Chris Futrell
@cvfutrell.bsky.social
Retired chef.
Tio.
Scoundrel.
Good big brother.
Team Zissou.
Stage 3 ass cancer survivor.
#BBN
Tio.
Scoundrel.
Good big brother.
Team Zissou.
Stage 3 ass cancer survivor.
#BBN
"Recognizable" doing some heavy lifting, lol.
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
"Recognizable" doing some heavy lifting, lol.
Anyone know the legal amount of thermite a civilian can possess? Asking for a fr...us. Asking for all of us.
February 12, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Anyone know the legal amount of thermite a civilian can possess? Asking for a fr...us. Asking for all of us.
And him giving his Grammy to Liam was the exact right political statement
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
And him giving his Grammy to Liam was the exact right political statement
I get them done every 3 months and as much as I hate the prep, I look forward to the nap.
February 8, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I get them done every 3 months and as much as I hate the prep, I look forward to the nap.
I get them done every 3 months, and as much as I hate the prep, I look forward to that nap. Wake up feeling like I've slept for 14 hours
February 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I get them done every 3 months, and as much as I hate the prep, I look forward to that nap. Wake up feeling like I've slept for 14 hours
Shut, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck up.
February 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Shut, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck up.
I hope he succumbs
February 5, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I hope he succumbs
Don't light candles, light cocktails
February 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Don't light candles, light cocktails
Reposted by Chris Futrell
“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Pursued by federal agents, suburban ICE observers remain resolved
After a frightening pursuit by federal agents, suburban ICE observers say fear hasn’t stopped them from protecting their communities.
www.mprnews.org
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Your lips, God's ear
January 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Your lips, God's ear
Men aren't lonely enough
January 26, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Men aren't lonely enough
I'm 6'4" in heels
January 26, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I'm 6'4" in heels