for answers, but she was passed from pillar to post until her heart gave out.
She was only 34, with two young children.
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Thank you for all the kind words and messages, it genuinely means a lot xx
I’ve just had the worst call from my sister, my beautiful niece has died.
She spent over a year in & out of hospital, lost over 30lbs, but no one listened. My sister fought so hard for answers, but she was passed from pillar to post until her heart gave out.
She was only 34, with two young children.
She spent over a year in & out of hospital, lost over 30lbs, but no one listened. My sister fought so hard for answers, but she was passed from pillar to post until her heart gave out.
She was only 34, with two young children.
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’ve just had the worst call from my sister, my beautiful niece has died.
She spent over a year in & out of hospital, lost over 30lbs, but no one listened. My sister fought so hard for answers, but she was passed from pillar to post until her heart gave out.
She was only 34, with two young children.
She spent over a year in & out of hospital, lost over 30lbs, but no one listened. My sister fought so hard for answers, but she was passed from pillar to post until her heart gave out.
She was only 34, with two young children.
Yesterday’s me wrote a to-do list for today, because she was “determined not to waste the day again”.
Today’s me really doesn’t like her attitude.
Today’s me really doesn’t like her attitude.
a donkey from shrek is standing in the dirt and says nope on the bottom
ALT: a donkey from shrek is standing in the dirt and says nope on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Yesterday’s me wrote a to-do list for today, because she was “determined not to waste the day again”.
Today’s me really doesn’t like her attitude.
Today’s me really doesn’t like her attitude.
Reposted by Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
My name is now… Richard Mary 🤣🎄🎅🏻☃️
#RememberingRik #RikMayall #RichardMary #Bottom #Holy #CountdownToChristmas #AdventCalendar
#RememberingRik #RikMayall #RichardMary #Bottom #Holy #CountdownToChristmas #AdventCalendar
December 7, 2025 at 8:50 AM
My name is now… Richard Mary 🤣🎄🎅🏻☃️
#RememberingRik #RikMayall #RichardMary #Bottom #Holy #CountdownToChristmas #AdventCalendar
#RememberingRik #RikMayall #RichardMary #Bottom #Holy #CountdownToChristmas #AdventCalendar
“It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate
I am the captain of my soul”
Invictus - William Ernest Hemingway
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate
I am the captain of my soul”
Invictus - William Ernest Hemingway
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
“It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate
I am the captain of my soul”
Invictus - William Ernest Hemingway
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate
I am the captain of my soul”
Invictus - William Ernest Hemingway
Of course not. Anyone who hasn’t figured out he is a racist fucknugget by now is unlikely to care he is racist.
Stop giving oxygen to this moron.
Stop giving oxygen to this moron.
Nigel Farage racism allegations are deeply shocking - but will they deter voters?
Nigel Farage racism allegations are deeply shocking - but will they deter voters?
Allegations about Nigel Farage's schooldays have hit the headlines since the early days of the Brexit campaign in 2013.
news.sky.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Of course not. Anyone who hasn’t figured out he is a racist fucknugget by now is unlikely to care he is racist.
Stop giving oxygen to this moron.
Stop giving oxygen to this moron.
Reposted by Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
When Chris Rea takes a look at the driver next to him and notices that he's "just the same", what he doesn't realise is that he's accidentally just seeing himself in his own wing mirror.
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
When Chris Rea takes a look at the driver next to him and notices that he's "just the same", what he doesn't realise is that he's accidentally just seeing himself in his own wing mirror.
Reposted by Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
Well, my Facebook is full of pictures of rings, so I thought I’d join in!
Never too old for Hula Hoops!
Never too old for Hula Hoops!
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Well, my Facebook is full of pictures of rings, so I thought I’d join in!
Never too old for Hula Hoops!
Never too old for Hula Hoops!
Well, my Facebook is full of pictures of rings, so I thought I’d join in!
Never too old for Hula Hoops!
Never too old for Hula Hoops!
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Well, my Facebook is full of pictures of rings, so I thought I’d join in!
Never too old for Hula Hoops!
Never too old for Hula Hoops!
I had a strange foreign man poke my bottom today and it’s sore. 👀
(I had a steroid injection in my hip, my practitioner is a lively man from Belgium)
(I also found out they don’t have Belgium buns in Belgium)
(I had a steroid injection in my hip, my practitioner is a lively man from Belgium)
(I also found out they don’t have Belgium buns in Belgium)
December 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I had a strange foreign man poke my bottom today and it’s sore. 👀
(I had a steroid injection in my hip, my practitioner is a lively man from Belgium)
(I also found out they don’t have Belgium buns in Belgium)
(I had a steroid injection in my hip, my practitioner is a lively man from Belgium)
(I also found out they don’t have Belgium buns in Belgium)
Reposted by Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
The utter hypocrisy of
Reform backed vigilante groups
with domestic violence perpetrating members
which say they care about women's safety
while eulogising leaders
who proudly promote misogyny
meme via Alison Royles
Reform backed vigilante groups
with domestic violence perpetrating members
which say they care about women's safety
while eulogising leaders
who proudly promote misogyny
meme via Alison Royles
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The utter hypocrisy of
Reform backed vigilante groups
with domestic violence perpetrating members
which say they care about women's safety
while eulogising leaders
who proudly promote misogyny
meme via Alison Royles
Reform backed vigilante groups
with domestic violence perpetrating members
which say they care about women's safety
while eulogising leaders
who proudly promote misogyny
meme via Alison Royles
Reposted by Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
Cold case of woman’s murder in seaside town solved after 20 years due to DNA found on cigarette butt
Cold case murder solved after 20 years due to DNA found on cigarette butt
www.independent.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Cold case of woman’s murder in seaside town solved after 20 years due to DNA found on cigarette butt
Reposted by Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
I accompanied my wife to Dignitas. The Lords' filibustering is an insult to all like her who have suffered | Dave Sowry
I accompanied my wife to Dignitas. The Lords' filibustering is an insult to all like her who have suffered | Dave Sowry
Christy faced months of bureaucratic trauma. For terminally ill people, the assisted dying bill must not create further obstacles, says campaigner Dave Sowry
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I accompanied my wife to Dignitas. The Lords' filibustering is an insult to all like her who have suffered | Dave Sowry
