DanG8r
@dang8r.bsky.social
Hello, I’m Dan and I live in Minnesota.
I am not a bot.
I am not a bot.
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Under our yellow sun, Superman gets his powers. Under a red giant sun, he's normal. Under a blue supergiant, he's Alf.
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Under our yellow sun, Superman gets his powers. Under a red giant sun, he's normal. Under a blue supergiant, he's Alf.
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Mike Conley is no longer on the Timberwolves and I am sad about that.
February 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Mike Conley is no longer on the Timberwolves and I am sad about that.
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In 1977 NASA launched the Voyager spacecraft, including a CD with the song Johnny B. Goode, on a mission to study the solar system & beyond.
The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.
The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
In 1977 NASA launched the Voyager spacecraft, including a CD with the song Johnny B. Goode, on a mission to study the solar system & beyond.
The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.
The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.
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sausage gettin' made
February 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
sausage gettin' made
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How to tie your shoes, brought to you by DraftKings
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
How to tie your shoes, brought to you by DraftKings
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from: [email protected]
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Dear Strngbda, how do yuo tpye wiht boxign glovs on
February 2, 2026 at 2:19 AM
from: [email protected]
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Dear Strngbda, how do yuo tpye wiht boxign glovs on
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"Every Minnesotan who is upset about the armed goons murdering their neighbors and terrorizing their communities is a paid agent of George Soros who should be imprisoned, and that's my plan for getting Minnesotans to choose me as their next senator."
Michele Tafoya pledges that if elected to the US Senate she will investigate who is paying the protesters in Minnesota
February 1, 2026 at 11:57 PM
"Every Minnesotan who is upset about the armed goons murdering their neighbors and terrorizing their communities is a paid agent of George Soros who should be imprisoned, and that's my plan for getting Minnesotans to choose me as their next senator."
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ever wanted to go to jail on a civil case?
February 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
ever wanted to go to jail on a civil case?
To have been in law enforcement that long and act this way is shocking. Something is rotten at either FLETC or Border Patrol field training, or both.
When we have a functional congress, there needs to be a commission studying how the culture got this way.
When we have a functional congress, there needs to be a commission studying how the culture got this way.
This article is a very good example of why "more training" and "more vetting" isn't the answer. Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez joined Border Patrol in 2018 and 2014 respectively. These aren't new agents. www.propublica.org/article/alex...
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
To have been in law enforcement that long and act this way is shocking. Something is rotten at either FLETC or Border Patrol field training, or both.
When we have a functional congress, there needs to be a commission studying how the culture got this way.
When we have a functional congress, there needs to be a commission studying how the culture got this way.
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
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This is PEAK East Coast. They really do not be knowing shit past Ohio
From the Epstein documents: The FBI having to Google where Wisconsin is???
February 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
This is PEAK East Coast. They really do not be knowing shit past Ohio
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I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
I thought this headline was a dating site advertisement at first.
February 1, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I thought this headline was a dating site advertisement at first.
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This rules so hard. In law school I remember people who wanted to be federal prosecutors spending three years doing everything they could to be maybe, possibly be competitive for an AUSA job someday. Now you just need to hop on X the everything app and DM a guy named Chad.
January 31, 2026 at 11:02 PM
This rules so hard. In law school I remember people who wanted to be federal prosecutors spending three years doing everything they could to be maybe, possibly be competitive for an AUSA job someday. Now you just need to hop on X the everything app and DM a guy named Chad.
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I was actually real excited for NASA to be sending astronauts up in the next couple weeks to orbit the moon. Going further from Earth than humanity ever has…
What did we used to talk about?
January 31, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I was actually real excited for NASA to be sending astronauts up in the next couple weeks to orbit the moon. Going further from Earth than humanity ever has…
I know it's not the important part of this story, but I can't help but wonder who taught this dork to hold his weapon this way?
January 31, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I know it's not the important part of this story, but I can't help but wonder who taught this dork to hold his weapon this way?
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
I've mostly seen stories/videos of what's happening in the streets, I hadn't considered what's going on inside the federal building. This is awful:
www.startribune.com/no-humanity-...
www.startribune.com/no-humanity-...
‘No humanity’: Detainees describe conditions inside Whipple Federal Building
Immigration sweep brings overcrowded rooms and overflowing toilets. Lawyers say they can’t visit their clients. The Department of Homeland Security says “all detainees receive full due process.”
www.startribune.com
January 31, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I've mostly seen stories/videos of what's happening in the streets, I hadn't considered what's going on inside the federal building. This is awful:
www.startribune.com/no-humanity-...
www.startribune.com/no-humanity-...
lol that’s amazing
Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...
January 30, 2026 at 5:46 PM
lol that’s amazing
Kwesi and Falvey on the same day?!
January 30, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Kwesi and Falvey on the same day?!
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It’d be helpful to put in your headlines that this ruling is in the federal case, not the state prosecution that’s in all likelihood going to go to trial first.
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 PM
It’d be helpful to put in your headlines that this ruling is in the federal case, not the state prosecution that’s in all likelihood going to go to trial first.
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"it is right to give him thanks and praise" was always the funniest part of catholic mass to me. a bunch of people murmuring "retweet"
January 29, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"it is right to give him thanks and praise" was always the funniest part of catholic mass to me. a bunch of people murmuring "retweet"