Twisted Spinster
@danceswithpugs.bsky.social
Under-caffeinated horror dork. They/them. Anarch-ish. Whovian. ND af. Refuse to lick boots.
If you like Meidas Touch or MSW, you’re probably not gonna have fun here.
I don’t indiscriminately follow random people back.
PNW 💜
If you like Meidas Touch or MSW, you’re probably not gonna have fun here.
I don’t indiscriminately follow random people back.
PNW 💜
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a cartoon character is standing on top of a pile of rocks with the words " maniacal laughter " written below him
Alt: a cartoon character is standing on top of a pile of rocks with the words " maniacal laughter " written below him
media.tenor.com
A few years ago, my dad told me that when he was a little kid, my grandma told him “if you get scared while watching a movie or tv, laugh. You’ll feel better.”
Me watching news in 2024:
Me watching news in 2024:
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Yelling “The Future Rules! The Future Rules!” Like the Future Demon from Chainsaw Man as I read the latest horrifying esoteric political drama
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Yelling “The Future Rules! The Future Rules!” Like the Future Demon from Chainsaw Man as I read the latest horrifying esoteric political drama
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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Every now and then I figure out a big ol blue maga dipshit term, and I’ll lay in bed while watching a movie while blocking absolute dipshits on here. I’ll just search shit like “Elonia” or Caitlyn Jenner’s deadname, or “Donica Lewinsky.” Know that I hate you and you’re part of the problem.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Every now and then I figure out a big ol blue maga dipshit term, and I’ll lay in bed while watching a movie while blocking absolute dipshits on here. I’ll just search shit like “Elonia” or Caitlyn Jenner’s deadname, or “Donica Lewinsky.” Know that I hate you and you’re part of the problem.
If I fall asleep by 1 am, gonna be absolutely fucking pissed if I’m awake by 6. That shit keeps happening. I just need a solid 7-8 hours of sleep 🥲
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
If I fall asleep by 1 am, gonna be absolutely fucking pissed if I’m awake by 6. That shit keeps happening. I just need a solid 7-8 hours of sleep 🥲
Some resist lib quote-skeeted a throw away joke about my cat and acted like it’s the funniest thing they’d ever seen. I’m so fucking confused.
The extra-large full sized 🤣 was a massive red flag. Like…
The extra-large full sized 🤣 was a massive red flag. Like…
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Some resist lib quote-skeeted a throw away joke about my cat and acted like it’s the funniest thing they’d ever seen. I’m so fucking confused.
The extra-large full sized 🤣 was a massive red flag. Like…
The extra-large full sized 🤣 was a massive red flag. Like…
The realization that I put off going shopping enough that now I need to go tomorrow, the day before thanksgiving. Good job, me.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The realization that I put off going shopping enough that now I need to go tomorrow, the day before thanksgiving. Good job, me.
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I wrote 4000 words about Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK, please read it before it gets taken down by HR
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I wrote 4000 words about Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK, please read it before it gets taken down by HR
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Hundreds of McMinnville High students walked out Monday, days after ICE detained Christian Jimenez, 17.
Oregon teenager’s ICE detention sparks high school walkout
Hundreds of McMinnville High students walked out Monday, days after ICE detained Christian Jimenez, 17.
www.oregonlive.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Hundreds of McMinnville High students walked out Monday, days after ICE detained Christian Jimenez, 17.
You don’t hate billionaires enough
How Oregon’s Data Center Boom Is Supercharging a Water Crisis
Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.
Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.
Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
You don’t hate billionaires enough
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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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a 2008 onion headline foretold the contemporary global economy better than any nobel winner
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
a 2008 onion headline foretold the contemporary global economy better than any nobel winner
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
Not Ziltoid trying to be Shoulder Cat. He’s a grown kitty. No longer babby. Ziltoid is a big boy and he still tries to be Shoulder Cat 😍
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Not Ziltoid trying to be Shoulder Cat. He’s a grown kitty. No longer babby. Ziltoid is a big boy and he still tries to be Shoulder Cat 😍
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Saying this but to a computer
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Saying this but to a computer
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Charlie Brown (2026)
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Charlie Brown (2026)
Not a movie, but an episode of Rescue 911 happened in the town I lived in until I was 8. We’d already moved to a neighboring town, but my family always went to the air show. And we were there when a wing walker fell off the plane and was dangling by the safety wire.
youtu.be/T738nomy8mA?...
youtu.be/T738nomy8mA?...
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Not a movie, but an episode of Rescue 911 happened in the town I lived in until I was 8. We’d already moved to a neighboring town, but my family always went to the air show. And we were there when a wing walker fell off the plane and was dangling by the safety wire.
youtu.be/T738nomy8mA?...
youtu.be/T738nomy8mA?...
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
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possums should be cuddled and stroked gently as goth rock music plays
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
possums should be cuddled and stroked gently as goth rock music plays