That Dale Guy
@dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social
4 strings and a lot of Christmas Spirit.
Bass guitar in Missile Toe, the World's Greatest Christmas Band.
I like comics, bicycling and role playing games - but not as much as some people.
Pronounced House-ton. Not Hues-ton.
He/Him. Cleveland.
Bass guitar in Missile Toe, the World's Greatest Christmas Band.
I like comics, bicycling and role playing games - but not as much as some people.
Pronounced House-ton. Not Hues-ton.
He/Him. Cleveland.
Pinned
I want to replace everything named for Robert E Lee with something named for Stan Lee
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Folks, look, it’s easy to make fun of Kid Rock but it’s important to remember that it’s also hilarious.
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Folks, look, it’s easy to make fun of Kid Rock but it’s important to remember that it’s also hilarious.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work:
Are ‘Em Dash Are Eff Slash
Are ‘Em Dash Are Eff Slash
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work:
"DON'T BLOW UP THE WEDDING!!!! BLOWING UP WEDDING BAD!!!! VERY, VERY BAD!!!!"
"DON'T BLOW UP THE WEDDING!!!! BLOWING UP WEDDING BAD!!!! VERY, VERY BAD!!!!"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Stop humping your brother."
"Stop humping your brother."
February 8, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work:
Are ‘Em Dash Are Eff Slash
Are ‘Em Dash Are Eff Slash
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To everyone just now finding out Isaac Asimov was rather famously a sex pest: He's been gone 34 years now, you can handle this truth, I believe in you
February 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
To everyone just now finding out Isaac Asimov was rather famously a sex pest: He's been gone 34 years now, you can handle this truth, I believe in you
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D...
D...
Dr.
Dr I-
Dr I am-
Dr I am sad...
Dr I am sad. Aid me?
Dr I am sad. Aid me? "See clown!"
Dr I am sad. Aid me? "See clown!" That clown...is me!
- The Pagliacci Sequence
D...
Dr.
Dr I-
Dr I am-
Dr I am sad...
Dr I am sad. Aid me?
Dr I am sad. Aid me? "See clown!"
Dr I am sad. Aid me? "See clown!" That clown...is me!
- The Pagliacci Sequence
September 13, 2024 at 10:33 AM
D...
D...
Dr.
Dr I-
Dr I am-
Dr I am sad...
Dr I am sad. Aid me?
Dr I am sad. Aid me? "See clown!"
Dr I am sad. Aid me? "See clown!" That clown...is me!
- The Pagliacci Sequence
D...
Dr.
Dr I-
Dr I am-
Dr I am sad...
Dr I am sad. Aid me?
Dr I am sad. Aid me? "See clown!"
Dr I am sad. Aid me? "See clown!" That clown...is me!
- The Pagliacci Sequence
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I have had to read *so much* mystic bollocks for my podcast because every sixties rock star seemed to find his own individual "guru" whose "teachings" informed his work.
February 4, 2026 at 10:35 AM
I have had to read *so much* mystic bollocks for my podcast because every sixties rock star seemed to find his own individual "guru" whose "teachings" informed his work.
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The thing about all these men is they could date anybody. They're rich, they're famous. They could bag socialites or models or actresses or whoever. Instead they single out the most vulnerable women and girls they can find. They cannot form relationships with women who are their peers.
February 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
The thing about all these men is they could date anybody. They're rich, they're famous. They could bag socialites or models or actresses or whoever. Instead they single out the most vulnerable women and girls they can find. They cannot form relationships with women who are their peers.
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At least nobody will ask “what’s the worst that can happen?” for another 20 or 30 years
February 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
At least nobody will ask “what’s the worst that can happen?” for another 20 or 30 years
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Gawker was killed to protect pedophiles
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Gawker was killed to protect pedophiles
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"Eat the rich" sounds great until you realize they're all riddled with STDs.
February 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
"Eat the rich" sounds great until you realize they're all riddled with STDs.
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This is a real old-timer gripe, but when Mitt took Trump's birther endorsement but wouldn't even stand in a picture with Jon Huntsman, I thought, "They know that racism is all they got."
The moment Trump started pushing birtherism, and got Mitt Romney to seek his endorsement as a result, he was on a path towards running.
February 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
This is a real old-timer gripe, but when Mitt took Trump's birther endorsement but wouldn't even stand in a picture with Jon Huntsman, I thought, "They know that racism is all they got."
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Wild: (Microsoft) Xbox Live banned Epstein for being a sex offender in 2013, but Microsoft founder Bill Gates kept making appointments with him
January 31, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Wild: (Microsoft) Xbox Live banned Epstein for being a sex offender in 2013, but Microsoft founder Bill Gates kept making appointments with him
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January 27, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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Minnesota 1
Minnesota 1
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2 WEEKS AGO: Great news, Google will use AI to help manage your inbox!
TODAY: The Gmail spam filter that's worked fine for 19 years is broken
TODAY: The Gmail spam filter that's worked fine for 19 years is broken
January 24, 2026 at 1:23 PM
2 WEEKS AGO: Great news, Google will use AI to help manage your inbox!
TODAY: The Gmail spam filter that's worked fine for 19 years is broken
TODAY: The Gmail spam filter that's worked fine for 19 years is broken
Something seems broken in gmail today. I'm getting an alert for every message I get - including those from people I have previously marked as 'spam' or have blocked.
#gmail
#gmail
January 24, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Something seems broken in gmail today. I'm getting an alert for every message I get - including those from people I have previously marked as 'spam' or have blocked.
#gmail
#gmail
What I want most from the new Masters of the Universe movie is for Adam to sing "I am He-Man and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does"
January 23, 2026 at 12:58 AM
What I want most from the new Masters of the Universe movie is for Adam to sing "I am He-Man and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does"
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Today is the most humiliating day in the history of the United States of America.
At least until tomorrow.
At least until tomorrow.
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Today is the most humiliating day in the history of the United States of America.
At least until tomorrow.
At least until tomorrow.
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Good morning. What a deeply embarrassing day to be a US citizen, on so many levels.
January 19, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Good morning. What a deeply embarrassing day to be a US citizen, on so many levels.
Snowy day today
January 15, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Snowy day today
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Comic artist LeBeau Underwood’s daughter has been missing in Chicago since yesterday morning. Please share in the hopes we can bring the family a happy conclusion to this.
January 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Comic artist LeBeau Underwood’s daughter has been missing in Chicago since yesterday morning. Please share in the hopes we can bring the family a happy conclusion to this.
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The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 PM
The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
When it happens, I want everyone to post “Prayer works.”
January 10, 2026 at 2:18 AM
When it happens, I want everyone to post “Prayer works.”
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One of the most useful things a community organizer ever told me was "if someone wants to play tug of war with you, let go of the rope." The power in any conflict lies not w/ the person who initiates, but w/the person who responds. "Thanks for sharing your perspective, you may be right." And move on
January 8, 2026 at 9:12 PM
One of the most useful things a community organizer ever told me was "if someone wants to play tug of war with you, let go of the rope." The power in any conflict lies not w/ the person who initiates, but w/the person who responds. "Thanks for sharing your perspective, you may be right." And move on
A work of sheer genius.
Built upon another work of sheer genius.
Built upon another work of sheer genius.
"A History of Warner Bros. Through Mergers"
Because no one else would make it, I decided to. Yoicks, and away! #WarnerBros #Netflix #VideoEditing
Because no one else would make it, I decided to. Yoicks, and away! #WarnerBros #Netflix #VideoEditing
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
A work of sheer genius.
Built upon another work of sheer genius.
Built upon another work of sheer genius.