D.M. Schmeyer
@dmschmeyer.bsky.social
He/him. Attorney at Law and the inflection point between fucking around and finding out.
www.kusklaw.com
www.kusklaw.com
She appreciates the praise. All praise, really.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
She appreciates the praise. All praise, really.
I am a lawyer, and lawyers need to work, so I moved her off my lap for the laptop.
She decided to stay close another way.
She decided to stay close another way.
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I am a lawyer, and lawyers need to work, so I moved her off my lap for the laptop.
She decided to stay close another way.
She decided to stay close another way.
I'm a *bit* of a dog person.
Whenever somebody in my family gets a puppy, they always ask ne to come be around it for a few days. Train em a bit, mellow em out.
My parents new puppy is perhaps my, uh, most successful project ever.
Whenever somebody in my family gets a puppy, they always ask ne to come be around it for a few days. Train em a bit, mellow em out.
My parents new puppy is perhaps my, uh, most successful project ever.
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm a *bit* of a dog person.
Whenever somebody in my family gets a puppy, they always ask ne to come be around it for a few days. Train em a bit, mellow em out.
My parents new puppy is perhaps my, uh, most successful project ever.
Whenever somebody in my family gets a puppy, they always ask ne to come be around it for a few days. Train em a bit, mellow em out.
My parents new puppy is perhaps my, uh, most successful project ever.
What Democratic voters are getting: ^
What Democratic voters want:
What Democratic voters want:
October 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What Democratic voters are getting: ^
What Democratic voters want:
What Democratic voters want:
This form is usually filed with an 8b, which is a type of notice. As in, the type I like getting.
August 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This form is usually filed with an 8b, which is a type of notice. As in, the type I like getting.
*sigh*
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THE FORMS
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THE FORMS
August 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
*sigh*
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THE FORMS
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THE FORMS
Also, it sure looks like she was blogging about it, so I'm thinking we can also go ahead and treat all these "I didn't know" protests with a serious grain of salt.
July 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Also, it sure looks like she was blogging about it, so I'm thinking we can also go ahead and treat all these "I didn't know" protests with a serious grain of salt.
Every lawyer I've seen harping on this is doing it because we don't want vulnerable people making mistakes like this.
They're not sympathetic. Promise.
They're not sympathetic. Promise.
May 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Every lawyer I've seen harping on this is doing it because we don't want vulnerable people making mistakes like this.
They're not sympathetic. Promise.
They're not sympathetic. Promise.
I put in the effort on this I feel it deserved
May 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I put in the effort on this I feel it deserved
Probably this one, for if one of us caused dying on the internet.
May 5, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Probably this one, for if one of us caused dying on the internet.
This is the best I got
May 5, 2025 at 7:43 AM
This is the best I got
I thought the TTP was worth talking about, actually
April 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I thought the TTP was worth talking about, actually
This cut off makes this thread look like a wilder ride than it was.
April 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This cut off makes this thread look like a wilder ride than it was.
Some days are hard.
So you go get steak frites.
So you go get steak frites.
March 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Some days are hard.
So you go get steak frites.
So you go get steak frites.
Look at this shit. The implication is that I could regret it and cancel it.
I was an hour early to my reservation and took a table for nearly 4 hours, and they took care of me. So I tipped generously. Wasn't an invitation for my CC company to help me screw the working man.
I was an hour early to my reservation and took a table for nearly 4 hours, and they took care of me. So I tipped generously. Wasn't an invitation for my CC company to help me screw the working man.
January 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Look at this shit. The implication is that I could regret it and cancel it.
I was an hour early to my reservation and took a table for nearly 4 hours, and they took care of me. So I tipped generously. Wasn't an invitation for my CC company to help me screw the working man.
I was an hour early to my reservation and took a table for nearly 4 hours, and they took care of me. So I tipped generously. Wasn't an invitation for my CC company to help me screw the working man.
Okay, so New York City is bringing some real AM cold.
I'm sorry, big apple, I was not familiar with your game.
I'm sorry, big apple, I was not familiar with your game.
January 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Okay, so New York City is bringing some real AM cold.
I'm sorry, big apple, I was not familiar with your game.
I'm sorry, big apple, I was not familiar with your game.