Constantine von Hoffman
@curseyoukhan.bsky.social
He/Him. Old journalist raised by drag queens.
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JOHN HENRY THE REVELATOR | Kirkus Reviews
A real-life version of the folk hero John Henry emerges in the Jim Crow South in von Hoffman’s speculative debut novel.
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Hey, I wrote a book about what if the 1st superhero was a Black teen in Jim Crow Alabama. It's called John Henry the Revelator and Kirkus thinks it's pretty good. #booksky #books
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This dog was spotted politely waiting by a pizza truck. He doesn’t have to say what he wants. They already know his order. It is pizza. 13/10 (IG: lauren.bardini)
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This dog was spotted politely waiting by a pizza truck. He doesn’t have to say what he wants. They already know his order. It is pizza. 13/10 (IG: lauren.bardini)
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First thing on every undocumented worker’s mind upon arriving in the United States: use a huge stockpile of cash to make a down payment and lock into a 30-year mortgage.
JD Vance: "Why did homes get so unaffordable? Because we had 20 million illegal aliens in this country taking homes that ought by right go to American citizens."
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
First thing on every undocumented worker’s mind upon arriving in the United States: use a huge stockpile of cash to make a down payment and lock into a 30-year mortgage.
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
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Fuck you if you support him.
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Fuck you if you support him.
"The Defense Secretary backed the decision to hit the vessel for a second time, but says he left the room when the order was given."
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"The Defense Secretary backed the decision to hit the vessel for a second time, but says he left the room when the order was given."
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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Leaked files show Catholics among Pope candidates
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Leaked files show Catholics among Pope candidates
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LITTLE DONNY FUCKFACE VERBALLY ABUSED ANOTHER WOMAN REPORTER, TELLING HER SHE WAS STUPID, BECAUSE SHE HAD THE GALL TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS LATEST NATIONAL GUARD FUCK-UP. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO ANOTHER EXTREMELY ANGRY POST OF MINE THAT NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/48FE72r
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
LITTLE DONNY FUCKFACE VERBALLY ABUSED ANOTHER WOMAN REPORTER, TELLING HER SHE WAS STUPID, BECAUSE SHE HAD THE GALL TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS LATEST NATIONAL GUARD FUCK-UP. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO ANOTHER EXTREMELY ANGRY POST OF MINE THAT NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/48FE72r
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
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Free this store of its single copy of Kalivas! then buy other stuff and get bonus presents!
I recommend their READ BOOKS PUNCH NAZIS shirt!
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I recommend their READ BOOKS PUNCH NAZIS shirt!
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November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Free this store of its single copy of Kalivas! then buy other stuff and get bonus presents!
I recommend their READ BOOKS PUNCH NAZIS shirt!
www.bookmoonbooks.com/item/Hq3ZF19...
I recommend their READ BOOKS PUNCH NAZIS shirt!
www.bookmoonbooks.com/item/Hq3ZF19...
The revolution will not be televised.
Unlike Disneyland, your embarrassing death here will not be played endlessly on the evening news.
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The revolution will not be televised.
Hope you're having a Willie good day.
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hope you're having a Willie good day.
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Gen-X: 42
Millennials: 420
Gen-Z: 69
Gen-alpha: 6, 7
Solve for the next generation
Millennials: 420
Gen-Z: 69
Gen-alpha: 6, 7
Solve for the next generation
Seen on Reddit:
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Gen-X: 42
Millennials: 420
Gen-Z: 69
Gen-alpha: 6, 7
Solve for the next generation
Millennials: 420
Gen-Z: 69
Gen-alpha: 6, 7
Solve for the next generation
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Speaker Mike Johnson has reportedly told the White House that most Republicans aren't interested in extending ACA subsidies.
Reminder that 57% of ACA Marketplace enrollees live in congressional districts represented by a Republican.
They're selling out their own voters.
Reminder that 57% of ACA Marketplace enrollees live in congressional districts represented by a Republican.
They're selling out their own voters.
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Speaker Mike Johnson has reportedly told the White House that most Republicans aren't interested in extending ACA subsidies.
Reminder that 57% of ACA Marketplace enrollees live in congressional districts represented by a Republican.
They're selling out their own voters.
Reminder that 57% of ACA Marketplace enrollees live in congressional districts represented by a Republican.
They're selling out their own voters.
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Impeach, convict, remove.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Impeach, convict, remove.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
But he was OK with the utter incompetence.
(MSNOW) - President Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated, according to three people with knowledge ..
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November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
But he was OK with the utter incompetence.
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Ice is gassing neighbors in St. Paul this morning g during a paramilitary fascist raid on the city.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Ice is gassing neighbors in St. Paul this morning g during a paramilitary fascist raid on the city.
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I am just so unfathomably angry at the conditions trans people in the UK have to live in. A man screaming in a teenage trans girl's face about how she's a pedophile, sissy porn addict, etc, is cleared of wrongdoing. The BBC coins the incoherent term "teenage trans woman" to deny her vulnerability.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I am just so unfathomably angry at the conditions trans people in the UK have to live in. A man screaming in a teenage trans girl's face about how she's a pedophile, sissy porn addict, etc, is cleared of wrongdoing. The BBC coins the incoherent term "teenage trans woman" to deny her vulnerability.
Jodorowsky's Dune
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Jodorowsky's Dune
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Was there an Amazon link to paper towels in the story
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Was there an Amazon link to paper towels in the story
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ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
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BREAKING NEWS: We've sent a letter to the U.S. Dept. of Justice and Dept. of Homeland Security demanding that they immediately halt unlawful and reckless actions by federal officers operating in Oregon. #orpol
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
BREAKING NEWS: We've sent a letter to the U.S. Dept. of Justice and Dept. of Homeland Security demanding that they immediately halt unlawful and reckless actions by federal officers operating in Oregon. #orpol
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.