D.M. Schmeyer
@dmschmeyer.bsky.social
He/him. Attorney at Law and the inflection point between fucking around and finding out.
www.kusklaw.com
www.kusklaw.com
The world really desperately wants me to just lean into all this modern technology and it's really hard to do that when this shit messes up so, so often.
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The world really desperately wants me to just lean into all this modern technology and it's really hard to do that when this shit messes up so, so often.
Tom Stoppard is a huge loss.
Arcadia is one of those works that staggers me when I think about how it came from a human brain. In today's era of diluted creativity and AI slop, it stings just that little bit more to lose a true genius. I have most of his plays, might reread them all.
Arcadia is one of those works that staggers me when I think about how it came from a human brain. In today's era of diluted creativity and AI slop, it stings just that little bit more to lose a true genius. I have most of his plays, might reread them all.
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Tom Stoppard is a huge loss.
Arcadia is one of those works that staggers me when I think about how it came from a human brain. In today's era of diluted creativity and AI slop, it stings just that little bit more to lose a true genius. I have most of his plays, might reread them all.
Arcadia is one of those works that staggers me when I think about how it came from a human brain. In today's era of diluted creativity and AI slop, it stings just that little bit more to lose a true genius. I have most of his plays, might reread them all.
New York is way too dense for these stunts.
The person who planned this is a clown.
The person who planned this is a clown.
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
New York is way too dense for these stunts.
The person who planned this is a clown.
The person who planned this is a clown.
Fried *and injected* a turkey this year.
Yeah, Idk how im going back
Yeah, Idk how im going back
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Fried *and injected* a turkey this year.
Yeah, Idk how im going back
Yeah, Idk how im going back
I think it might be useful to let folks know how lawyers and legal organizations take cases.
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I think it might be useful to let folks know how lawyers and legal organizations take cases.
It was already dead. I...had no idea this fact wasn't common knowledge.
A prosecutor who recently took over the Georgia election interference case against Trump has dismissed charges against the president and others
New Prosecutor Won't Pursue Charges Against Trump And Others In Georgia Election Interference Case
The prosecutor handling the Georgia election interference case against Donald Trump and others has decided not to pursue it further.
www.huffpost.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It was already dead. I...had no idea this fact wasn't common knowledge.
So, pre-existing conditions. Got it. Yeah, I bet your colleagues want to run on that, Markwayne.
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
So, pre-existing conditions. Got it. Yeah, I bet your colleagues want to run on that, Markwayne.
...so a bunch of people who didnt know two rando jags were on a company meeting were on a company meeting?
Fraud is, like, the tip of the damn iceberg here.
Fraud is, like, the tip of the damn iceberg here.
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
...so a bunch of people who didnt know two rando jags were on a company meeting were on a company meeting?
Fraud is, like, the tip of the damn iceberg here.
Fraud is, like, the tip of the damn iceberg here.
My alarm on Monday, and almost always only Monday, is what I call the Bullshit Bell.
Rings, I roll over, check my phone notifications, say "well, this is bullshit" and get up.
Rings, I roll over, check my phone notifications, say "well, this is bullshit" and get up.
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My alarm on Monday, and almost always only Monday, is what I call the Bullshit Bell.
Rings, I roll over, check my phone notifications, say "well, this is bullshit" and get up.
Rings, I roll over, check my phone notifications, say "well, this is bullshit" and get up.
Twitter's cooking your brain.
I literally don't care who you are. You're dumber for being on it. I'm not even speaking as to how bad a look it is to hang out at the Nazi bar. That shit is hurting you.
I literally don't care who you are. You're dumber for being on it. I'm not even speaking as to how bad a look it is to hang out at the Nazi bar. That shit is hurting you.
If you're trying to convince your friends to spend time on Bluesky rather than X, maybe show them this. X is not "the public town square" or about "free speech." It's "just what Elon Musk wants you to see." If you see stuff he doesn't like he'll step in to make sure you don't see it for long.
If you scroll on X, you are only being shown what Elon wants you to see. If you create content on X, no one will see it unless Elon wants them to.
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Twitter's cooking your brain.
