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most people are funny. most people would’ve come up with a new bit for a new site. i am not most people
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Look it's expensive and his elevated ERAs will certainly raise an eyebrow. But Cease is about as durable as any pitcher in baseball, has a ceiling nearly as high as any pitcher in baseball, and is only 30. The sticker shock of a $200 million contract is real, but it's also totally fair.
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Look it's expensive and his elevated ERAs will certainly raise an eyebrow. But Cease is about as durable as any pitcher in baseball, has a ceiling nearly as high as any pitcher in baseball, and is only 30. The sticker shock of a $200 million contract is real, but it's also totally fair.
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unbelievable behavior from everyone involved here - Nuzzi for doing catch and kill, Lizza for sitting on this shit so he can sell newsletter subscriptions, RFK for existing
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
unbelievable behavior from everyone involved here - Nuzzi for doing catch and kill, Lizza for sitting on this shit so he can sell newsletter subscriptions, RFK for existing
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i can't tell if that's his dick you can see but if it is it's very funny to have a helicopter fly over and take a picture of your penis while you're being loaded into an ambulance in handcuffs
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
i can't tell if that's his dick you can see but if it is it's very funny to have a helicopter fly over and take a picture of your penis while you're being loaded into an ambulance in handcuffs
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"It was supposed to be a celebratory milestone, the final step in the process to obtain U.S. permanent residency. Instead, as each interview with an immigration officer wrapped up, federal agents swooped in, handcuffed the foreign spouse and took him or her away."
“I had to take the baby from my crying wife’s arms.“ It hasn’t even been a year, and this is not a scandal anymore? What is wrong with us?
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"It was supposed to be a celebratory milestone, the final step in the process to obtain U.S. permanent residency. Instead, as each interview with an immigration officer wrapped up, federal agents swooped in, handcuffed the foreign spouse and took him or her away."
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I think this is an underrated source of the extent to which Bluesky is in a false consensus about public AI hatred. If you are a power user on a microblogging site you are basically by definition not going to see the "take the effort out of reading and writing" machine as being useful
I think more than anything else AI feels like a miracle to people with questionable literacy because it can read and write for you, and a lot of us who are highly literate underestimate how many of our society's leaders, esp in business, struggle with literacy.
It's pretty much mandatory at work that I appear to be using it, so I've doe a few functional things with it, and it's a moderate time-saver if used right. But nowhere near worth it's stock value, energy cost.
Then I realize there's a lot of people who simply can't write coherent paragraphs.
Then I realize there's a lot of people who simply can't write coherent paragraphs.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I think this is an underrated source of the extent to which Bluesky is in a false consensus about public AI hatred. If you are a power user on a microblogging site you are basically by definition not going to see the "take the effort out of reading and writing" machine as being useful
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Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
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putting mozzarella in a mac n cheese is stupid as fuck. oh i’m enjoying this mac n cheese, but you know what would be amazing? instead of a nice smooth sauce, what if it was stringy and stretchy for no reason instead. fuck you
If you need another Thanksgiving side, can I interest you in Andy Reid's Mac and cheese.
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
putting mozzarella in a mac n cheese is stupid as fuck. oh i’m enjoying this mac n cheese, but you know what would be amazing? instead of a nice smooth sauce, what if it was stringy and stretchy for no reason instead. fuck you
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This is a win for the forces that backed Cuomo.
NEW: Julie Menin is claiming victory in the City Council speaker's race after securing commitments of support from 35 of her colleagues, putting an early end to the contest and teeing up potential tensions with incoming Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
Story coming shortly
Story coming shortly
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This is a win for the forces that backed Cuomo.
“gridlock” is a term that got so overused to just mean “bad traffic” that everyone forgot it meant a real thing. a real and beautiful thing to see actually happen
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
“gridlock” is a term that got so overused to just mean “bad traffic” that everyone forgot it meant a real thing. a real and beautiful thing to see actually happen
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I completed my final count. Out of 10,511 bus stops, I found that 4,360 (41%) of them could be removed to align with national best practices of 1/4 mile spacing. Long-form explainer article and an interactive map are forthcoming. Green dots are removed stops, black are kept stops.
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I completed my final count. Out of 10,511 bus stops, I found that 4,360 (41%) of them could be removed to align with national best practices of 1/4 mile spacing. Long-form explainer article and an interactive map are forthcoming. Green dots are removed stops, black are kept stops.
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After careful consideration I have determined MTG is laying the groundwork for a 2028 presidential run. She's strategically distancing herself from the fracturing MAGA project and establishing a veneer of respectability. It's gonna work too.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
After careful consideration I have determined MTG is laying the groundwork for a 2028 presidential run. She's strategically distancing herself from the fracturing MAGA project and establishing a veneer of respectability. It's gonna work too.
+8224 on the Wee. 53.75x on the Cat. Had a ton more room for growth but never found the reroll voucher
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
+8224 on the Wee. 53.75x on the Cat. Had a ton more room for growth but never found the reroll voucher
very funny part of this chart is seeing how companies hired like crazy in November and December, forgetting that the man they got elected is not the economy genius but rather the World’s Stupidest Man and his moron hangers-on
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
very funny part of this chart is seeing how companies hired like crazy in November and December, forgetting that the man they got elected is not the economy genius but rather the World’s Stupidest Man and his moron hangers-on
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I am absolutely seeing this in real time. I get at least 3 emails a day from people I know and people I don't asking me if I have leads on work. I usually have to say I do not. The job market is NOT GOOD right now at all.
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I am absolutely seeing this in real time. I get at least 3 emails a day from people I know and people I don't asking me if I have leads on work. I usually have to say I do not. The job market is NOT GOOD right now at all.
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*Aqualung riff*
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haha oh god the consequences of this are going to be so incredibly grave in five to ten years time
Outrage after Trump’s bill reclassifying nursing as not a ‘professional degree’
Nursing organizations warn limiting access to student funding ‘threatens the very foundation of patient care’
www.independent.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
haha oh god the consequences of this are going to be so incredibly grave in five to ten years time
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Anyway
Fun fact: Chris Tucker has flown on the Lolita Express
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Anyway
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November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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ok this is the first car-tailgate manifesto that i actually agree with tho
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
ok this is the first car-tailgate manifesto that i actually agree with tho
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In a just country, a place like ADX wouldn't even exist. But to send people there whose death sentences the previous guy commuted, seemingly mostly out of spite, is next-level despicable, in an administration that does "despicable" multiple times a day. (Also, support @boltsmag.org)
NEW: President Biden commuted the death sentences of most people on the federal death row before exiting office.
President Trump is now effectively looking to retaliate, and to detain those people in the most brutal conditions in the federal system. Bolts reports:
boltsmag.org/death-row-cl...
President Trump is now effectively looking to retaliate, and to detain those people in the most brutal conditions in the federal system. Bolts reports:
boltsmag.org/death-row-cl...
Death Row Prisoners Granted Clemency by Biden Brace for "Living Hell" Under Trump - Bolts
This story was produced by Bolts and published in partnership with The Nation. Inside the federal supermax tucked away in Colorado’s high desert, prisoners spend 22 to 24 hours a day... Read More
boltsmag.org
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
In a just country, a place like ADX wouldn't even exist. But to send people there whose death sentences the previous guy commuted, seemingly mostly out of spite, is next-level despicable, in an administration that does "despicable" multiple times a day. (Also, support @boltsmag.org)