Chris Futrell
@cvfutrell.bsky.social
Retired chef.
Tio.
Scoundrel.
Good big brother.
Team Zissou.
Stage 3 ass cancer survivor.
#BBN
Tio.
Scoundrel.
Good big brother.
Team Zissou.
Stage 3 ass cancer survivor.
#BBN
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my most boomer-coded belief is that cigarettes belong in a bar more than a newborn baby does
December 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
my most boomer-coded belief is that cigarettes belong in a bar more than a newborn baby does
That was one of the best catches I've ever seen.
December 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
That was one of the best catches I've ever seen.
My take away is that not enough Gen-Z Republicans have been hit in the mouth
From a focus group of Gen Z Republicans. (www.city-journal.org/article/manh...)
December 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My take away is that not enough Gen-Z Republicans have been hit in the mouth
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King sh*t
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
December 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
King sh*t
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So basically "whatever you expected, this is dumber" wins again?
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
So basically "whatever you expected, this is dumber" wins again?
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Anytime you encounter this in the wild, just reply "so?"
The only reason anyone would care if white people "went extinct" (and, Christ, get a grip) would be if they thought white people were inherently superior for some reason. Make them say that with their whole chest.
The only reason anyone would care if white people "went extinct" (and, Christ, get a grip) would be if they thought white people were inherently superior for some reason. Make them say that with their whole chest.
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Anytime you encounter this in the wild, just reply "so?"
The only reason anyone would care if white people "went extinct" (and, Christ, get a grip) would be if they thought white people were inherently superior for some reason. Make them say that with their whole chest.
The only reason anyone would care if white people "went extinct" (and, Christ, get a grip) would be if they thought white people were inherently superior for some reason. Make them say that with their whole chest.
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R.I.P. Tom Stoppard, playwright most famous for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.
Born Tomas Straussler in Czechoslovakia he fled his home during the Nazi occupation and found refuge in Britain at the age of eight. He later discovered all four of his grandparents had died in the Holocaust.
Born Tomas Straussler in Czechoslovakia he fled his home during the Nazi occupation and found refuge in Britain at the age of eight. He later discovered all four of his grandparents had died in the Holocaust.
Sir Tom Stoppard, playwright famed for his wit and depth, dies at 88
Winning an Oscar for the screenplay for Shakespeare In Love, he captivated the hearts of audiences for more than six decades.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
R.I.P. Tom Stoppard, playwright most famous for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.
Born Tomas Straussler in Czechoslovakia he fled his home during the Nazi occupation and found refuge in Britain at the age of eight. He later discovered all four of his grandparents had died in the Holocaust.
Born Tomas Straussler in Czechoslovakia he fled his home during the Nazi occupation and found refuge in Britain at the age of eight. He later discovered all four of his grandparents had died in the Holocaust.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
James McMurtry
Foo Fighters
Metric
Tyler Childers
Tool
James McMurtry
Foo Fighters
Metric
Tyler Childers
Tool
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
James McMurtry
Foo Fighters
Metric
Tyler Childers
Tool
James McMurtry
Foo Fighters
Metric
Tyler Childers
Tool
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Another reason the senate & electoral college eat my ass. Idaho has a population of 22, 17 are nazis & they have as many senators as California
Trump’s approval collapses nationwide, turning several deep-red states negative — Economist tracker
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Another reason the senate & electoral college eat my ass. Idaho has a population of 22, 17 are nazis & they have as many senators as California
Sure hope my cancer doesn't come back this year.
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Sure hope my cancer doesn't come back this year.
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I wrote for @slate.com about a legendary (and violent) Tennessee sheriff who more likely than not murdered his wife and the people who want to keep him on a pedestal.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Her Husband Claimed She Was Murdered by the Mob. Hollywood Made a Hit Film About It. The Truth Was Far Darker.
A mythical sheriff, a murder—and a Tennessee town that wants none of it.
slate.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I wrote for @slate.com about a legendary (and violent) Tennessee sheriff who more likely than not murdered his wife and the people who want to keep him on a pedestal.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
slate.com/news-and-pol...
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We are being ruled by absolute losers
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
We are being ruled by absolute losers
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TIL about the Responsible Driver Ride Home Waiver.
If you rideshare or transit home after drinking too much and and return to find your car ticketed in an NDOT space, you can get the ticket waived.
If you rideshare or transit home after drinking too much and and return to find your car ticketed in an NDOT space, you can get the ticket waived.
October 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
TIL about the Responsible Driver Ride Home Waiver.
If you rideshare or transit home after drinking too much and and return to find your car ticketed in an NDOT space, you can get the ticket waived.
If you rideshare or transit home after drinking too much and and return to find your car ticketed in an NDOT space, you can get the ticket waived.
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Do you think if Hillary Clinton posted a video of her shitting on Americans from a plane you'd ever hear about anything else on American TV for the next 400 years?
October 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Do you think if Hillary Clinton posted a video of her shitting on Americans from a plane you'd ever hear about anything else on American TV for the next 400 years?
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Over the past week, the president said the DOJ should pay him a quarter billion dollars, bulldozed half the White House to build himself a gaudy ballroom, bragged about murdering civilians in international waters, pardoned some more criminals, directed federal prosecutors to indict his opponents ...
October 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Over the past week, the president said the DOJ should pay him a quarter billion dollars, bulldozed half the White House to build himself a gaudy ballroom, bragged about murdering civilians in international waters, pardoned some more criminals, directed federal prosecutors to indict his opponents ...
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Ahhh yes, nothing says America First quite like, homelessness, furlough employees going without pay, farmers struggling and every day American families barely affording to pay rent or eat; than Kristi Noem’s two shiny new jets for a cool $172 million 👇🏾
October 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Ahhh yes, nothing says America First quite like, homelessness, furlough employees going without pay, farmers struggling and every day American families barely affording to pay rent or eat; than Kristi Noem’s two shiny new jets for a cool $172 million 👇🏾
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Good morning hoes
October 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Good morning hoes
@dpatrickrodgers.bsky.social Y'all threw a real nice party tonight. Just wanted to pass on the kudos.
October 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
@dpatrickrodgers.bsky.social Y'all threw a real nice party tonight. Just wanted to pass on the kudos.
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These people are evil. Never stop saying so. Don’t be intimidated into shutting up.
October 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
These people are evil. Never stop saying so. Don’t be intimidated into shutting up.
Fucking moron
Trump: "It's too much liquid. Too many different things are going into that baby at too big a number. The size of this thing when you look at it. It's like 80 different vaccines and beyond vaccines."
September 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Fucking moron
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Oh, hey, something we've been theorizing based on common sense and vibes for years has been proven true.
Good work, researchers, this is extraordinarily helpful.
Good work, researchers, this is extraordinarily helpful.
"In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limits."
www.computerworld.com/article/4059...
www.computerworld.com/article/4059...
OpenAI admits AI hallucinations are mathematically inevitable, not just engineering flaws
In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limi...
www.computerworld.com
September 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oh, hey, something we've been theorizing based on common sense and vibes for years has been proven true.
Good work, researchers, this is extraordinarily helpful.
Good work, researchers, this is extraordinarily helpful.
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
this exists it is called thinking