I literally don't care who you are. You're dumber for being on it. I'm not even speaking as to how bad a look it is to hang out at the Nazi bar. That shit is hurting you.
I literally don't care who you are. You're dumber for being on it. I'm not even speaking as to how bad a look it is to hang out at the Nazi bar. That shit is hurting you.
Then button your second-to-top, you fucking slob.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Then button your second-to-top, you fucking slob.
Wow, he could not have made the point he was trying to make literally any dumber.
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Wow, he could not have made the point he was trying to make literally any dumber.
Y'all know that websites comply with subpoenas, right?
That's why it's called a court *order*.
And if you think they don't, yeah they do. They often don't have to tell you they've even done so.
That's why it's called a court *order*.
And if you think they don't, yeah they do. They often don't have to tell you they've even done so.
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Y'all know that websites comply with subpoenas, right?
That's why it's called a court *order*.
And if you think they don't, yeah they do. They often don't have to tell you they've even done so.
That's why it's called a court *order*.
And if you think they don't, yeah they do. They often don't have to tell you they've even done so.
Small pleasure- remembering you have leftovers of your favorite meal from your favorite restaurant that you had totally forgotten.
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Small pleasure- remembering you have leftovers of your favorite meal from your favorite restaurant that you had totally forgotten.
They need to learn the loyalty isn't mutual.
The feeling generated by a lack of reciprocity is *deeply* human. Literally hardwired into us.
This is the type of thing that'll make GOPers break ranks. When they realize/internalize that they're on their knees and he doesn't care if they live or die.
The feeling generated by a lack of reciprocity is *deeply* human. Literally hardwired into us.
This is the type of thing that'll make GOPers break ranks. When they realize/internalize that they're on their knees and he doesn't care if they live or die.
MTG: “.. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. .. The man I supported and helped get elected.”
@mediaite.com #GA14
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@mediaite.com #GA14
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November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
They need to learn the loyalty isn't mutual.
The feeling generated by a lack of reciprocity is *deeply* human. Literally hardwired into us.
This is the type of thing that'll make GOPers break ranks. When they realize/internalize that they're on their knees and he doesn't care if they live or die.
The feeling generated by a lack of reciprocity is *deeply* human. Literally hardwired into us.
This is the type of thing that'll make GOPers break ranks. When they realize/internalize that they're on their knees and he doesn't care if they live or die.
It's going to be modestly unpopular. The moderates are going to feel real queasy about it.
But the next Democratic admin needs to come in ready, not just to investigate, but to punish legally.
People have to go to prison. There's no argumen that nonconsenusal surgery and med abuse is LE activity.
But the next Democratic admin needs to come in ready, not just to investigate, but to punish legally.
People have to go to prison. There's no argumen that nonconsenusal surgery and med abuse is LE activity.
"They tried to shut me up by deporting me."
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
Dozens Of Women Allege Unwanted Surgeries And Medical Abuse In ICE Custody
More women are coming forward to say they were pressured to have reproductive surgeries they did not want or understand, offering a glimpse into alleged medical abuses at an ICE detention center.
www.npr.org
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It's going to be modestly unpopular. The moderates are going to feel real queasy about it.
But the next Democratic admin needs to come in ready, not just to investigate, but to punish legally.
People have to go to prison. There's no argumen that nonconsenusal surgery and med abuse is LE activity.
But the next Democratic admin needs to come in ready, not just to investigate, but to punish legally.
People have to go to prison. There's no argumen that nonconsenusal surgery and med abuse is LE activity.
I had a dream that was basically a vivid recall of one of the toughest fights I ever had and I woke up woth my nerves totally shot.
The brain is bullshit.
The brain is bullshit.
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I had a dream that was basically a vivid recall of one of the toughest fights I ever had and I woke up woth my nerves totally shot.
The brain is bullshit.
The brain is bullshit.
I'm not one of those "you better wear a suit to the office" type of guys.
But my ass was hanging out I'd expect some folks to have a very serious talk with me.
Kim K's fits in her new lawyer show are...not screaming verisimilitude.
But my ass was hanging out I'd expect some folks to have a very serious talk with me.
Kim K's fits in her new lawyer show are...not screaming verisimilitude.
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I'm not one of those "you better wear a suit to the office" type of guys.
But my ass was hanging out I'd expect some folks to have a very serious talk with me.
Kim K's fits in her new lawyer show are...not screaming verisimilitude.
But my ass was hanging out I'd expect some folks to have a very serious talk with me.
Kim K's fits in her new lawyer show are...not screaming verisimilitude.
I am extremely heartened that I'm seeing plenty of people with this very correct take.
i know a lot of people have valid concerns about the mods here but you simply cannot be mad that they don't allow death threats lol
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I am extremely heartened that I'm seeing plenty of people with this very correct take.
Acting like this person in the screenshot did is such a massive redflag, man.
People need to rediscover some shame. Put the phone down. Go for a walk.
People need to rediscover some shame. Put the phone down. Go for a walk.
I sincerely have a hard time understanding this sort of parasocial antagonism. If I think someone on this website is annoying I just mute or block them and then I forget they exist
The tiny people who live in your phone aren’t real!
The tiny people who live in your phone aren’t real!
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Acting like this person in the screenshot did is such a massive redflag, man.
People need to rediscover some shame. Put the phone down. Go for a walk.
People need to rediscover some shame. Put the phone down. Go for a walk.
I still think "but this could implicate Democrats too!" is a straw man.
I've literally never seen a single person verifiably left of center say it. It seems to be a creature of the fox news ecosystem.
Every response I've seen to "what about Bill?" has been "what about him?"
I've literally never seen a single person verifiably left of center say it. It seems to be a creature of the fox news ecosystem.
Every response I've seen to "what about Bill?" has been "what about him?"
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I still think "but this could implicate Democrats too!" is a straw man.
I've literally never seen a single person verifiably left of center say it. It seems to be a creature of the fox news ecosystem.
Every response I've seen to "what about Bill?" has been "what about him?"
I've literally never seen a single person verifiably left of center say it. It seems to be a creature of the fox news ecosystem.
Every response I've seen to "what about Bill?" has been "what about him?"
I'm a *bit* of a dog person.
Whenever somebody in my family gets a puppy, they always ask ne to come be around it for a few days. Train em a bit, mellow em out.
My parents new puppy is perhaps my, uh, most successful project ever.
Whenever somebody in my family gets a puppy, they always ask ne to come be around it for a few days. Train em a bit, mellow em out.
My parents new puppy is perhaps my, uh, most successful project ever.
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm a *bit* of a dog person.
Whenever somebody in my family gets a puppy, they always ask ne to come be around it for a few days. Train em a bit, mellow em out.
My parents new puppy is perhaps my, uh, most successful project ever.
Whenever somebody in my family gets a puppy, they always ask ne to come be around it for a few days. Train em a bit, mellow em out.
My parents new puppy is perhaps my, uh, most successful project ever.
None of this seems unusual?
Or, unless I'm mistaken, even novel news? We knew the moderates were negotiating.
Or, unless I'm mistaken, even novel news? We knew the moderates were negotiating.
I’m genuinely confused reading this article what is being alleged to have happened. I assumed backchannel talks were happening with leadership’s approval, but none of what’s in the screenshots seems like Schumer dictating something that got heroically rejected by the caucus?
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 AM
None of this seems unusual?
Or, unless I'm mistaken, even novel news? We knew the moderates were negotiating.
Or, unless I'm mistaken, even novel news? We knew the moderates were negotiating.
I...don't understand how people who have lived through the same year I am are still enthusiastically yearning for more state power, actually.
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I...don't understand how people who have lived through the same year I am are still enthusiastically yearning for more state power, actually.
I have news for these journalists about the social media presence of most men.
James Talarico, a Texas Democrat running for U.S. Senate who has put his faith at the forefront of his campaign, follows several adult film performers, escorts and OnlyFans models on Instagram, according to an Axios review.
Faith-forward Texas Senate candidate follows porn actors, escorts online
James Talarico has become a sensation in Texas politics by talking about how his Christianity is the basis for his progressive politics.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I have news for these journalists about the social media presence of most men.